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All, Music, Soccer, Video Ty Duffy June 26th. 2012, 11:58am

Germany forward Lukas Podolski has released a single “Halleluja” with the German band “Brings.” This is not a joke. It’s on iTunes. It would be best described as auto-tuned modern pop, with a generous dollop of John Tesh. He’s wearing a t-shirt and tartan tie. Eagerly awaiting footage of Michael Ballack doing a cameo on German MTV just to talk about how awful this song is.

Podolski just signed for Arsenal. I suppose I should have a defense for this, but wow…

[HT to 101GG]

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21 Responses to “Lukas Podolski Has Released a Horrifying Pop Single”

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cracker jack Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Auf geht’s, Deutschland!
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Well as far as RVP replacements go he may be a horrible striker but at least he’s … a horrible rapper, too.
John Barnes is not impressed, and is likely hungry.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Nice. As if I didn’t have enough reasons to cheer against Arsenal already — this is just icing on the cake.
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Sean Jean Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
I didn’t know John McEnroe fronted a German pop band.
Wow that a pile of assturd.
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KC Resident Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
TBL has already named this one of the top songs of the summer.
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Der Kaiser Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
wow
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The White Frank White Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
i had no idea pauly shore was playing bass for a shitty german “band.”
my own german heritage never ceases to confuse/repulse me.
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MP Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
The should blast this song at the Emirates next year to distract the fans from Podolski’s horrible play.
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sousedbergin Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
TBL has already named this one of the top songs of the summer.
Could see it as the soundtrack to a summer heist movie blockbuster.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
The should blast this song at the Emirates next year to distract the fans from Podolski’s horrible play.
The fans will complain about the volume.
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ohheelyeah Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
All music* videos like this need more close-ups of the bass player.
Slappin’ Da Bass, MON!!!!!!!
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Ty Duffy Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
The should blast this song at the Emirates next year to distract the fans from Podolski’s horrible play.
The fans will complain about the volume.
Suarez’ destined to be smash hit “I love black people” is due to drop later this summer.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Featuring Gus Poyet in blackface on the electric piano!
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sousedbergin Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Lukas Podolski machen es regen auf frauen when opening for Kraftwerk in Stuggart.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Podolski hasn’t played very well during Euros (benched for André Schürrle); hopefully his poor form will continue with Arsenal.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Podolski hasn’t played very well during the vast majority of his career
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Well I fucked that up.
Vast, VAST.
/vast!
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sousedbergin Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Lukas Podolski: Behind The Music.
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Walking Underwear Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Kraftwerk
my kids love them. we are z robots, pocket calculator, music nonstop
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Jason Lisk Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Better than Call Me Maybe
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Dougb0001 Says:
June 26th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
“hopefully this poor form will continue with Arsenal”
Baahhhhaaaaaahhhhaaa. How is 4th place and Uefa tasting?

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