Roundup: Grandmother Bullied on School Bus, NHL Players Mock LeBron & Kate Upton in GQ

All, Baseball, ESPN, Former Athletes, Horse Racing, Kate Upton, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, NBA Draft, Olympics, Roundup, Tennis, Twitter, Video Stephen Douglas June 21st. 2012, 8:30am

Sofia Vergara … the Earth’s energy … hiding stolen alcohol in diaper bag … Bowden Ball poster … deep fried cereal … Game of Thrones attack ads … man calls 911, says he’s the president, asks to speak with Tebow … California road rage beating … NBC preparing to replace Ann Curry … man won’t be charged with ****ing his girlfriend’s 3-legged dog … it rained at the College World Series … and a lot more in Duluth … European stereotypes … adorable black bear cubs …

Happy Summer Solstice. Enjoy the heat wave. [ABC]

On the off chance you haven’t seen Kate Upton’s latest work. [GQ]

Rob Hennigan is the new GM of the Orlando Magic. [Orlando Sentinel]

Dion Waiters does not have a promise from the Blazers. [OregonLive]

Can Ivan Lendl make Andy Murray great? [New York Times]

Hockey players mocked LeBron. [Off The Bench]

If the Dream Team had never existed, here’s what the 1996 US Olympic basketball team could have looked like filled with amateurs. [Bollinger's Revenge]

ESPN senior vice-president and director of news Vince Doria said, “if social networking never existed, we wouldn’t miss it.” Would love to hear someone explain to Doria what Darren Rovell does. [Sherman Report]

Jenny McCarthy explains the North and South sides of Chicago. [Chicago Tribune]

Thirty horses test positive for “frog juice.” [Bob's Blitz]

Former baseball player Eddie Murray might be involved in insider trading. [Reuters]

The Nationals are cowardly, says Joe Maddon. [Tampa Bay Online]

Even LeBron thinks Dwyane Wade’s fashion is out of control. [Slam]

Chinese villagers found a Fleshlight.

Kids are assholes. They made this older bus monitor cry. [via @1000Steps]

Here’s Wesley Matthews of the Blazers buying a buttload of shoes.

Home Run Derby … on an aircraft carrier.

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121 Responses to “Roundup: Grandmother Bullied on School Bus, NHL Players Mock LeBron & Kate Upton in GQ”

