Just started on this now. Good so far. I enjoyed Killing Pablo so this is in my wheelhouse.

Was it an AMC? Did anybody apologize for the inconvenience? The vouchers thing is a standard procedure. You should have angled for another voucher if you spent any money on concessions.

not nearly as bad as unknowingly drinking out of a spitter

Ugh, I’ve done this twice. Dipping is the worst.

not nearly as bad as unknowingly drinking out of a spitter

Just picked up a waterbottle I thought was empty, it was not empty, my heart stopped for a second.

i know the feeling…crazy how much shock and fear you experience over something so small. brain’s a weird place man…WEIRD.

Golfnow.com needs to get their shit together and add more courses in NH

I did find the course we’re gonna play on Sunday on there….apparently Mercer & MiddleSex Co. is South Jersey according to Golfnow.

/still gonna call to make tee time tomorrow

i played a friend last week who’s a 4. i took 6 strokes from him – 3 a side – shot 79, and lost 3&2. i was so fucking pissed the last 2 holes.

fuck that…heartbreaking.

It’s great though….I don’t have to mow my grass as much and my drives get another 20 yards because the ground is so hard.

woot

when i started puking from dehydration on the 18 tee.

This seems counter productive like when bleeding to death your body starts internally hemorrhaging. Darwin hates you.

maybe the website is like the rest of the country and doesn’t know what or where NH is…?

i paid $39 on golfnow and they looked at me like i just ran over their dog.

Golfnow.com needs to get their shit together and add more courses in NH.

here, i’ll make you feel better.

i played a friend last week who’s a 4. i took 6 strokes from him – 3 a side – shot 79, and lost 3&2. i was so fucking pissed the last 2 holes.

GPS carts, smokin hot cart girls, fairly good conditions…bad thing is, they use a lake to water the course and it’s almost been sucked dry and we’re only in june. RUT ROH.

We haven’t had shit for rain here (or any precipitation really–dry winter) in a while. It’s great though….I don’t have to mow my grass as much and my drives get another 20 yards because the ground is so hard.

Wow. I guess you’re lucky if they have yardage markers at that point.

GPS carts, smokin hot cart girls, fairly good conditions…bad thing is, they use a lake to water the course and it’s almost been sucked dry and we’re only in june. RUT ROH.

oh, i’m not implying that you would. i’m asking you to plug your vagina and capitalize when you’re about to break 80!

I FEEL GUILTY ENOUGH ALREADY, DAMNIT.

the place we’re tlaking about is FUCKED UP. dudes i was paired with were all members who STILL paid $55 a round…i paid $39 on golfnow and they looked at me like i just ran over their dog.

Wow. I guess you’re lucky if they have yardage markers at that point.

oh, i’m not implying that you would. i’m asking you to plug your vagina and capitalize when you’re about to break 80!

aside from Mike, he’s hilarious)…

Matt Walsh, legend since the Upright Citizens Brigade.