Roundup: Charlotte Bobcats Hire Mike Dunlap, Yankees Win 10th Straight & Olympic Torch Runner Stops to Propose
Aubrey O’ Day … “Greek octopus forms coalition with dolphin’s genitals” … a woman in Oregon was trapped under a dresser for four days … an alligator caused two car accidents in Florida … “Man chops off daughter’s head, citing her ‘indecent behavior‘” … woman thrown from golf cart dies … “Adidas ‘JS Roundhouse Mids’ Accused of Promoting Slavery” … a review of Bristol Palin’s reality show … man hits a Pony, then gets a DUI … to this, I say: “please bring back Napster!” … Abbey Crouch, letting it all hang out … “African-Americans and Latinos are more likely than whites to use Twitter” …
Mike Dunlap, the St. John’s assistant, has been named the head coach of Michael Jordan’s Charlotte Bobcats. [Observer]
Ten straight wins for the Yankees. [NYT]
Lost amid Rooster guy and Tiger’s collapse – Jim Furyk blew another US Open. [Golf Digest]
Great news for the Bucs and Aqib Talib – those felony chargers against the defensive back have been dropped. [TBO]
Former QBs give advice to Ben Roethlisberger about … being a father. [Post-Gazette]
Dan LeBatard says D Wade’s best move was deferring to LeBron. [Herald]
Charles Pierce has some thoughts on Bryce Harper and politics. [Esquire]
Anthony Davis has picked Arn Tellem as his agent. [Sports Agent Blog]
From the sounds of it, Ken Rosenthal and his ilk don’t vote for rumored steroid users the first year they can get into the Hall of Fame, but then vote for them the next year. [Fox Sports]
“Police say 49-year-old Edward Brown of New Britain left his wife in his car while he asked the officer to have sex with him after he dropped his wife off. He offered the woman $30. [News 8]
ESPN’s Ombudsman, Poynter, is never going to write about Craig James, it seems. [SI]
Trevor Ariza got his ankles broken. Hey, it happens. [via Jersey Chaser]
Whoops. [via Jimmy Traina]
Olympic torch runner stops, proposes to girlfriend, then starts running again. [via CBS Sports]
Not cool to yell Baba Booey! as a golfer lines up a putt at the US Open. [via Traina]
- LeBron James’ Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- Paul George Hit a Ridiculous 3 to Send it Into Overtime After Throwing the Ball Away Moments Earlier [Video]
- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- Shane Battier Kneed Roy Hibbert in the Balls [Video]
- Chuck Norris Wants a NFL Team to Sign Tim Tebow Because He is a Winner Like Chuck Norris
- Quietgoesthedon on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- wildcat1144 on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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June 19th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Ha. Some of the counties here are hiring trappers for $25.00 an hour because the gators are getting so bad.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Ahhh, the elusive hot Roundup picture. Nice work, TBL.
Too early to get into opinions about a “slavery shoe.”
June 19th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
Aubry O’Day is nasty.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
a woman in Oregon was trapped under a dresser for four days
June 19th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Arkansas snapped S. Carolina’s 22 game, nearly 3 year long post season winning streak last night in Omaha. Hogs are 1 game away from the championship series at the College World Series. Woooooo Pig Sooie!!
June 19th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
losers that yell shit at golf tournaments need to be liquidated.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
I don’t have any meetings scheduled with large men
June 19th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
Scripty wins.
+1 “boaking accident”
June 19th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Aubry O’Day is nasty.
What is going on with her right knee? Is it right next to a wind tunnel?
June 19th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Adidas ‘JS Roundhouse Mids’ Accused of Promoting Slavery”
You had my curiousity. Now you have my attention. Those are terrible shoes. I’d wager they don’t make it to market.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I’m an attorney so I’m all for the employment of fellow attorneys. However, if you’re going to be the first pick, why retain an agent? You’re contract is already set in stone what is there to negotiate?
June 19th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
…
LOL.
/she looks like a prostitute
June 19th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Story was pretty vague, curious as to just how this happens…fall on the head just right?
