God Told Arena Football Player Kevin Ellison to Set His Bed On Fire With a Blunt
Kevin Ellison, a former USC Trojan and San Diego Chargers draft pick, is currently playing arena football with the Spokane Shock. Early Thursday morning Ellison set his bed on fire in his apartment and now he’s facing federal arson charges. The Spokesman-Review has the details.
A federal agent with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives contacted Shock general manager Ryan Rigmaiden, who said Ellison told him he started the fire with a marijuana blunt at the advice of God, according to court documents.
Ellison lives with teammate Chris Tucker who was awakened by the smoke detectors. Tucker tried to get Ellison to leave before going to warn neighbors.
He told investigators he knocked on Ellison’s door and Ellison said “I’m good” but did not open the door.
Eventually, Ellison escaped the fire by jumping out his third story window. As of Thursday, he was still in federal custody.
[The Spokesman-Review, US PRESSWIRE]

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June 15th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Sounds like a guy to root for.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Friday 4: The Friday After Next, in two weeks.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Which god was it? Feel free to speculate. My gut feeling is Areop-Enap.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
It musta’ been one of those weird flavors, like bubble gum or somethin’.
/Team Grape
June 15th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Never touch a black mans radio
June 15th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Smokay!
June 15th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Nah, Vengeful Old Testament God
June 15th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
http://www.spokaneshock.com/team/roster/index.html?player_id=336
June 15th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
The Beach Boys are great American radio.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
That ain’t shit.
/Omar
June 15th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
The moment Omar went from being a realistic portrayal to a cartoon character.
/ robs Michael with crutches on
June 15th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Hephaestus, duh.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
A meal in this God’s honor. Feast.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
It happened in real life. Seriously. The character Omar was based on did this.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
i prefer the bongly spirit.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Ok, we all know there wasn’t just marijuana in that blunt. And I can’t believe Washington hasn’t legalized it.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Sounds like some good weed.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Huh. Interesting. Did he get shot by a kid too?
June 15th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Sounds like some good weed.
Or maybe he was listening to this on a loop and went out of his fucking mind.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
He was only successful after an earlier attempt, using an equally stoned LaGarrette, failed.
June 15th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
God didn’t do that, you did. You’re a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it