Auburn Plainsman Reporter Claims To Get Confession From Harvey Updyke, Becomes Witness In Trial
The trial of Harvey Updyke, the alleged Toomer’s Oaks tree poisoner and Alabama fan, is underway. You might recall that this whole matter began two years ago when someone identifying themselves as “Al from Dadeville” confessed on the Paul Finebaum Show to poisoning the oaks.
Well, yesterday, a reporter from the student newspaper The Auburn Plainsman, Andrew Yawn, approached Updyke outside the courtroom after a round of jury selection, and claims that the defendant spoke freely about the incident. “Did I do it? Yes.” Yawn also quotes Updyke as saying, ““They’re going to find me guilty… it’s a done deal. I don’t think I’m going to get a fair trial.”
Updyke’s attorney immediately came out and denied that his client made those statements, but the paper is standing behind them. Predictably, that student reporter has been served with a subpoena as a witness, has been instructed that he can no longer cover the case, and a gag order has been placed on all public statements by everyone except the attorneys.
[photo via Opelika-Auburn News]

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June 20th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Damn. Should of let that kid just question Sandusky.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
meh…sandusky’s having no problem displaying his guilt for everyone to see. he’s been wearing a confession on his face everytime he tries to claim he’s innocent.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
why does a commuter school have a newspaper?
/husker’d
June 20th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Roll Damn Tide.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Where is Husker? Things have been so rational in the comments section lately.
Yeah, apparently the attorneys were asking the potential jurors if they listen to the Paul Finebaum show. Cue the circus clown music, bro.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Harvey Updyke is an inbred retard in emblematic of all people from Alabama.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
i mean, all things considered, the attorneys probably should’ve.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Just curious, but what’s the actual criminal charge? Vandalism?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
arboring a fugitive.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Hey-o!
June 20th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
June 20th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
What percentage of the student body can even read one? 50?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
//Golf clap
June 20th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
It’s really just a church bulletin printed in Ikea style instructions on how to avoid the gay.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I was thinking Highlights For Children with misspellings and even more pictures.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
can’t believe the kid’s last name is Yawn
June 20th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Just curious, but what’s the actual criminal charge? Vandalism?
arboring a fugitive.
Did your bow tie spin on that one?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Oh, no question. They should also have asked if any of the potential jurors actually call the PF show. How many times a week. The percentage they make it on the air. Whether they have a nickname, etc.
June 20th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Fits with the clown music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g
June 20th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Are the oaks dead or what?
/Team Maple
June 20th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
trouble in the forrest gregg, mullet?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Still under constant surveillance. There is still hope for them but it’s slim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7AHPbiRfLI&feature=player_embedded
June 20th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
it was a rush reference wasnt it mullet?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
I’m so confused.
I wonder if all the high pressure water they blast those trees with to get the toilet paper off after they get rolled has cuased those trees any damage?
June 20th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
No.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
mullet, one of the best known rush songs is about a fight among forest trees. the maples didn’t appreciate that the oaks took all the light
it ended by hatchet, ax and saw
June 20th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
From AU’s website:
June 20th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
God I hope that song is metaphorical, and not just retardical.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Pre-poisoning, no I don’t think the power washing was harmful. Post-poisoning, yes it is. Not sure if they still do, but in the recent past they had people out there monitoring when leaves, etc. fell so that there would not be an recontamination in the surrounding soil.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
the maples didn’t appreciate that the oaks took all the light
God I hope that song is metaphorical, and not just retardical.
not my department. and how’s your greatest hits coming along?
June 20th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
neil peart is a fucking god.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
this guy might be an even badder man than peart.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
I feel as though the musicianship of the guys in Steely Dan is criminally underrated. Those guys can all fucking play.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
No, I think it’s half.
/Commuter school grad, here.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Let Neal Peart explain it best…
June 20th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
He really shouldn’t have blown those youngsters at Penn State either…
June 20th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
My son just knocked over a cup of ice cream and goes “awww fuck”
June 20th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Straight outta The Christmas Story style too. He’s 4.5 yrs old. Kid loves his ice cream, I guess.
June 20th, 2012 at 6:54 PM
pastor…if you’re into good drummers, this guy might take the cake.
June 20th, 2012 at 7:05 PM
one more…peart if he wore affliction shirts and had an adderall rx.