Wes Welker is Getting Married This Weekend
Wes Welker’s in Aspen for his upcoming wedding this weekend to the lovely Anna Burns, and if you’re to believe this report, the Patriots’ receiver and his buddies got into an altercation with security at a food & wine festival they weren’t invited to:
“Security tried to subdue the group” when a brawl almost broke out, a source told us. “Security then physically restrained [Welker] and his group to break everything up.”
We’re told Welker and his rowdy crew weren’t arrested, but cops threatened to do so. “Security calmed them down and kicked them off the property,” a source told us.
Aspen police confirmed there was a record of a “lecture and release” incident at the Aspen eatery Friday night, but couldn’t confirm if Welker and his crew were involved.
Busy six months for Welker, huh? Getting engaged, dropping a crucial pass in the Super Bowl, having to watch Gisele pop off about said dropped pass, signing a 1-year deal, and now, getting into an altercation with security days before your lavish wedding. [NY Post]
Previously: Tom Brady and Wes Welker Were at the Kentucky Derby Dressed Like Extras From Entourage
Previously: Sportscenter Anchor Jokes to Sage Steele That She Was Flirting with Wes Welker, Sage Steele Gets Visibly Unhappy
Previously: Wes Welker is Engaged to Anna Burns (the Former Miss Hooters)

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June 19th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Paul Blart?
June 19th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Great caption
June 19th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
aww, cj. hug?
June 19th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
I saw a great trailer mashup over the weekend, it’s “Dumb & Dumber — Inception” I would link it but youtube is blocked. Very funny and very well done. A little place called — Aspen.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Lloyd: I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
/nods at Grizz
June 19th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Aspen police confirmed there was a record of a “lecture and release” incident
Sanford, FL has these too but replace “lecture and release” with “confront and kill”.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Word on the street is just as Mrs. Hooters is about to give Wes Welker the ring, Eli is going to come out of nowhere and snatch it.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
I picture Welker getting in a fight where the bouncer just had his hand on Welker’s head and Welker is swinging aimlessly but he can’t hit anyone.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Aspen police “couldn’t confirm if Welker and his crew were involved.”
Sounds more like wouldn’t.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeemte_dumb-and-dumber-trailer-inception-s_fun
June 19th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Good get.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
too much Chablis for Wes
June 19th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
How short must one be to be a member of Welker’s crew? His Napoleon complex probably prohibits anybody taller than 5’5″ being in it.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Holy fucking links to previous posts.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
/winces
Ummm, Rex Ryan…something something predicted Super Bowl…something.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
I think you mean Osi/Tuck/JPP is going to come out of nowhere and tackle him.
/SB MVPs should go to an entire unit if there isn’t just one guy.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
You’re right. Kyle Williams should have won the MVP for Super Bowl 46.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
And after the thing with Sage and Jalen, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
lecture and release
because i have four kids, i do this with fish
June 19th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
That is sort of what I was trying to get at with Blart being the one to tackle him.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
I will trade you for him straight up to the WhiteSox if the 9ers are willing to take his father.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
im surprised she’d marry him after him and brady were basically making out during all the pre-game clips they were showing.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Done. Kenny can clean toilets at the new stadium.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
off season, brady acts just like his model wife
June 19th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
With that hairline he’s got to strike now. Because once he’s done with football, he’ll just be short and bald.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
I will trade you for him straight up to the WhiteSox if the 9ers are willing to take his father.
It’s interesting that the son has a legitimate brain injury to explain his actions, but the father doesn’t.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
lecture and release
because i have four kids, i do this with fish
LOL
June 19th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
LeBron and Carlos Boozer should be definitive proof that all those hair transplant commercials don’t work, right? Those guys refuse to go gently into the night by shaving it off, and they certainly could afford a transplant.
June 19th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Nah, I meant the guy who led the game winning drives after the aforementioned guys blew leads in the 4th quarter.
June 20th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Hilarious.
January 22nd, 2013 at 4:44 PM
I think Anna Burns was exactly right. No one else has the balls to say it so she did. Pretty sad that players who use steroids and bet on sports are fined, banned or both and then shunned from the HOF, but go murder someone and you will be heralded as a hero. And I don’t care what anyone says, somehow, some way the NFL is so obviously fixed. Peyton wins 11 in a row, then loses that bad to the Ravens. And Brady played like he was a rookie. Like who didn’t know the Harbaughs would both end up in the Superbowl? REALLY? Only question no is who wins? Ravens, so the NFL can cater Lewis, or Niners, so The other Harbaugh can get a Superbowl win under is belt? How pathetic.