Guess it was a better choice than “Dickey Beaten Soundly,” or “Dickey can’t raise game, shelled by Yankees.” Yahoo tucked this Dickey headline (see what I did there?) inside; on the front of its MLB page, it had, “Yankees Beat Dickey, Mets.”

If Dickey throws a no-hitter this year, the NY Post has already secured rights to, “THIS DICKEY IS UNTOUCHABLE!”

Previously: R.A. Dickey May Be a Late Knuckleball Bloomer, But He’s Here to Stay
Previously: Dickey Credits Orel For Success