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Urinal Mint Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Here’s a fun story about Mark Cuban getting one of the Kardashian whores pregnant
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QueeferSutherland Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I hate being This Internet Guy, but a video of that woman punching each one of those fucks in the face – hard – would go in a personal time capsule of mine.
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Urinal Mint Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:35 AM
In other sad news, Jim Carrey dropped out of a “Dumb & Dumber To” project because the studio won’t get off their asses and greenlight the thing.
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TheRealAC Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Former baseball player Eddie Murphy might be involved in insider trading.
Or Eddie Murray.
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Urinal Mint Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Former baseball player Eddie Murphy might be involved in insider trading
Big deal. Congress has been doing this for decades and we haven’t found a way to punish them for it.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Without clicking link, I’m going to assume the dog humper is from FL or Alabama
/rushes to confirm
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QueeferSutherland Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Former baseball player Eddie Murphy might be involved in insider trading.
Fuck that, charge him with fraud. Dude has been pretending to be a comedian for 10 years now.
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DerekIAm Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:39 AM
I’d just like to point out that the Thunder, whose stars are 23 years old, are going on their 6th day in South Beach. They are so, so tired, no doubt.
/best 6th man in the NBA
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Former baseball player Eddie Murphy might be involved in insider trading. [Reuters]
Eddie MURPHY was in Trading Places, a movie. Eddie MURRAY, a HOF player in the 3000 hits, 500 HR club, is the suspect.
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squawkbox Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Nice bait and switch on the roundup photos.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Ding ding ding!
/gives self Internet points
//feels good
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Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Eddie Murray’s best work was in 48 Hours or Beverly Hills Cop.
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mmonast Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:41 AM
He claims he overheard Cuban offering to not cut Odom from the roster if defendants’ Khloe and Kim Kardashian agreed to shoot a sex tape with him. The plaintiff claims Jenner agreed to shoot it and that the plaintiff climbed into the arena’s ventilation system, creeped through the ducts and saw them having sex. The plaintiff says he made off with the sex tape and has been in hiding ever since.
Seems legit
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QueeferSutherland Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Eddie Murray’s best work was in 48 Hours or Beverly Hills Cop.
Not as good an actor as James Bond, though. Could Eddie Murray play Bourne? I don’t think so.
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Louis Winthorpe III: Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!
Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion – we had big fun there!
Both: Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!
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heldover Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Not as good an actor as James Bond, though. Could Eddie Murray play Bourne? I don’t think so.
You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
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arkbadger Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:44 AM
it rained at the College World Series
advantage: Arkansas
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:45 AM
seriously dude, nothing on the passing of leroy nieman?
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arkbadger Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:45 AM
they have the golden arches, we have the golden arcs.
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cracker jack Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Vez, I dont have a clue who the fuck that is.
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heldover Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:46 AM
seriously dude, nothing on the passing of leroy nieman?
I LOVED him in Star Trek!!!
/TBL’d
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NinoBrown Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Eddie MURPHY was in Trading Places, a movie
Scripty. video of that classic scene
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spencer096 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Eddie Murray’s best work was in 48 Hours or Beverly Hills Cop.
i still think his best work was buckwheat on snl.
wookin pa nub in aw da wong pwaces…wookin pa nub.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:48 AM
dude could flat-out draw!
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sousedbergin Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Kids are assholes. They made this older bus monitor cry
Snitches get stitches.
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Wally's World Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:49 AM
i still think his best work was buckwheat on snl.
wookin pa nub in aw da wong pwaces…wookin pa nub.
Bastard! I will have that in my head all day now.
/Funny as hell tho
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:49 AM
http://www.leroyneiman.com/categories.asp?cat=6
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HtownHacker Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Can Ivan Lendle make Andy Murray great?
Ivan Lendle???
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St. Bear Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:51 AM
http://www.leroyneiman.com/categories.asp?cat=6
That is one outstanding moustache.
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Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Ivan Lendle???
Forget it, he’s rolling.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:52 AM
all i ask st. bear
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Sofia Vergara
First time I ever laid eyes upon her hotness was in the movie “Grilled”, which was terrible. Anyway, she can get it, big time.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Ivan Lendle???
americanized, for her pleasure
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Ivan Lendl is the epitome of an athlete I hated back in the day and now I see his record and realize what a total bad-ass he was.
“Lendl captured eight Grand Slam singles titles. He competed in 19 Grand Slam singles finals, record surpassed by Roger Federer in 2009. He reached at least one Grand Slam final for 11 consecutive years…”
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:54 AM
On the off chance you haven’t seen Kate Upton’s latest work.
Great, I have a plumber in the house right now and no privacy.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:54 AM
he was the ivan drago of tennis, scripty
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:54 AM
They made this older bus monitor cry.
