Comments on: Stars of the NBA Finals as Professional Wrestlers

By: Bob Chipeska

Bob Chipeska — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 01:32:41 +0000

No Ted Dibiase?

By: heldover

heldover — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 21:01:14 +0000

We already took care of this last year:

Durant is Sting.
Heat is NWO.

As you were…

/really enjoys the post

By: jstaylor62

jstaylor62 — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:44:23 +0000

Jim Ross is in Oklahoma, so maybe he could announce tonight’s game…no doubt he would refer to Russell Westbrook as quicker than a hiccup and cooler than the other side of the pillow…

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:45:45 +0000

Can somebody translate this post into “Stars of the NBA Finals as Tolkien characters?” Thanks in advance

jr smith is gandalf…I SHALL NOT PASS.

By: FredSanford

FredSanford — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:44:46 +0000

LeBron James as Ric Flair

To be the man you have to beat the man! Wooooooo!

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:43:42 +0000

Can somebody translate this post into “Stars of the NBA Finals as Tolkien characters?” Thanks in advance

Juwan Howard is an Ent: Tall, slow-moving and the histories can’t trace how old they are

By: jthussler

jthussler — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:43:36 +0000

Cool?

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:38:41 +0000

LeBron James as Ric Flair

You shut your mouth. Shut it. Right now.Also, the Four Horsemen couldn't be fucked with. Go ahead and try it. Make their day. /spits //goes back to playing with action figures that are so worn out that the paint is gone from their knee caps/butts/elbows/head. ///you know the ones. Fuck yeah, Galoob!!

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:36:47 +0000

I was hoping for US Open contenders as Family Ties cast members.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:29:27 +0000

Heavy Metal. Is there nothing it can't do?

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:26:33 +0000

or the mummy

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:24:12 +0000

Eddy Curry would be………….the mummu

By: sweett310

sweett310 — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:24:09 +0000

But what would the ratings be of the Wrestlemania that ensued between these two teams?

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:23:43 +0000

Can somebody translate this post into “Stars of the NBA Finals as Tolkien characters?” Thanks in advance.

LeBron as Gandalf, the all poweful who can do anything, yet for some reason lets his subordinates do all the work.

By: mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:22:38 +0000

Spoelstra would be Delirious…no one knows what the fuck he is saying but he sure the hell does.

By: MP

MP — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:21:46 +0000

Best post ever. Also, it’s shit.

By: payaso

payaso — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:21:35 +0000

The pantheon of NBA stars as professional wrestlers who believe they belong in the Hall of Fame of Mount Rushmore figures. Reggie Cleveland All Stars.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:21:34 +0000

Derek Fisher as This Guy

was hoping it’d be virgil.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:20:36 +0000

Also needs Rick Rude

The players drew the wrestlers. Lots of classic guys didn’t make it in.

By: Hef

Hef — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:19:22 +0000

Was the Saved by the Bell post considered too mainstream?