Euro 2012: England vs. Sweden
Sweden vs. England. Roy Hodgson meet the country where he’s a tactical godfather. Zlatan Ibrahimovic meets the country that refuses to acknowledge his greatness (and has no trouble making sweeping judgements about leagues they don’t watch). The match will be delayed 15 minutes to avoid a conflict for television with the delayed Urkaine vs. France match. It’s good to wear the pants.
The result was not the only thing that went bottoms up for Sweden the past week. Coach Erik Hamren did not call his team “cowards” for their Ukraine performance, but might as well have. They looked lethargic and, with a size and skill advantage, should have done better in open play and on set pieces. They will need a better effort to compete with England, though it’s quite conceivable they will get it. With France’s win over the Ukraine, Sweden must at least draw this match to advance.
England drew 1-1 with France. The draw was true to form, though the method was quite different. Hodgson’s Three Lions side entered the match with a game plan, to frustrate France with two banks of defenders and hit on the counter attack. For the most part, they executed it. England’s play was rigid and unadorned, but it fit Hodgson’s squad – strong at the back, short on deliberation and technique, high on athleticism and verve – perfectly. English fans and pundits won’t be happy, but then they never are.
Andy Carroll will start up front with Danny Welbeck in the hole. Ashley Young will replace Alex Oxlaide-Chamberlain on the wing. This will be interesting, if nothing else. The Ox is likely better as an impact sub at this early stage of his career.
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June 15th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Welbeck moves well off the ball, should work well with Carroll.
June 15th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Laughing @ the video…..I’ve never seen “butts-up” done bare bottom before….
June 15th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
This article is too good not to share.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Soused, when you’re done murping Princess Diana, join us here. Thanks.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
So does TBL usually die down to this extent after lunch?
/ only recently got an office job
June 15th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Every since 2 summers ago.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
So does TBL usually die down to this extent after lunch?
Friday afternoon, summer, half days, etc, etc.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I have very many important things to do.
Waiting for these Olag cowards to do something.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I have very many important things to do.
Murptastic.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Zlatan primed to make England his Squidgy; wet, scored upon and shamed.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Carroll!!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
ANDY CARROLL!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
What a ball from Gerrard and an excellent header from Carroll!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Nice goal by Carroll
June 15th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
That was a fucking wonderful ball from Stevie G!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Scouse & Proud!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Carroll. Beast.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Fucking wankers. Where’s a Sven when you need one?
June 15th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
LOL Sweden. How do you fail to mark the guy that is only going to hurt you with that kind of play?
June 15th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
John Terry: Dumbass, Episode 28.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Great run of play from this failed imperial country of xenophobes.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Ballack hates England….
June 15th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
There no fucking way Prince Charles/Harry/The Married Cunt are getting on our money. No fucking way. The following would be acceptable:
Keeley Hazell topless
Rosie Jones topless
Abbey Clancy topless
Margret Thatcher’s defiled corpse
June 15th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I seriously think Terry’s done.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
There no fucking way Prince Charles/Harry/The Married Cunt are getting on our money. No fucking way. The following would be acceptable:
Keeley Hazell topless
Rosie Jones topless
Abbey Clancy topless
Margret Thatcher’s defiled corpse
How about Celine Dion topless?
June 15th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Cue massive hyperinflation. Even the fire wouldn’t want it.
Alright if we can’t go topless how about this?
Or Margret Thatchers defiled corpse.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
That was piss poor defending.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
ZLATTTTTTAAAAAAAAN MAKES ENGLAND HIS SQUIDGY AND WE HAVE THE TAPES TO PROVE IT.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Fuck yeah. When keeping it cunty goes wrong. May the royal family perish in an austerity riot (except kate middleton who spends her widower’s life as a page 3 girl).
June 15th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Ruh roh.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
And stay on whore backs you squidgy cunts.
OHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
london eyes are crying… England ineptitude is just amazing. I keep thinking that they might actually break from form and put up a good showing in a tourney. Obviously I am as stupid as all those brits.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
london eyes are crying… England ineptitude is just amazing. I keep thinking that they might actually break from form and put up a good showing in a tourney. Obviously I am as stupid as all those brits.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Double tap on the ole submit button.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Bahahahahahaha
June 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Wow.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
At least it wasn’t EBJT.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
wow. Glad I tuned in for this one.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Cunts level through sheer cuntery.
Fuck.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Nice shot!
June 15th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Zlatan’s got this.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
John Terry couldn’t defend with ikea instructions and a white tutor.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
What a game.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Oh Danny boy, go on son.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
What a terrible game.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
that was sick. Welbeck with the pirouette goal
June 15th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Theo’s fast as shit! What a run to set that up!
June 15th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
This is going to sound weird, but is the EIC editing comments now?
I posted something about cussing the French national team in the Ukraine- France post but that’s not in there. Is that why we had the “jingoism” jokes going on that post?