I will beat someones kids ass
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Thanks Nino. I’ve watched that movie a ton. It’s certainly in my top 5 favorite comedies.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.” Waiter says; “Is there something wrong with the soup?” He says; “Taste the soup.” He says; “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?” He says; “Will you taste the soup?”, “What’s wrong is the soup to cold?”, “Will you just taste the soup?”, “All right, I’ll taste the soup. Where’s the spoon?”, “Ah-ha!” “Ah-ha!”
/Eddie Murray’s best work
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Wally's World Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Fantastic news for those of us who have auto commutes in the mornings and evenings. The one-finger salute is constitutionally protected as Free Speech!
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
he was the ~~ivan drago~~ Eddie Murray of tennis, scripty
/current meme’d
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heldover Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Ivan Lendl is the epitome of an athlete I hated back in the day and now I see his record and realize what a total bad-ass he was.
For some reason he was favorite tennis player when I was a kid. I didn’t like Connors or Becker or any of those guys. I have no reason why I liked Lendl. Maybe I saw him playing in an argyle sweater or some shit and was like, “that dude is goofy! I like him!!!”
I was a weird child.
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Kids are assholes. They made this older bus monitor cry
My son got threatened with suspension for pointing his finger at another kid and making shooting noises.
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Exactly. He was either Czech or Slovak, but since he was beating old Johny Mc and crew, he was the Red Plague. Beating our tennis stars in day and selling our national security info to Mother Russia at night.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:57 AM
But there is a gap in the law: It doesn’t forbid oral sex with an animal.
“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of Humane Societies, and I tell you, people do that all the time.”
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heldover Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:58 AM
/Eddie Murray’s best work
“Fuck you! Fuck you! And fuck you! Who’s next?”
/a close second
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Great, I have a plumber in the house right now and no privacy.
penthouse forum still around?
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phillymantis915 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:59 AM
My son got threatened with suspension for pointing his finger at another kid and making shooting noises.
We are seriously becoming a country of pussies…
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.” Waiter says; “Is there something wrong with the soup?” He says; “Taste the soup.” He says; “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?” He says; “Will you taste the soup?”, “What’s wrong is the soup to cold?”, “Will you just taste the soup?”, “All right, I’ll taste the soup. Where’s the spoon?”, “Ah-ha!” “Ah-ha!”
That’s from Sesame Street.
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NinoBrown Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 8:59 AM
He reached at least one Grand Slam final for 11 consecutive years…”
but he lost a Wimbledon final to Pat Cash. Letdown
Love Trading Places. Ive seen it so many times. Jamie Lee Curtis shows off her bewbs…twice.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Without clicking link, I’m going to assume the dog humper is from FL or Alabama
/rushes to confirm
Goddamnit! I did the exact same thing.
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:01 AM
But there is a gap in the law: It doesn’t forbid oral sex with an animal.
Joke told to me yesterday by an 85 year old woman.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Give it a blow job.
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St. Bear Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:02 AM
“Everytime we talk about boxing, some white guy always brings up Rocky Marciano.”
“He did beat Joe Louis.”
“Joe Louis was 78 years old.”
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:02 AM
My son got threatened with suspension for pointing his finger at another kid and making shooting noises.
We are seriously becoming a country of pussies…
no, just a country of administrators
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QueeferSutherland Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:05 AM
“Everytime we talk about boxing, some white guy always brings up Rocky Marciano.”
“He did beat Joe Louis.”
“Joe Louis was 78 years old.”
Well done.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:05 AM
We are seriously becoming a country of pussies…
it’s not all bad…my stepson got five stitches when a kid slashed one of his fingers with an art-class exacto knife and was suspended for a week
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MP III Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:06 AM
eddie murphy, delirious. end of story.
in other news, sophia vergera needs to get nood, pronto.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:06 AM
We are seriously becoming a country of pussies…
it’s not all bad…my stepson got five stitches when a kid slashed one of his fingers with an art-class exacto knife and was suspended for a week
the slasher was suspended, not my stepson
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spencer096 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:06 AM
We are seriously becoming a country of pussies…
obligatory.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:07 AM
eddie murphy, delirious. end of story.
“Want a lick?”
“Psyche!”
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:08 AM
So growing up, I lived in an older neighborhood but there was a lot in the back where had a great wiffle ball/football field. So everybody would start congregating back there and games would be going all the time. Also, most of our dads grew up in the neighborhood so everybody knew everybody’s elses kids so nothing really got out of line.
Every year for Wimbledon, we’d stop playing wiffle ball and we’d put up a lowered volleyball net and have this badminton tournament, but we spoke in terms of tennis, scored like tennis, etc. I think one year my dad took out his field lining kit and we lined the grass court.
We’d watch the HBO morning at wimbeldon (like 6a-10a ?) partly at various people’s houses then go out for the showdowns. We’d have a drawing, where we put names in hat and you were assigned the name of a tennis pro. You weren’t yourself, you were Boris Becker, Lendl, or whomever.
So you’d pray you got a cool name like McEnroe and be pissed if you got somebody that’d bitch out at Wimbledon like Mats Wilander. If you’d occasionallyt assume the style and theatrics of your nom de plume you’d get some style point respect from the crowd. This was a very big thing.
IIRC in 87 I got Pat Cash as he went for the unexpected title and I had a suprisingly great tourney myself.
/drinks Tropical Punch Kool Aid
//wipes sweat off brow with wrist bands
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MP III Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:09 AM
tuned in to bspn for a minute, all lebron, all the time. already. i hope nothing cool happens in sports for the next week, because i am tuning the hell out.
