/turns away after throwing grenade
//slowly walks away like a badass with explosion in background

St. Bear, I thought you might use this clip

Toucher and Rich @Toucherandrich

Did this guy mis-type his name and he really meant “Doucher”???

Congrats Philly fans, I just saw Qualls was designated for assignment. He cant get out of town fast enough.

What AAA scrub is going to replace him though? The bullpen is still a steaming pile of poo outside of Papeldouche.

And I hated the Papeldouche signing as well. Would have preferred Nathan and then used the extra money to sign Beltran or Willingham.

That would’ve been a smart move, just too much cash on a closer for a team with not payroll flexibility nowadays. Plus, it’s Papelbon.

This is why I chose not to move back to my hometown a couple of years ago. Nice place to visit, but I like being on the other side of the river.

Yeah, it’s nice to come home for a few days, but I doubt I’ll end up back in Philly. I love DC, until summer begins today and it’s hot and humid as fuck.

Mantis, you forgot Juan Castillo.

I feel kinda bad for him, he lives near my parents, used to come into the Running Co. all the time, really nice guy. But if he was the Ravens D Coordinator, I’d probably not be a fan either.

friends from home have possibly gotten dumber.

This is why I chose not to move back to my hometown a couple of years ago. Nice place to visit, but I like being on the other side of the river.

Oh, of course. It’s not the intelligent ones that drive me nuts. Also, that indicates to me a ton of my college friends and friends from home have possibly gotten dumber.

This is more than likely the case. Lots of my friends from home are pretty bad Philly sports fans as well.

And I hated the Papeldouche signing as well. Would have preferred Nathan and then used the extra money to sign Beltran or Willingham.

Yup. That signing happened.

That was a legitimately sad thing for me, just pushed me over the edge for even kinda liking the Phils. Still love Chase though.

Not all of us are braindead morons or WIP callers. Some of us can be rational. I just have my hatred of RAJ and Andy Reid (somewhat lessened after this offseason…somewhat…)

Oh, of course. It’s not the intelligent ones that drive me nuts. Also, that indicates to me a ton of my college friends and friends from home have possibly gotten dumber.

That’s just what was needed, more politics.

/turns away after throwing grenade
//slowly walks away like a badass with explosion in background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzCIt4QdHIo

though my dislike of Philly fans grows almost daily since leaving the Philly area. I don’t know if I didn’t realize so many of my friends were this stupid all the time or what.

…and in this corner, phillymantis!

Not all of us are braindead morons or WIP callers. Some of us can be rational. I just have my hatred of RAJ and Andy Reid (somewhat lessened after this offseason…somewhat…)

Nothing in particular, it’s just the daily stupidity and reading it or hearing it (like all weekend last weekend at a wedding), it’s just so stunningly dumb sometimes I just can’t help but root against the Phils.

got it.

Plus, Papelbon.

/sigh

Yup. That signing happened.

/drinks at desk
//cries into Utley shirshey

Yikes, what happened? There haven’t been any public acts of stupidity that I’m aware of.

Nothing in particular, it’s just the daily stupidity and reading it or hearing it (like all weekend last weekend at a wedding), it’s just so stunningly dumb sometimes I just can’t help but root against the Phils. Plus, Papelbon.

That’s just what was needed, more politics.

I’ll be tuning out of social media for the next 48 hours because of today’s SCOTUS decision.

I’m so proud of my homestate.

more like fag humpshire, amirite?

/your state sucks my state…also sucks

I’m so proud of my homestate.
http://windham.patch.com/articles/town-wants-obama-campaign-to-foot-the-cost-for-visit

That’s just what was needed, more politics.

I refer to 2012 London games as a “gluttonous international fuckfest with a lot of coke.”

You just made me care about the Olympics with this sentence.

This right here, though my dislike of Philly fans grows almost daily since leaving the Philly area. I don’t know if I didn’t realize so many of my friends were this stupid all the time or what.

Yikes, what happened? There haven’t been any public acts of stupidity that I’m aware of.