Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Compares Trial to Soap Opera, “All My Children”
It is day two of the Jerry Sandusky trial and defense attorney Joe Amendola is already throwing heat. Today he compared Sandusky’s trial to a soap opera. First he said General Hospital, then realized he had an audience and decided it was more like All My Children. Get it?
Isn’t that a joke that someone who isn’t part of Sandusky’s legal team should make? To Amendola’s credit, as soon as he uttered the soap opera line, he must have realized the joke that everyone else would make and beat them to it. Those are some serious improv chops. He took it back for the (alleged!) child molesters.
You might remember back in December when Amendola invited the press to call 1-800-REALITY, which turned out to be a gay sex line. He also let Sandusky do an interview with Bob Costas and then the New York Times. Both which he was completely unprepared for. Joe Amendola might not be the worst lawyer in the world, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a lawyer who seems any dumber.

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June 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
How on EARTH did the most incriminating portion of that interview not air? What the fuck, NBC?
” And I didn’t go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I’ve helped. There are many that I didn’t have—I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways.”
June 19th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
It certainly appears that Amendola is laying the groundwork for Sandusky’s inevitable motion for a retrial, on the grounds of an incompetent defense.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Dan Pretzel has done a great job covering this sicko’s trial….death by hanging by the Joe Pa statue
June 19th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Dang. I didn’t think of that.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
does it really hold up when you’ve had every opportunity in the world to get another defender and are declared of sound mind and body ( i.e. not insane)?
June 19th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Barry Zuckerkorn disagrees with this statement
June 19th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I was being facetious. Amendola doesn’t appear to be very good based on some of the decisions he’s made, like the NBC/Costas interview. I doubt it’s part of a calculated strategy though, he probably just sucks.
That said, I have to assume any good lawyer can examine this case and say that Sandusky stands no chance, and thus is more willing to try unconventional tactics because it’s the only hope.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I worked on a murder trial Amendola was defense for and saw several witnesses fall asleep. It was pretty goddamn funny, truth be told.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Charles Carreon is the dumbest lawyer currently practicing.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Soused raises a strong point. I’ve enjoyed watching The Oatmeal’s strategy in this. Carreon got in waaay over his head. Amendola is just a fool.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
That guy Joe Amendola, what a fucking hairy areola he is
/you know I mean nipple right?
//no? guys are fucking stupid
///round up’d
June 19th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Lionel Hutz thinks Amendola’s an idiot.
June 19th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Works on contingency? No! Money down.