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NinoBrown Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:10 AM
“If the man wants to call himself Muhammad Ali, call the man Muhammad Ali”
“His mamma calls him Clay, Imma call him Clay”
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:10 AM
obligatory.
“I like you. You have balls. I like balls.”
/coop’s favorite line in the flick
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QueeferSutherland Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:10 AM
no, just a country of administrators
I get all of this and some of the disciplinary actions being handed down are absurd. But all it takes is for one of these kids to shoot up a school a year or two later. Then these same admins are accused of ignoring signs that led to a massacre. It’s stupid all the way around.
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td_kc32 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:11 AM
On the off chance you haven’t seen Kate Upton’s latest work.
Wow
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:12 AM
eddie murphy, delirious. end of story.
Delirious and Raw are hands down two of the funniest stand ups i’ve seen.
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cracker jack Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:13 AM
So I assume we will be getting a BCS Playoff victory post at some point today? The internets won.
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MP III Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Delirious and Raw are hands down two of the funniest stand ups i’ve seen.
for me, delirious has set the bar way too high. there have been plenty of good stand up shows since that came out, but nothing is even close.
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Lord help mr Jesus I’m falling down the stairs.
My shoe!
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:14 AM
me nor mr
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HtownHacker Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I liked your story scripty. Do kids do shit like that nowadays? I suspect they’re too busy playing video games and sitting on the couch.
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
What is wrong with my damn fingers?
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Scouser Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:15 AM
eddie murphy, delirious. end of story.
“Rocky! Rocco! Ey, you see that big moolie dere? Watch this: Ey, lemme get some jujubees, some popcorn, a soda…and dis moolie’s going pay for it….Excuth me! You heard him moolie..pay for my fuckin food…You justh finished watching Rocky, didn’t you?”
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:16 AM
yeah I thought Delirious set the bar and then Raw even seemed a mild disapointment coming off Raw. I recall having Delirious on a cassette tape and listening to that a ton.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I get all of this and some of the disciplinary actions being handed down are absurd. But all it takes is for one of these kids to shoot up a school a year or two later. Then these same admins are accused of ignoring signs that led to a massacre. It’s stupid all the way around.
yeah, i agree. the punishments are far too harsh in the lower elementary schools. it’s like trying to kill a fly with a flamethrower at that age.
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MP III Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I recall having Delirious on a cassette tape and listening to that a ton.
i had it on vhs, and damn near wore it out. it was on a constant loop in HS and college. if i need to be put in a good mood, i put delirious on.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:18 AM
yeah I thought Delirious set the bar and then Raw even seemed a mild disapointment coming off Raw. I recall having Delirious on a cassette tape and listening to that a ton.
i watched Raw first, then Delirious a few weeks apart.
i’m also excluding any richard pryor stand ups from my claim
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NinoBrown Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Delirious is definitely one of the best. But Richard Pryor: Live in Concert is an all-time great stand up show.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:20 AM
I recall having Delirious on a cassette tape and listening to that a ton.
Back when my friends and I were early 20′s we would watch that and drink before going out on Friday nights.
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Scouser Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Eh, that was from Raw, but whatever
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:22 AM
I suspect they’re too busy playing video games and sitting on the couch.
as usual, h-town, this is up to the parents. you have to set parameters. however, my main experience is my stepson. we worried when he got to video game age that we’d have to clamp down, but he can only play so long before he gets bored and wants to do stuff with friends. so, a self-regulator and we’re lucky. but the 6yo girl is playing them, but she loves to be active and read, so no worry there either. i think kids play vg all day if yoou let them and there are no other options
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arkbadger Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:22 AM
eddie murphy, delirious. end of story.
Lemonade, that cool, refreshing drink.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Back when my friends and I were early 20′s we would watch that and drink before going out on Friday nights.
then rag on each other about haircuts and weak game?
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NinoBrown Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Tito get me some tissue.
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ohheelyeah Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:24 AM
dammit senyor, beat me to it.
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Badger Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Do kids do shit like that nowadays? I suspect they’re too busy playing video games and sitting on the couch.
I’d suspect it’s a product of where you grow up. Groups of kids will play outside here, but it’s more of the organized variety. Nothing impromptu that they’re doing by themselves.
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MP III Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Tito get me some tissue.
jermaine, stop teasing.
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TexansFan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Tbl will pat his own back for the college playoff but he’s irrelevant . People were not going to watch something else if they decided not to have one either
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:26 AM
steve martin was some good standup
/looks for cane
//and teeth
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squawkbox Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:26 AM
My son got threatened with suspension for pointing his finger at another kid and making shooting noises.
My oldest son was 5 when we moved into a new neighborhood. He cam home crying 3-4 times – “Jeffrie’s being mean to me and pushing me around.” It was a “king of the neighborhood” thing.
I told my kid – “Next time, you punch him in the nose as hard as you can. Then you help him up, tell him you’re sorry and leave.”
It happened. They’re still very good friends in college.
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:26 AM
why did those 80′s cassettes, the record button was so damn near the play button?
