Shane Victorino, his wife Melissa, and their adorable daughter Kali’a hosted the third annual “All-Star Celebrity Fashion Show” Monday night in Philadelphia.

Much like last year’s dead-on impersonation of Ace Ventura, pitcher Cole Hamels stole the show thanks to the unfathomable decision of cuffing his glowing red pants halfway up his calves. The unfortunate look might even be considered unreasonable in the Hamptons or perhaps Cape Cod, home to vibrant shorts and stuffy boating conversation.

To make up for his appearance, here’s Chase Utley’s wife, Jennifer, briefly gyrating with the Philly Phanatic while her hobbled hubby rehabs in Florida.

[via The 700 Level]

Previously: Cole Hamels Channels Ace Ventura at Charity Event