Endorsements, and while I think the finances of rookie contracts are set there would be other clauses to negotiate
June 19th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
She’s no Rhianna, that’s for sure.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
ALL HAIL QUEEN OF THE SKANKS.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
A google image search proves this to be true.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
The Ken Rosenthal piece began as a nuanced and honest perspective of a HOF voter juxtaposing the burden of proof between a law and common sense. Then he said he won’t vote for Clemens in year one due to the liklihood of PEDs, but he had no issue voting for Bagwell, the Incredible Shrinking Man. Can’t have it both ways Ken.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
I think I see an areola in the right boob.. those things must be half dollar size
June 19th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
woof…maybe he should’ve proposed she join him running.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Loved her on “Celebrity Apprentice” (yes, I watched it)
June 19th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
I am in safe mode. My desktop freezes on start up and won’t let me do anything. I have to manually turn it off by pushing the on button on my laptop. My audio does not work. Suggestions?
I have a warranty with Best Buy so that might be my best option. I just want to have some kind of idea what could be wrong. Thank you.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
.
She looked pregnant.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
what was she out of the kitchen for anyways?
June 19th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Is he really shrinking? He looks the same everytime I see him.
/Doesn’t have to work out everyday since he retired. That’s my excuse for him!
June 19th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
shit, who cares what’s wrong at this point. work that warranty.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
perhaps i probably should’ve watched the video…
June 19th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
it almost looks like the flame goes out as soon as he proposes to her. that’s not a good sign.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Have you recently installed something? Maybe you could do a system restore to an earlier time?
June 19th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Hernia, please update caption to read “As always, looking for a glory hole.”.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Aubrey O’ Day – JOT.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
I think she looks murpendous.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I am in safe mode. My desktop freezes on start up and won’t let me do anything.
Please let us know what porn sites you were visiting last night so we know which ones to avoid.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Aubrey O’Day makes me think of Making The Band, which makes me think of Chappelle’s Making The Band. Man, that show was legendary,
June 19th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
There is nothing attractive about that skank in the roundup pic.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Here are much better pics than that shit up top new Kate Upton
June 19th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
The things a Greek octopus will do to see two seals make out knows no bounds.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I am in safe mode. My desktop freezes on start up and won’t let me do anything.
You may have a virus, if you can open in safe mode with networking get to malware bytes and download the software.. Run the scan and the software will tell you if you have anything on your computer. I wouldn’t go to best buy until I scanned it and tried the other suggestion of the last workable settings.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
good god she could melt the polar ice caps.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
I have no idea who that roundup skank is.
June 19th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
why did the alligator cross the road?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Cambodian breast milk.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
spencer if you haven’t do yourself a favor and watch the behind the scenes video…unreal
June 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Is doing your taxes the new hot thing?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Dear god yes. Just…..yes.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
More importantly, Florida was eliminated. Now UCLA needs to take care of F$U.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
I think I see an areola in the right boob.. those things must be half dollar size
I like where your head is at this morning
June 19th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
To eat the dead pony?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
No need for imagination with that wet t-shirt.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
great news about Talib no doubt, but he will still feel the wrath of the most powerful man in sports…..hope he learned that nothing good comes from hanging out in Texas
June 19th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
new Kate Upton
i get websensed, “nudity”. is there really kate upton nudity? i dont know if i can handle it.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
There is a fabulous photo of her laying on the grass topless with a handbra, and then another with a wet t-shirt.
Not the biggest Upton fan in the world, but it’s a smokeshow.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
wet t-shirt, FTW!!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
How much jealousy do you think exists amongst other SI swimsuit models toward Kate Upton? I would say about 70% hate her, 20% are indifferent, and 10% likes her.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Not the biggest Upton fan in the world, but it’s a smokeshow.FIXED.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
No wonder everyone on twitter is an idiot.
/racist, sexist, and regionalist
//insult triple play
June 19th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
0%…seems like it’d be hard to care when youre rich simply because you look good.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I don’t even like golf and I know that course ate up just about every pro on Sunday. To say Tiger “collapsed” as if he’s the only one who played like shit is borderline idiotic. But that’s par for the course (pun intended) for the mighty JMac.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I’m sure some of our fellow friends will say she’s too fat or whatever. They don’t know shit.
