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49 Responses to “Incredible Roulette Run of 19 Red Never Actually Happened”

• 1

  YYSA Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:43 AM
  

  “There was no one playing at that table,” Rio Las Vegas Hotel & Casino spokesman Gary Thompson told The Detroit News on Wednesday. “It was just a diagnostic test being done.”

  Just making sure we can still make the ball land where we need to when need be.

• 2

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:45 AM
  

  Cool comment at the end of the old roulette thread. Not as good as the comment about the guy who sexed Aubrey O’Day at the end of the recent Roundup, but good, especially the Barkley comment.

• 3

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:52 AM
  

  surprised darren rovell wasn’t all over this like shit on a pig.

• 4

  MP Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:55 AM
  

  Rovell to make more than half a million a year at ESPN.

• 5

  MP Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:55 AM
  

  Link.

• 6

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 10:58 AM
  

  Rovell to make more than half a million a year at ESPN.

  you don’t say…considering how much of a problem he has with athletes being compensated so much, you’d think he’d have the mind to turn down an offer like that considering the menial importance of his job.

• 7

  Der Kaiser Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
  

  I’d be curious as to how many of the people who have problem with Rovell still follow him on twitter. I unfollowed him this morning. Just couldn’t take it anymore.

• 8

  Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:02 AM
  

  comment about the guy who sexed Aubrey O’Day

  link? didn’t catch that one.

  The poker pro who snapped the photo clearly didn’t realize that the table was empty and a diagnostic test was in progress.

  he probably did realize this and sent out the photo with no regard for that fact. pretty easy to look at a table and see that there is no one there.

• 9

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
  

  I’d be curious as to how many of the people who have problem with Rovell still follow him on twitter. I unfollowed him this morning. Just couldn’t take it anymore.

  i have a problem with him, but don’t check my twitter feed enough to get annoyed with his shit.

• 10

  angry Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:05 AM
  

  The poker pro who snapped the photo clearly didn’t realize that the table was empty and a diagnostic test was in progress.

  He needs to be found and ridiculed.

• 11

  St. Bear Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:06 AM
  

  I’d be curious as to how many of the people who have problem with Rovell still follow him on twitter. I unfollowed him this morning. Just couldn’t take it anymore.

  I think he’s an idiot who isn’t worth $100k much less $500k but I don’t “have a problem” with him. I still follow him. I’d say it’s 50% for the comedy of what he writes, 25% for people’s reactions, and 25% for actual interesting information. When he does get on a roll, it’s not hard to ignore. But then again, I’m not on Twitter as much as some people.

• 12

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:06 AM
  

  link? didn’t catch that one.

  Here you go.

• 13

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  He needs to be found and ridiculed.
  He’ so clueless. Contract him from the poker tour.

• 14

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:09 AM
  

  Oracle Corp. CEO Larry Ellison has agreed to buy 98 percent of the Hawaiian island of Lanai…

• 15

  Ben80123 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
  

  link? didn’t catch that one.

  Here you go.

  Hey everyone! We’ve got a celebrity commenter! You’ll be excited to find out who it is.

• 16

  squawkbox Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
  

  Shock and dismay over disinformation on the internet for the first time ever.

• 17

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
  

  Oracle Corp. CEO Larry Ellison has agreed to buy 98 percent of the Hawaiian island of Lanai…

  speaking of hawaii…i would like to go back.

• 18

  St. Bear Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:11 AM
  

  Oracle Corp. CEO Larry Ellison has agreed to buy 98 percent of the Hawaiian island of Lanai…

  You’d think they could find a better picture to use.

• 19

  angry Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  So when is the post about the college playoff that Jason’s drum-beating produced?

• 20

  jayhawk88 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  Oh sure, that’s what they want you to think. Meanwhile 11 men that night were seen at the Bellagio fountains discussing which South Pacific islands might be for sale.

• 21

  Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  You’ll be excited to find out who it is.

  if you only knew who he was!… 1 year later after he disappears… meh, you probably would have never heard of him anyways.

• 22

  guinnessgirl13 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:14 AM
  

  speaking of hawaii…i would like to go back.

  Me too. Great honeymoon.

• 23

  squawkbox Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:15 AM
  

  By the way, all you that clicked on and commented in the ‘Dan LeBatard in a Speedo.’ post are homos. I don’t know who you are, b/c I refuse to click the link, but you all know who you are.

  /did not click link
  //refuse to click link
  ///no way I’m clicking that link
  ////don’t try to bribe me with the old “But Spencer’s comments are gold!” argument.

• 24

  YYSA Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:15 AM
  

  Oracle Corp. CEO Larry Ellison has agreed to buy 98 percent of the Hawaiian island of Lanai…

  I’d like to know about the other 2% and why it was not purchased.

• 25

  St. Bear Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  

  By the way, all you that clicked on and commented in the ‘Dan LeBatard in a Speedo.’ post are homos. I don’t know who you are, b/c I refuse to click the link, but you all know who you are.

  So we’re homos for clicking the link, but the pic itself turned HtownHacker straight.

  Left is right, up is down. Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

• 26

  St. Bear Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:17 AM
  

  I’d like to know about the other 2% and why it was not purchased.

  I’m guessing state park or military base.

• 27

  guinnessgirl13 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:19 AM
  

  By the way, all you that clicked on and commented in the ‘Dan LeBatard in a Speedo.’ post are homos. I don’t know who you are, b/c I refuse to click the link, but you all know who you are.