you’d constantly be putting missing segments in your well-crafted dubs and mixed tapes
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:29 AM
why did those 80′s cassettes, the record button was so damn near the play button?
you’d constantly be putting missing segments in your well-crafted dubs and mixed tapes
Break out the little tab on the top. Probably too late with that info.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:29 AM
then rag on each other about haircuts and weak game?
Ha!
why did those 80′s cassettes, the record button was so damn near the play button?
I accidentally recorded over so much stuff.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:30 AM
There’s always been crazy parents. Hell, when I was 7, there were cops at my house because I was playing keep away with one of the kids empty binder at the bus stop. We see more of these stories now because of the 4298574358794 news outlets available.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Break out the little tab on the top. Probably too late with that info.
gotta love analog data security measures.
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ButtersBC Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:33 AM
NBC preparing to replace Ann Curry
1) Post about how Erin Andrews should replace her should she not re-up with ESPN
2) When she does re-up with ESPN link to the post saying “There was speculation she’d take over for Ann Curry on The Today Show”
3) Profit
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dikembemutomballs Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Would love to hear someone explain to Doria what Darren Rovell does
Flood your twitter timeline with pompous tweets until you unfollow?
I’d take being water boarded for days on end over being read Rovell’s tweets for the same period of time. Dude thinks he’s the only guy with any business acumen that has ever cracked open a sports section.
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cracker jack Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:35 AM
These unis must be from the alternate universe in “Fringe”
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St. Bear Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Happy Summer Solstice. Enjoy the heat wave.
Everyday from now until Dec will be shorter than the last.
Winter is coming.
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NinoBrown Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:36 AM
why did those 80′s cassettes, the record button was so damn near the play button?
I messed up many a mix tape because of this.
Remember when they came out with the cassette player that would play the other side of the cassette without you having to physically take the tape out and flip it over. Technology.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Everyday from now until Dec will be shorter than the last.
jerk. what a buzzkill.
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jck49erfan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Someone want to give me the run down of what those kids were saying to make the old lady cry? Fuck kids.
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cracker jack Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Hell, when I was 7, there were cops at my house because I was playing keep away with one of the kids empty binder at the bus stop.
Sounds like you were a dick
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phillymantis915 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:39 AM
you’d constantly be putting missing segments in your well-crafted dubs and mixed tapes
The only thing I miss about tapes was being able to make power hour tapes easily with them.
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FrankHackettCCA Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Remember the good old days, when Internet blog commentors didn’t compain about first world problems from 20 years ago that had simple and almost foolproof solutions. Times have changed…
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jck49erfan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Everyday from now until Dec will be shorter than the last.
jerk. what a buzzkill.
This. Though, if every winter was like this last one, I’d be a happy camper.
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Lebron is lucky he got out of Akron before Bowden tried to put syrup on him.
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St. Bear Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:44 AM
jerk. what a buzzkill.
There are a few milestones that I use to get me through the summer.
1. Summer Solstice
2. July 15, which is historically the warmest day of the year and means the northern hemisphere starts cooling
3. and of course Labor Day
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Shafter Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:44 AM
From the road rage link:
“I just wanted to help him up, make sure he was conscientious, he wanted to drive off. Said he was OK.”
Good lord.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Everyday from now until Dec will be shorter than the last.
jerk. what a buzzkill.
Hope. Been 90 degrees all week, and I’m back roofing next week and won’t be protected from the AC in my office. I miss your face, Fall.
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Break out the little tab on the top. Probably too late with that info.
I recall that. I think if that got messed up you could put a thin piece of tape on the top too.
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scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Remember the good old days, when Internet blog commentors didn’t compain about first world problems from 20 years ago that had simple and almost foolproof solutions. Times have changed…
/sports all day long every day
//wnnrwppg’d
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:53 AM
These unis must be from the alternate universe in “Fringe”
awesome. want.
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Urinal Mint Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:54 AM
steve martin was some good standup
Let’s Get Small is phenomenal.
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spencer096 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:56 AM
steve martin was some good standup
Let’s Get Small is phenomenal.
steve martin’s delivery alone makes me crack the fuck up.
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FredSanford Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 10:05 AM
The one day I have time to hang around and read/make comments and the roundup poops out at 10am.
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Parents need to start spanking their kids again.
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 10:29 AM
i do mrej
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 11:17 AM
why did those 80′s cassettes, the record button was so damn near the play button?
The worst were the tape players that had a little (usually red) record button in the play button. That fucked up so much of my shit.
Also, the album Eddie Murphy (his first stand up album) is better than Raw, but below Delirious. Sets up a lot of Delirious (or Comedian for thos album fans).
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You People Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Kids are assholes. They made this older bus monitor cry
I would totally vote for giving the bus monitor a damn Taser for this bunch of seriously demented ass clowns. Pretty pathetic excuses for human beings. Would love to meet the spawn of Satan’s parents.