I’m just pissed I can’t pull it up on my iPhone.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
They are women, where there is no logic. 100%.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I’m sure some of our fellow friends will say she’s too fat or whatever. They don’t know shit.
its a bit, and i commend them for sticking to it. everyone knows she is not fat, and has damn near a perfect body.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Yeah, what Sean Jean said. I bet a lot of them thinks that she is a whore for doing those cat daddy, beach bunny, Hardees ads etc. They probably think she is just selling her body for work. Mind you they are doing the same with the SI swimsuit issue. But they think it’s “art”.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Lebatard peaked when he broke the Pell Grant story at Miami back in the day
June 19th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I don’t think it’s that intricate. I think it is just as simple as “She think she cute.”
June 19th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Why? I thought the article was very well done and drove home a valid point. I use Pandora One and I pay for songs on iTunes. I agree with the author; I fail to see what’s so hard to do either of those two things to support the artists.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I can’t even fucking think how to describe those Kate Upton pics.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
They are women, where there is no logic. 100%.
Right here. Outside of a few (Bar, Marissa), SI swimsuit models don’t have a long shelf life. They are all jealous of the new young chicks.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Also, who is the Wookie in the round-up pic?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
God. Damn.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
nice Upton shots, thought her nipples would be bigger than nickels….thats a damn shame
June 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
considering just about every swimsuit model is as hot if not hotter than her, they probably don’t hate her because of her looks. If they hate her it’s because she has a terrible personality.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I’m getting the vibe that you are part of the 70%
June 19th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
A while back someone here posted a site they liked for sunglasses. No idea who it was or what the site was. Anyone remember?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
MEFUCKINGYEOW
June 19th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
considering just about every swimsuit model is as hot if not hotter than her
on a scale of incorrectness with 0 being correct and 10 being legally retarded, this statement registers a 12.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
/nods
//as long as we’re just ranking SI models, not civilians
June 19th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Oh and finally saw the wet t-shirt pic. My god.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Voyager 1 and 2 nearing the end of our solar system. That is as virtually mind blowing as those Kate Upton pics.
/Not Really
//Really
June 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
She has a huge tits of course they are. A standard Nipple/Tit ratio puts her nipples larger than a nickel.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
SG as she typed this.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
This is seriously a “who gives a damn” situation.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
considering just about every swimsuit model is as hot if not hotter than her
you are clearly taking the darryl approach to saying something idiotic just to rattle the collective TBL bird cage.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
A standard Nipple/Tit ratio puts her nipples larger than a nickel.
that ratio is not very accurate
June 19th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
yes geoffrey
June 19th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Dude thanks for that link. I knew Voyager 1 was getting close. It’s mindblowing to know those are the farthest man-made objects from Earth… and they’re only just now exiting our itty bitty solar system. Even crazier is that they are lasting FAR longer than NASA ever dreamed of. Just great stuff.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
and, we have a winner.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
By the way, “Pale Blue Dot” from Voyager 1 in 1990 is my work computer desktop background.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I thought it was a pretty commonly held opinion that Bar was hotter that Upton.. SG’s right, it’s not like she’s light years ahead of other swimsuit models. They are MODELS.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I agree with the author; I fail to see what’s so hard to do either of those two things to support the artists.
David Lowery is awesome. Very well written piece on a major problem. it’s very difficult to get yours when the internet generation thinks it is their right to take whatever they want without reciprocal compensation or repercussion.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I’ll give her bigger than a nickle, maybe some quarters, but still smaller than expected.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Florida gets a lot of deserved attention for its batshitcraziness, but with a more thorough examination I’m guessing India takes the cake.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
You fucking guys and your inability to tell the difference between a fucking nipple and an areola… idiots.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Did you guys know Danny Granger and Paul Pierce are elite 3′s in the NBA?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
The best part about this nipple size conversation is that I’m thinking about nipples now. Glorious, glorious nipples.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Seriously. It’s a degrees thing and the minimum here is SI swimsuit model. I assume they’d all floor me if I came across them in person.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
/Checks own desktop, appears a drunk coworker wrote that I am gay.
