Ryan Leaf Called Himself “Lazy, Dishonest and Selfish” Before Being Handed a 5-Year Sentence
Ryan Leaf was sentenced yesterday in his hometown of Great Falls, Montana. Leaf was facing charges related to drugs and burglary. Leaf spoke at the sentencing, but did not ask for forgiveness. From the Great Falls Tribune:
“I’m lazy, and dishonest and selfish,” the troubled Great Falls native said in a self-effacing statement to the court. “These were behaviors I had before my addiction kicked in.”
Leaf looks at jail as a way to save his family from the embarrassment of Ryan Leaf for a few years.
“They believe I’ve held them for ransom for 36 years, and I don’t understand why I should have to do that any more,” he said, his voice breaking.
“Five to 10 years of Ryan-free drama for my family, this community – particularly for this nation – would be pure bliss for people,” he said later.
Despite Leaf’s self-assessment, the judge was fairly lenient, giving the former #1 pick a five-year commitment to the Montana Department of Corrections. He will spend 9 months in drug treatment, 6 months in a prerelease center and then have a 2-year suspended sentence. If he stays out of trouble, he will probably stay out of jail.
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June 20th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
wow…taken aback by those statements.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Sounds like rock bottom.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Most people don’t care about you, Ryan. Sorry.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Ryan Leaf is the guy from Epic Meal Time?
June 20th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
“I’m lazy, and dishonest and shellfish”
- Eugene H. Krabs
June 20th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Showing up to your trial in a bad “jailbird” Halloween costume is probably not a good move.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Sounds like he’s one arrest away from a short rope hanging from a high ceiling.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
That Leaf face HAS to be an EPIC meme face. I mean, just look at that!
“I’m lazy, and dishonest and shellfish”
- Eugene H. Krabs
Nicely done.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Showing up to your trial in a bad “jailbird” Halloween costume is probably not a good move.
I just thought he and his buddy there were rockin’ the stylish rugbies for the sexy Montana ladies.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
He’s one lazy away from being Barry Bonds. Doesn’t take much.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
There’s a sad example for all those parents desperate to churn out the next great super-athlete.
For every success, there’s just as many failures.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
looks like this leaf’s…
/sunglasses
…already been turned over.
/WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 20th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
You listen to me. I don’t have to listen to you.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Remember when those orange prison shirts? Buddy yelled at a female police officer calling her a cunt and went to the drunk tank wearing one. Good times.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
/pours one out for first ammendment
//assumes diet america has the same laws
June 20th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
particularly for this nation
The dude obviously doesn’t realize how much material he gave sports bloggers.
Also, where is Hernia? That picture needs a caption.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
That Leaf face HAS to be an EPIC meme face.
It’s got a “movie poster” kinda feel to it – like for some kind of wacky comedy. Just needs a caption.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
can we root for him now?
June 20th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Spencer just made the caption.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
“can we root for him now”
/searches tbl archives
//no
June 20th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
what are the odds of this?
June 20th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Does prison have TCM?
Dat Ass
Todd Charske I presume
Murping ain’t easy
June 20th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
man, were the smokeshows out at the health club pool today
including me
June 20th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Turd.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Being Ben Murphy > Murping.
That’s what Being Ben Murphy’s all about.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3psdyc/
June 20th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Justice.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Good times.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
It bothers me when news articles quote Twitter replies or comments left on other sites.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
The Braves are really pissing me off. We just can’t hold a lead against the Yankees.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
We just can’t hold a lead against the Yankees.
well, the braves aren’t as good as the yankees
June 20th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Alright, still up one but two more innings to blow it. Please expand this lead.
While true, the Braves’ bullpen has been about as bad as it gets in the six games they’ve played the Yankees this month.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Diane Fanning wrote on Forbes.com. “If I found a half-naked man on top of my 5-year-old daughter, I might not have the strength to kill him. But I do know I would jump on his back and try to rip his eyes right out of his head.”
Killin just ain’t right, but maimin’ is.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Fuck yes, Braves now up 9-5. Thank you.
June 20th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Thank you indeed!
June 20th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
I just want to know if Leaf has a cannon ball chained to his ankle also.
/Seriously what state still uses the striped suits?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
coogs gonna coog
June 20th, 2012 at 11:56 PM
I know I’m late, but that pic of Leaf reminds me soooo much of Michael McDonald (Backing Vocalist HOF).