Jake Peavy, Like Everyone Else, Thinks the Cubs Are Terrible
The Chicago Cubs are once again hilariously inept this season, no different from any other year. Thus far in the club’s storied “rivalry” with winning, they maintain a horrific record against, well, pretty much anyone, which inspired pitcher Jake Peavy to shed some honest light on the unfortunate circumstances of dropping the first two of a three-game set against their neighbors.
“I don’t mean any disrespect, but a team playing the way the Cubs have been playing, we have to beat those teams,” Peavy said.
Fittingly enough, Peavy’s comment drew nothing from the Cubs clubhouse. Everyone knows the Cubs are terrible, including the Cubs. While that kind of rare self-awareness is refreshing, it’s pretty pathetic to witness the continued absence of pride oozing from that clubhouse.
[via Chicago Tribune]
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June 21st, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Terrible team is terrible. Got it.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Wow, that’s not even close.
As much as I would appreciate that kind of lopsidedness, the overall record is 49-41 White Sox, with a series edge of 9-3-4. Even looking at the last 31 games (7+24), it’s only 19-12 White Sox.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:16 PM
7-24 in their last 31 overall, perhaps?
June 21st, 2012 at 2:17 PM
no different from any other year
except they won the divison twice back in 2007-2008
Except its 41-49 in favor of Sox.
But Peavey is correct the Cubs do suck this year.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:19 PM
This is what it is, their record overall in their last 31 games.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:21 PM
This is what it is, their record overall in their last 31 games.
This is such a blatantly anti-soccer comment. Who do you think you are?
June 21st, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Terrible fans, is still in a Mid Western city despite all its charms, there’s just nothing to like about the Cubs.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:22 PM
June 21st, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Did ya watch the hockey awards last night, Geez? Arnett as Shanahan was quite enjoyable.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Nearly as good as the Angels owning the Dodgers.
/shots fired at Ballz
June 21st, 2012 at 2:23 PM
They’re virtually 7-24 in the last 31.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Vince Vaughn, alleged huge hockey fan, has no idea who Evgeni Malkin is.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:24 PM
7-24 in their last 31 overall, perhaps?
Can you imagine the ratings for a 31 game baseball season? They’d be huge. Definitely something for MLB to consider
June 21st, 2012 at 2:24 PM
peavy would like to hit your joint, but understands why you’re skeptical as to where that zit came from.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Did ya watch the hockey awards last night, Geez? Arnett as Shanahan was quite enjoyable.
CJ, in the infinite wisdom of the NHL and TSN the awards were tape delayed by about an hour or so, I knew the winners from twitter, so didn’t watch. I’ll try to track down a link to the Arnett thing though.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn, my only role models.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Vince Vaughn, alleged huge hockey fan, has no idea who Evgeni Malkin is.
Always surprised when I see him at Hawks games and he isn’t sporting a sweater with Vaughn on the namebar.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Fixed
June 21st, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I have an irrational love for Gob and everything he does.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:35 PM
If he did I guarantee he would get 69 as the number. He absolutely butchered Malkin’s name. Guy is such a dickbag.
Malkin’s Hart speech was hilariously weird. He talked about Sergei Gonchar the whole time in a tone that would suggest Gonchar killed himself last week.
(I didn’t watch the show, only Malkin’s part)
June 21st, 2012 at 2:36 PM
that’s not irrational at all.
/i hear the jury’s still out on science
June 21st, 2012 at 2:37 PM
After the lockout of course
June 21st, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Too bad Chipwich Charlie Morton couldn’t deliver the goods
June 21st, 2012 at 2:38 PM
They need to bring out the Canadian actors to pronounce any foreign names, leave the American actors for dudes like ‘Jonathan Quick’. Ryan Reynolds shoulda been there.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Uncle Buck knows how to cure that.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:39 PM
The most impressive hockey name butchering is still Ed Olczyk. The guy can’t pronounce “Orpik” and was his damn coach.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Naked.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Oooh. Yes.
Joshua Jackson was there though, lookin good.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:41 PM
After the lockout of course
I knew I was forgetting a big detail. If the players and owners would just agree to a lockout they could probably save their dying sport. It’s worked for everyone else, ever
June 21st, 2012 at 2:42 PM
The most impressive hockey name butchering is still Ed Olczyk.
Not if you’ve caught a few episodes of Coaches Corner in the last two years. Don doesn’t even try to get them right anymore.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:43 PM
That’s my son, you pothead.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Yum.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Actually quite pleased with myself that I’ve annoyed Ben.
June 21st, 2012 at 2:59 PM
…by being wrong?
June 21st, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Wasn’t wrong, just wasn’t “specific” enough.
June 21st, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Oh dont try and pull that shit!
June 21st, 2012 at 3:44 PM
What should annoy you is that it’s still wrong. As given, the sentence still states the Cubs are 7-24 in their last 31 with the White Sox, which is inaccurate. You didn’t fix it with the parenthetical.
June 21st, 2012 at 3:50 PM
So there were no pictures of Peavy in the uniform he’s worn the last few years?
June 21st, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Yeah, I dont think Hernia realizes yet that the record he quotes isn’t against the Cubs. Poor fella.
June 21st, 2012 at 3:52 PM
*against the White Sox
June 21st, 2012 at 3:54 PM
None that are as hilarious as that one, I support the decision
June 21st, 2012 at 3:56 PM
He didn’t fix it because that’s the EIC’s job…Whats that? Oh.
June 21st, 2012 at 3:58 PM
The cubs aren’t good enough to have accurate stats stated about them
June 21st, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Hope things improve for you soon, bud.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Oooooh, I see what you tried to do there. Right to the heart.
/Good job, good effort.
//Yes, I find stupidity annoying.
June 21st, 2012 at 4:27 PM
June 21st, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Huzzah!
/Cubs suck.