//Been like that for months
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I wonder if those in here that have a problem with piracy actually refrain from illegally downloading music, tv shows, and movies. I gotta be honest, I used to download a lot of music and movies, but as I get older, I’ve stopped doing that.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
nice Upton shots, thought her nipples would be bigger than nickels….thats a damn shame
Afraid to visit GQ at work. Will have to wait until I get home. Damn it.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I liked what I saw but I wouldn’t refuse seeing a face up shot for a second opinion.
/team small nipples and areolas
//or is that areolae
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
You fucking guys and your inability to tell the difference between a fucking nipple and an areola… idiots.
love em both
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
/Spits
//Fighting words
///Shits while pissing
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I thought it was a pretty commonly held opinion that Bar was hotter that Upton.. SG’s right, it’s not like she’s light years ahead of other swimsuit models. They are MODELS. CJ
Bar has lasting power. Kate will be gone in a couple years replaced by a new young vixen. Doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy what is in front of us now.
David Lowery is awesome.
Cracker/Camper are awesome. Too bad most people don’t get beyond their one hit. They have a fantastic song history.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I think it is more along the lines of not giving a fuck about verbiage. any way you slice it, they are all part of the titty.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I put them in the same category. That is what most guys refer to. Unless we are talking about some long ass crazy nipples but usually if thats the case you have a pancake of areola anyways.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
It’s a degrees thing and the minimum here is SI swimsuit model
there seem to be 1-2 models a year who are heinous butt plugs that dont belong.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I was too, but I clicked anyway. The force was strong.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Charles Pierce has some thoughts on Bryce Harper and politics
Fascinating
June 19th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Florida gets a lot of deserved attention for its batshitcraziness, but with a more thorough examination I’m guessing India takes the cake.
Having lived there for 15 years, I can assure that this is true. Used to be a sick tradition in certain parts of India where if a man died, his wife would jump in his funeral pyre to ‘be with him’.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Afraid to visit GQ at work.
GQ? Do you work for Nazi’s?
/clicks link
//Clears browsing history.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
They are women, where there is no logic. 100%.
On one hand, they realize they all banged the same editors and photogs to get the same assignment. On the other hand, it’s probably passive agressive hatred. So on the set they are all chummy, sharing toothpaste after their bulimic purges and giving each other their Parliment Lights, but then when the spread comes out, they see she got the cover photo they go “She’s such a bitch.”
/had 2 older sisters growing up.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Woo Pig Sooie.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Really hope a video of the upton photo shoot surfaces.
Especially for pics 7 and 8 which are my two faves
June 19th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
God, I hope so.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Danyers Targareyn?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
There are not many worse things on a woman than hairy nipples.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
They’ve seen her naked and without makeup. They don’t give a fuck. Numbnuts such as MPIII create this glorified image based on a worked up fantasy. Brilliant marketing and airbrushing gets your dicks hard when in reality as the old saying goes; pussy ain’t nothing but meat on a bone. fuck it, suck it, leave it alone.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I picked Russia, Netherlands, Croatia, and Poland to make it to the quarter-finals in that TBL Euro bracket. I currently sit 4th from the bottom in that league. FML.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
old saying goes;
My grandpa said the same thing!
June 19th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
For comparison sake, lets compare Kate Upton to Tiger Woods. Sure, maybe some of the low rung professionals might have some jealousy towards him, but the guys winning tournamnets sure as fuck don’t. I don’t think people like Bar and her crew of dimes are sweating Kate Upton.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
If you say “that girl has huge nipples” that doesn’t create a picture of a woman having silver dollar sized areolas (like that skank in the roundup pick). That means you could use her nipple to pole vault.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
SHE WAS IN A POOL!!!
/not sure if it works that way
June 19th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Darryl gets it.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Both were at their peak 10 years ago
/ATLBadger’d
June 19th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Doris Burke is hotter.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
And there’s not a motherfucker in here that wouldn’t stick it to Aubrey O’Day if she was laying naked in front of you.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Bear Down!
June 19th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I always give some credit to my hand.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
There are not many worse things on a woman than hairy nipples.