  CJ, Paolo is back.

• 28

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:19 AM
  

  By the way, all you that clicked on and commented in the ‘Dan LeBatard in a Speedo.’ post are homos. I don’t know who you are, b/c I refuse to click the link, but you all know who you are.

  nobody reads the posts.

• 29

  RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:20 AM
  

  I’d like to know about the other 2% and why it was not purchased.

  Leper Colony.

• 30

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:22 AM
  

  I’d like to know about the other 2% and why it was not purchased.

  Leper Colony.

  on lanai too? i know there’s one on molokai.

• 31

  SenyorMadre Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:23 AM
  

  Spence and gg are married to each other?

• 32

  St. Bear Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:24 AM
  

  Leper Colony.

  “Homer! Bart! You’re not lepers, it’s just oatmeal!”
  “Oh, we know. We figured out when dad ate one of his lesions.”
  “But why didn’t you say anything?”
  “Because we got a free vacation to Hawaii, and all we have to do is go through a few hours of blinding electroshock therapy a day.”

• 33

  squawkbox Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:24 AM
  

  i know there’s one on molokai.

  wait, what?

• 34

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:26 AM
  

  Leper Colony.

  The hottest unsigned progressive death metal band in the rust belt. Featuring spencer096 on lead guitar, Death Colony. They’ll be at playing before the open mike nights, each Monday at the Ha Ha Hole in Pico.

• 35

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:26 AM
  

  wait, what?

  info.

• 36

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:27 AM
  

  The hottest unsigned progressive death metal band in the rust belt. Featuring spencer096 on lead guitar, Death Colony. They’ll be at playing before the open mike nights, each Monday at the Ha Ha Hole in Pico.

  that reminds me…merry metal mursday!

• 37

  guinnessgirl13 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:31 AM
  

  Spence and gg are married to each other?

  That will be news to my husband.

• 38

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:32 AM
  

  is that what the old scheming dude in Braveheart had? Was he a leper?

• 39

  molemaninthemorning Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:35 AM
  

  No shit.

• 40

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:35 AM
  

  is that what the old scheming dude in Braveheart had? Was he a leper?

  yea…they took some liberties with that tho. the real robert de bruce was dead before william wallace was captured.

• 41

  St. Bear Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:38 AM
  

  yea…they took some liberties with that tho. the real robert de bruce was dead before william wallace was captured.

  And Robert the Bruce was much more historically significant to Scotland than William Wallace. He travelled to the Vatican to get the Pope’s support.

• 42

  SenyorMadre Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:42 AM
  

  leper hockey game had faceoffs in the offensive zones

  then there’s a long joke about someone dipping toast into a wound, but it’s long

• 43

  spencer096 Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:43 AM
  

  leper hockey game had faceoffs in the offensive zones

  laughed my ass off.

  /also a leper joke

• 44

  YYSA Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:45 AM
  

  And Robert the Bruce was much more historically significant to Scotland than William Wallace. He travelled to the Vatican to get the Pope’s support.

  He did lead them to battle and victory in the last scene using William’s wifes love hankie as a catalyst.

• 45

  scripty Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:50 AM
  

  The Braveheart battles at when he kills the sheriff and at Stirling are Kill Bill/Crazy 88′ish in over-the-top gore. Always some medieval death that amuses me.

• 46

  SenyorMadre Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 11:56 AM
  

  No easy way to die in medieval times. Battles must have been terrifying chaos.guns are merciful

• 47

  BostonCanSuckIt Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 12:28 PM
  

  No easy way to die in medieval times. Battles must have been terrifying chaos.guns are merciful
  

  Try reading about the Punic Wars some times. Cannae would have been a nightmare to witness.

  Given the size of the disaster, the bloodletting must have proceeded throughout most of the day. Rome’s loss screams out to us still: 50,000 dead, a figure so conspicuous that historians have mulled over it ever since. Polybius, whose writings remain a primary window into the military affairs of the Republic, gave a figure of 70,000 dead. Livy, a Roman historian writing during the first century BCE, offers a figure of 50,000, which has acquired the weight of orthodoxy over the years, not least because it is simply more comprehensible. Nobody in the records gives a smaller figure.

  This is simply staggering. Cannae’s death toll (Punic losses were between 6,000 and 8,000) sounds more like plague mortality. No army in antiquity had likely suffered anything like this, amounting to a near-gutting of Rome’s militaryage manhood. Descriptions of the battlefield are graphic even for ancient sources, conjuring images of a plain packed with eviscerated dead and dying, the survivors lingering in a kind of hell.

  “Some they found lying with their thighs and knees gashed but still alive,” writes Livy, “these bared their throats and necks and bade them drain what blood they still had left. Some they discovered with their heads buried in the earth, they had evidently suffocated themselves by making holes in the ground and heaping the soil over their faces.”

• 48

  HawkEye Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 12:31 PM
  

  link? didn’t catch that one.

  Here you go.

  I….I…..

• 49

  Lomax Says:
  June 21st, 2012 at 2:38 PM
  

  I’ve seen this happen all the time at the Rivers (pittsburgh). Usually from a faulty machine… You’ll walk past and the same number will be up like 5 times in a row. Has anyone else seen this?? Prob just speaks to the quality of the machines at the Rivers casino now that I think about it..

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