Comments on: Wes Welker is Getting Married This Weekend

By: Kenjo25

Kenjo25 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:44:14 +0000

I think Anna Burns was exactly right. No one else has the balls to say it so she did. Pretty sad that players who use steroids and bet on sports are fined, banned or both and then shunned from the HOF, but go murder someone and you will be heralded as a hero. And I don’t care what anyone says, somehow, some way the NFL is so obviously fixed. Peyton wins 11 in a row, then loses that bad to the Ravens. And Brady played like he was a rookie. Like who didn’t know the Harbaughs would both end up in the Superbowl? REALLY? Only question no is who wins? Ravens, so the NFL can cater Lewis, or Niners, so The other Harbaugh can get a Superbowl win under is belt? How pathetic.

By: jbird669

jbird669 — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 13:52:15 +0000

I picture Welker getting in a fight where the bouncer just had his hand on Welker’s head and Welker is swinging aimlessly but he can’t hit anyone.

Hilarious.

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:21:10 +0000

I think you mean Osi/Tuck/JPP is going to come out of nowhere and tackle him.

Nah, I meant the guy who led the game winning drives after the aforementioned guys blew leads in the 4th quarter.

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:43:30 +0000

With that hairline he’s got to strike now. Because once he’s done with football, he’ll just be short and bald.

LeBron and Carlos Boozer should be definitive proof that all those hair transplant commercials don’t work, right? Those guys refuse to go gently into the night by shaving it off, and they certainly could afford a transplant.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:36:54 +0000

lecture and release

because i have four kids, i do this with fish

LOL

By: Scouser

Scouser — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:33:56 +0000

I will trade you for him straight up to the WhiteSox if the 9ers are willing to take his father.

It’s interesting that the son has a legitimate brain injury to explain his actions, but the father doesn’t.

By: coop247

coop247 — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:29:54 +0000

With that hairline he’s got to strike now. Because once he’s done with football, he’ll just be short and bald.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:24:04 +0000

off season, brady acts just like his model wife

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:23:52 +0000

I will trade you for him straight up to the WhiteSox if the 9ers are willing to take his father.

Done. Kenny can clean toilets at the new stadium.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:22:48 +0000

im surprised she’d marry him after him and brady were basically making out during all the pre-game clips they were showing.

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:22:21 +0000

You’re right. Kyle Williams should have won the MVP for Super Bowl 46.

I will trade you for him straight up to the WhiteSox if the 9ers are willing to take his father.

By: guinnessgirl13

guinnessgirl13 — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:20:11 +0000

I picture Welker getting in a fight where the bouncer just had his hand on Welker’s head and Welker is swinging aimlessly but he can’t hit anyone.

That is sort of what I was trying to get at with Blart being the one to tackle him.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:19:52 +0000

lecture and release

because i have four kids, i do this with fish

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:19:42 +0000

Sportscenter Anchor Jokes to Sage Steele That She Was Flirting with Wes Welker, Sage Steele Gets Visibly Unhappy

And after the thing with Sage and Jalen, methinks the lady doth protest too much.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:16:15 +0000

/SB MVPs should go to an entire unit if there isn’t just one guy.

You’re right. Kyle Williams should have won the MVP for Super Bowl 46.

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:15:05 +0000

Word on the street is just as Mrs. Hooters is about to give Wes Welker the ring, Eli is going to come out of nowhere and snatch it.

I think you mean Osi/Tuck/JPP is going to come out of nowhere and tackle him.

/SB MVPs should go to an entire unit if there isn’t just one guy.

By: cleet

cleet — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:14:45 +0000

dropping a crucial pass in the Super Bowl

/winces

Ummm, Rex Ryan…something something predicted Super Bowl…something.

By: angry

angry — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:08:37 +0000

Holy fucking links to previous posts.

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:05:55 +0000

How short must one be to be a member of Welker’s crew? His Napoleon complex probably prohibits anybody taller than 5’5″ being in it.

By: irishmafia

irishmafia — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:02:36 +0000

too much Chablis for Wes