The only relationship I ever just went incommunicado on. I just got frustrated by it and broke it off without ever giving her any reason why. I couldnt bring myself to tell her this was the reason.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I disagree. If you the the average guy a girl has huge nipples, he’s thinking salami size areolae.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Then the average guy is a fucking idiot… which goes without saying.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Every single male knew exactly what was meant. The word long would have been used to describe what you’re saying if necessary.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
There is a direct negative correlation between how much women like a celebrity and her bra size.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
http://www.gq.com/women/photos/201207/kate-upton-gq-video-july-2012
June 19th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
It’s just semantics, like what has happened with facial hair…a goatee is technically just the chin covering and that combined with a ‘stache is a Van Dyke but I’m sure if you say goatee most will picture the whole shebang and that’s just fine
June 19th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Fuck Aubry O’Day she broke up Danity Kane.
My heart is still Damaged, Damaged ….So Damaged ,Damaged … So call me may be?
June 19th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
If I had large areolas I would not want men to assume I had pole vault nipples. So I understand your concern and will try to use your proper definitions when in your presence.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
The more you know …
June 19th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I took the picture and put it Imgur for those you can look at GQ.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Thanks SJ!
I am on my phone at work and wasn’t able to search around.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
It depends on how difficult a knot I’ve tied on my sweat pants that day… just wouldn’t break a sweat for it.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Though I’m going to work “pole vault nipples” into the lexicon immediately.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
first set of boobs I felt. I’ll never forget it. a shame too, because they were some nice titties for high school.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
All of this. At least tweeze them out.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
OK this needs clarification. What kind of hair are we talking about here? Coarse black hairs? Or normal “fuzz” that everyone has on their bodies?
June 19th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
took the picture and put it Imgur for those you can look at GQ.
wow. those are just so perfect and real. she gets hotter by the picture.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
(insert ‘SG has large, hairy nipples joke)
June 19th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
that ain’t saying much. hell, I would probably give it to Wynonna Judd as long as she promised to play me some Judds classics after I took her to pound town.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Things to do to vaginas *new and improved edition*…now with less grossness.
/yes i understand reciprocity and its implications for my dick
//we’re fine with it
///its a hard decision
June 19th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Oh, and I’m going with “fuzz” being just fine thankyouverymuch.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
think pubes, but around the areola. not all thick like pubes, just a couple hairs that could easily be tweezed.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
OK this needs clarification. What kind of hair are we talking about here? Coarse black hairs? Or normal “fuzz” that everyone has on their bodies?
We’re talkin’ coarse ones here.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Excellent use of areola rather than nipple. I think we all know exactly where you’re talking about.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
I don’t want to be flossing when I’m sucking on her tittays.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I don’t see this ending well for got_em_looking.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
And there’s not a motherfucker in here that wouldn’t stick it to Aubrey O’Day if she was laying naked in front of you.
this logic has to be stopped as a precurser for beauty. all of us would bone a bullet hole wound if it winked at us, but that does not make it hot.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Not on this team.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Is the bullet wound attached to a living animal or a dead one? Is it a baby and the same gender as I am? That would be ideal.
/Team Homonecropedobestiality
June 19th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Blonde chicks have the hairest nipples in my experience. It’s like they think blonde is invisible or something.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I believe I am the only reader who was unaware of this hairy nipple thing. Fascinating.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I’d think you should be the most aware.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
bullet holes are no stoma’s, don’t kid yourself.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
touché
June 19th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
It’s like you’re reading my mind today…
June 19th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I took the picture and put it Imgur for those you can look at GQ.
Mein gote! OY DIOS MIO!!!
June 19th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I don’t want to be flossing when I’m sucking on her tittays.
What do women think about this when it comes to men, though?
June 19th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
got to get that manscaping on.
June 19th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I don’t want to be flossing when I’m sucking on her tittays.
i can attest that it went into the ‘con’ column the one time i encountered it
June 19th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Aubrey is nasty. But in Vegas I yes me actually fucked her. three times over a 4 day period. A few of my boys dance out there. She came through the club. We then ran through her and her friends. She was very good at performing with a pole. As for ms upton. she is fat. for a supermodel she is. but she is only at certain times. she is like a rubber band man she fucking takes some pics and looks horrible then another like that one posed here and you could rub one out every 10 minutes to it. I prefer Irina or Candace swanepool. Always nice and tight. never rubbery.