Lingerie Football Players Know How to Talk Trash Like Sailors
All, Football, Women's Sports June 21st. 2012, 4:10pm
The Lingerie Football League is in Australia playing exhibition All-Star games. During one game, Tessa Barrera of the Los Angeles Temptation put a late hit on league MVP Kyle DeHaven. DeHaven took exception to the hit and punched Barrera in the stomach. This caused Barrera to explain the game of football to DeHaven.
“It’s football you fucking pussy! It’s football you dumb bitch! Welcome to football.”
That’s what players should say to Roger Goodell after every fine.
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June 21st, 2012 at 4:18 PM
you pribbling bat-fowling fustilarian…spike that football again and we’ll fuck you like the gudgeon that shot their seed into your mother’s womb.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Also high on the trash talk ability scale … female rugby players. Also more intimidating.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Damn. I talk like that every day.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Favorite trash talk, from an SI story on basketball in africa:
I am coming for you sir
Oh no it is I who is coming for you
June 21st, 2012 at 4:28 PM
They curse like people. This is the whole ‘Bridesmaids’ movie effect. They can be raunchy just like men!
/both are inferior products to their male counterparts.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:28 PM
i am the Flail of god and if you hadn’t committed great sins, god would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
-ghengis khan
June 21st, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t find the attraction to a woman saying “cunt” in front of my mother while watching a sporting event.
/has happened
//cringed
June 21st, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Watched Bridesmaids for the second time last night. Without the shit scene, that movie is entirely overrated.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:33 PM
haha…”im not gonna get in a peeing contest with a skunk…you lose every time.”
shannon sharpe on ray buchanon
June 21st, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Does this go back to your lack of sane relationships?
June 21st, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Unsurprisingly, yes.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:37 PM
the fat one carried the movie, and the ending with that horrible trend of washed up bands doing a cameo ruined the funny stuff the fat one did in the movie.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:40 PM
What was the context of this? Did a sideline reporter pop up on the tube and the diabetic girl announcer her disdain for that particular cunt? Were you just watching sports and mrs. Brimley announced that her cunt was itching?
June 21st, 2012 at 4:47 PM
No, screaming “cunt” at a player for missing a shot.
Love “Mrs. Brimley” though, that’s gold.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Watched Bridesmaids for the second time last night
Who does this?
June 21st, 2012 at 4:48 PM
i’m gonna trade you for a dog and shoot the dog
June 21st, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Classy girl. That is a painfully awkward situation. I am sure once ties were cut from that one your Mom was more than relieved.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:49 PM
A guy that takes his wife to go see it in the theater, then turns the TV on after doing yardwork and is too lazy to even change the channel when the screen comes on and the movie is on one of the HBOs.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Watched Bridesmaids for the second time last night. Without the shit scene, that movie is entirely overrated.
that’s a clown movie bro
June 21st, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Yeah my mom hated her and compared her to an ex wife of one of her brothers. That’s NEVER a good sign.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Yeah my mom hated her and compared her to an ex wife of one of her brothers. That’s NEVER a good sign.
Sounds like you have a family to root for.
June 21st, 2012 at 5:00 PM
/moleman’d
And a new meme is born.
June 21st, 2012 at 5:01 PM
maybe you can give TBL some tips on how to do this.
June 21st, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Bridesmaids is a prime example of why I don’t watch many movies. I hate going in with expectations and being pissed when it’s over.
June 21st, 2012 at 5:03 PM
The movie is slightly overrated, but Don Draper is awesome in it.
June 21st, 2012 at 5:07 PM
can george glass do this?
ummm, i think so
June 21st, 2012 at 5:11 PM
/Prometheus’d
June 21st, 2012 at 5:12 PM
there were some funny scenes in bridesmaids…the fat chick was great.
June 21st, 2012 at 5:14 PM
i liked it. the fat brits were disgusting
/back tat
June 21st, 2012 at 7:19 PM
I am coming for you sir
Oh no it is I who is coming for you
/dying.