Ozzie Guillen: Seven Beers & a Sleeping Pill Will Cure a 15-5 Loss

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8 Responses to “Ozzie Guillen: Seven Beers & a Sleeping Pill Will Cure a 15-5 Loss”

• 1

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 9:49 AM
  

  “Seven Presidentes (beer) and a sleeping pill and be ready for the job tomorrow.”

  -jimi hendrix

• 2

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 9:51 AM
  

  He’s Venezuelan so that’d be rum not Patron, but most likely still beer.

• 3

  sousedbergin Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 9:52 AM
  

  Fred Eaglesmith strongly disagrees with this behavior. He was a bathtub away from pulling a Whitney Houston.

  Only mix your whiskey with sex and good-natured violence my friends.

• 4

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 9:55 AM
  

  Only mix your whiskey with sex and good-natured violence my friends.

  a lil beady essem, eh? not surprised…if i had money on who we’d find choked by an extension cord beating off with those giant novelty hulk hands…well, it’d be mole, but you’d be up there too.

• 5

  sousedbergin Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 9:59 AM
  

  a lil beady essem, eh? not surprised…if i had money on who we’d find choked by an extension cord beating off with those giant novelty hulk hands…well, it’d be mole, but you’d be up there too.

  You have evidently read fifty shades of grey and see masochists everywhere. I meant a smiling punch up. Mole however is on David Carradine watch.

• 6

  td_kc32 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 9:59 AM
  

  Had a beer with Mitch Holthus last night, although I wish it was 15.

  /Patiently awaits football season

• 7

  The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:09 AM
  

  Seven Beers & a Sleeping Pill

  Also found on every To Catch a Predator episode.

• 8

  captain_spalding Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
  

  and no power (23rd in homers)

  ozzie ball everyone!

  If he switched those quantities around he would make this world a better place.

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