Euro 2012: France vs. Ukraine
France remains an enigma. They showed little impetus against England, though both sides looked content to save face. France held possession, but beyond Samir Nasri, who had perhaps his best game in a French shirt, there was little incision into Roy Hodgson’s famed “banks of four.” The French created chances, but not high percentage ones. Chasing a win here, we should discover whether the lackluster effort was situation or part of a greater malaise. Laurent Blanc opted not to start Yann M’Vila.
Ukraine was not weak. They beat Sweden 2-1 in their opening match. The team was industrious, counterattacked adeptly down the wings and received a vintage brace from aging legend Andriy Shevchenko. Facing France could return Ukraine to reality. They are (arguably with Ireland) the least gifted squad in the tournament. We saw Ukraine hit a higher gear with the home momentum, though that was barely enough to beat the third weakest team in the group.
Like Sweden, France could be vulnerable on the counter attack, but, unless Sheva downs another boot from the fountain of youth, it’s hard to see them capitalizing.
Ireland was eliminated yesterday. The Irish supporters will be missed.

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June 15th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Uh, I don’t get the phrase “downs another boot.” Downs another drink?
June 15th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Uh, I don’t get the phrase “downs another boot.” Downs another drink?
Das Boot from Beerfest.
June 15th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Harder than it looks.
June 15th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
nah, it’s all in the turn
June 15th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Ireland was eliminated yesterday. The Irish supporters will be missed.
Can’t player soccer worth a shit, but damn it do we bring it in celebration.
/cusses French soccer team
June 15th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Really interested as to why there’s an Iraqi flag behind that guy, and why it’s the short lived shiny happy people flag the US government created in 2004 that only existed for a couple years.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
that irish song was great and all, but don’t most national team, even club team, fans sing like this? it’s one of the things i like about soccer from when i was a kid, the crowd chants and songs
June 15th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
god damn it, none of the atdhe feeds are working!
June 15th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
See this a lot at France matches. Flag of Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt etc. I’m guessing a lot of arabs who moved to France decide to show up at French matches and show their “pride” in their homeland.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Aaaand the game is suspended due to rain and lightning.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Crazy ass lightning and rain. That’s about as hard as I’ve ever seen it rain on television.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Here’s a link.
You know, should this game ever start.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Huh. Makes sense. Never thought of Iraq when I think of the Francophone Muslim populations.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
By the way, the game is taking place at Donbass Stadium. That word is so close to dumbass. Hehehe
June 15th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
THIS FUCKING SUCKS`
June 15th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Good job, good effort.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
@Kaiser: So I assume your front-running ass is cheering for France?
June 15th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Absolutely. Cinderellas are for jabronis. I want BIG tournaments with BIG teams and BIG players.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Ruining jingoism for me brah.
/did not think that was possible
Soused: But our playful jingoism is cheeky and fun!
Mole: (referring to Der kaiser) Yeah, and his jingoism is cruel and tragic.
Heldover: (after a pause) Which… makes them not really playful jingoism at all.
Mole: (in a silly voice) Evil jingoism!
JMAC: I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says “jingoism”!
June 15th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
June 15th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Most fans don’t sing like that in the 89th minute when their squad just got pasted 4-0.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
This explains that.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Listening to Guardian European podcast and they posed the question “is ireland the worst team ever to play in the Euros”. I can’t think of one worse. Kudos to Irish fans for supporting their team. But they are clearly over-matched.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Most fans don’t sing like that in the 89th minute when their squad just got pasted 4-0.
Drunk and merry. They’d make booze out of their children instead of eating them, if they could.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
This would solve many a problem.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
WOO SOCCER
June 15th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Murping Princess Diana Link.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Well, this game is as sloppy as you’d expect soccer to be on a slip-and-slide.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Just realized that the Ukrainians in Toronto will spend at least one extra hour drinking in the pub today. Could prove crucial.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
/peeks head in
jingoism?
June 15th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Normally they score with their hands when offside.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Do you work for the NBA’s marketing department?
June 15th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Oh snap.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Huge save there by the Ukrainian keeper!
June 15th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Ive always wondered why they put the extra officials on the same side of the goal as the Assitant Referees (linesman). They should be on the opposite side of the goal for better coverage.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Menez lucky there. Makes up for that soft yellow earlier.
June 15th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Makes up for that soft yellow earlier.
mmmm, eggs
June 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Menez! 1-0 France.
June 15th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Now 2-0 on Cabaye’s goal. No win for Ukraine here. That Ukraine-England game will be massive.
June 15th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Especially when England predictably draw 1-1 this afternoon.