Ozzie Guillen: Seven Beers & a Sleeping Pill Will Cure a 15-5 Loss

Ozzie Guillen’s been relatively quiet lately — getting suspended in April over his comments about Fidel Castro probably has something to do with his silence — but a 15-5 thrashing in Fenway Wednesday prompted the mouthy manager to say:

“Seven Presidentes (beer) and a sleeping pill and be ready for the job tomorrow.”

A 2-8 stretch dropped the Marlins two games under .500 and seven games back of the NL East-leading Nationals. With the third worst run differential in MLB (-59), spotty pitching (22nd in ERA) and no power (23rd in homers), I’m looking forward to a volatile summer in South Beach for the manager with the volcanic temperament.

Seven Presidentes will become seven shots of Patron in August. [Palm Beach Post]

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8 Responses to “Ozzie Guillen: Seven Beers & a Sleeping Pill Will Cure a 15-5 Loss”

spencer096 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:49 AM

“Seven Presidentes (beer) and a sleeping pill and be ready for the job tomorrow.”

-jimi hendrix

scripty Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:51 AM

He’s Venezuelan so that’d be rum not Patron, but most likely still beer.

sousedbergin Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:52 AM

Fred Eaglesmith strongly disagrees with this behavior. He was a bathtub away from pulling a Whitney Houston.

Only mix your whiskey with sex and good-natured violence my friends.

spencer096 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:55 AM

Only mix your whiskey with sex and good-natured violence my friends.

a lil beady essem, eh? not surprised…if i had money on who we’d find choked by an extension cord beating off with those giant novelty hulk hands…well, it’d be mole, but you’d be up there too.

sousedbergin Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:59 AM

a lil beady essem, eh? not surprised…if i had money on who we’d find choked by an extension cord beating off with those giant novelty hulk hands…well, it’d be mole, but you’d be up there too.

You have evidently read fifty shades of grey and see masochists everywhere. I meant a smiling punch up. Mole however is on David Carradine watch.

td_kc32 Says:
June 21st, 2012 at 9:59 AM