CC Sabathia Has Been Placed On the DL With a Strained Groin

All, Baseball, Fat, Food, Impending Depression Tim Ryan June 27th. 2012, 1:27pm

Things have been going just a little too well for the Yankees of late, so today the team announced that starter CC Sabathia is headed to the disabled list after feeling pain in his left adductor muscle (his groin). He apparently felt discomfort during Sunday night’s Dickey duel and felt it again during Tuesday’s bullpen session, so the decision is to start Freddy Garcia on Friday and bring CC back after the All-Star break.

With the predictable weight gain expected during this extended period of rest, Sabathia will reportedly pitch the remainder of the season in a custom Yankee muumuu.

The impressive first place Yankees have won four in a row and 18 of their last 23.

[via LoHud Yankees]

Previously: CC Sabathia Debuts Tremendously Awful Beard
Previously: CC Sabathia Opts Not to Opt Out, and Brian Cashman Signs 3-Year Deal

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45 Responses to “CC Sabathia Has Been Placed On the DL With a Strained Groin”

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scripty Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Draft rumor: Cavs get 14/16/18 for the #4. Not sure what to think of that….
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Draft rumor: Cavs get 14/16/18 for the #4. Not sure what to think of that….
Is the rumor that this happened? Or that it is being considered?
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VladimirCrouton Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Lets see if the Indians can score more than zero runs before the 9th today. Gas Can Jimenez is all over the place already today.
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Der Kaiser Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Don’t think the “beard to hide the double-chin” move works, if you shave the neck beard.
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Der Kaiser Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
Get in line, buddy.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Cavs get 14/16/18 for the #4. Not sure what to think of that….
Pistons will trade #9 and their number 1 next year…. Oh wait, Joe D just traded a protected lottery pick.
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KC Resident Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Ryan wins again with the caption.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
With all this talk about Doris Burke’s anus as a food receptacle…I just wanted to clarify…that is not her pictured with Carsten, correct?
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Patrick Division Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
…are listed in the photo caption.
/Nice job Tim R.
//Nice effort commenters (even if no one reads the comments)
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NDub Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
What prompted this? That’s not Doris Burke in the photo!
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payaso Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
It’s amazing what the Yankees have been able to do in spite of the plethora of injuries. Cash Daddy doin work.
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scripty Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
trade rumor only; The DET-CHAR trade really has changed things up.
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NDub Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
It’s amazing what the Yankees have been able to do in spite of the plethora of injuries. Cash Daddy doin work.
Money can, in fact, buy happiness.
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BFFredo Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
It’s simply no fun unless there’s panic in the Bronx.
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none!
Draft rumor: Cavs get 14/16/18 for the #4. Not sure what to think of that….
They may think there’s no way they get Beal and aren’t enamored with MKG or T-Rob or Drummond. As for Houston, #4 and Kyle Lowry for D-Ho??
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NDub Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
trade rumor only; The DET-CHAR trade really has changed things up.
You mean the rest of the league wanted Ben Gordon that much? Ha ha.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
They better amnesty Charlie V now.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
What prompted this? That’s not Doris Burke in the photo!
You’re right. I thought it was her at first.
Bitch is stealing Doris’ style.
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SouvenirCity Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
That caption nearly caused me to choke on a McNugget.
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scripty Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Well there is no way CHAR takes Beal at #2 which was the prevailing (albeit not certain) forecasted choice there. Now they will go Robinson.
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
Sweet Jesus
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
CC does look he’s looking at a menu board in the photo.
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SouvenirCity Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Sweaty Freddy taking the ball for the Yanks in CC’s next slated start. May want to avoid that one, Yankee fans.
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NDub Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
You’re right. I thought it was her at first.
Bitch is stealing Doris’ style.
I honestly can’t tell if you and clown are serious or sarcastic about your affection for Doris.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
They better amnesty Charlie V now.
Wait until Gasol moves to town….
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
The things I would eat out of ~~Doris Burke’s~~ Derek Jeter’s ass
/Coop’d
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
With or without E. Coli?
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I'm a Horse Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
The impressive first place Yankees have won four in a row and 18 of their last 23.
Almost as good as the Angels latest run.
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KC Resident Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I honestly can’t tell if you and clown are serious or sarcastic about your affection for Doris.
It is best a question unanswered. We might not understand the answer.
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scripty Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
the whole peanut shells wouldn’t even phase you. you’ve been greenlighted.
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SouvenirCity Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
The impressive first place Yankees have won four in a row and 18 of their last 23.
Almost as good as the Angels latest run.
Rangers have won 8 of their last 10 as well. The Astros are totally fucked in the near future.
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Ty_Webb Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Draft rumor: Cavs get 14/16/18 for the #4. Not sure what to think of that….
If I am Cavs I would do that…
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I honestly can’t tell if you and clown are serious or sarcastic about your affection for Doris.
I can speak for both of us when I say “dead serious.”
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Ty_Webb Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
molemaninthemorning = dorisburkeanalbuffet
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I'm a Horse Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Rangers have won 8 of their last 10 as well. The Astros are totally fucked in the near future.
Top of the AL West is tough. Bottom not so much, though the A’s haven’t been completely terrible.
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cracker jack Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Was there a post on that ‘great catch’ last night? One of the most unbelievable calls I’ve ever seen. And here I thought you had to show the ump the ball on a play like that.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
molemaninthemorning = dorisburkeanalbuffet
Golden Corral’s chocolate fountain takes on a whole new meaning.
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phillymantis915 Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Golden Corral’s chocolate fountain takes on a whole new meaning
But they now have cotton candy!
/MLBN needs new commercials
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cleet Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Fat pitcher is fat.
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Ty_Webb Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Fat pitcher is fat.
seriously, how can his knees take it?
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scripty Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
And here I thought you had to show the ump the ball on a play like that.
/weeps
yes you have to show the ump the ball for those.
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Ty_Webb Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
And here I thought you had to show the ump the ball on a play like that.
/weeps
yes you have to show the ump the ball for those.
Clev. had the lead for about 30 seconds today…
/so you got that going for you, which is nice
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Walking Underwear Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
The things I would eat out of Doris Burke’s ass.
after a nice long hot shower involving a crack-shaped loofa, i agree
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Walking Underwear Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
and stacy dales not doris burke
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Walking Underwear Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
for shannon spake, i’d skip the shower tho
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Walking Underwear Says:
June 27th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
for shannon spake, i’d skip the shower tho

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