Paging Dwyane Wade …
The last time there was genuine panic about Dwyane Wade’s playoff struggles – an embarrassing 2-for-13 clunker against the Pacers in a Game 3 loss to Indiana – he rebounded with 30 points, nine rebounds and six assists in a Game 4 victory over the Pacers.
So Wade, what’s it going to be tonight?
Here’s how badly he’s struggled recently:
* 3-for-14 on 3-pointers in the last nine games
* Under 36 percent shooting in three of the last five games
* Compared to last year’s postseason, he’s down 2 percent shooting from the field, rebounding less, and scoring less
* Oh, and he hasn’t exactly looked good attempting to defend Kevin Durant (who does?) and Russell Westbrook.
He’s only 30, but the punishment his body has taken over the years flying through the lane, combined with this being his third lengthy postseason … perhaps his best days are behind him.
I’ll go with Heat 89, Thunder 96. Part of me wants the Heat to win this one … just so the series definitely goes six or seven games.

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Honestly had no idea Wade was 30. Thought he was younger than me for some reason.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Crazy thing is Westbrook’s average game 1 was almost as good as Wade’s last great playoff game (game 4 vs. Indiana). He’ll bounce back, but will it be enough?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I’d be willing to wager that this is most likely because you’d like to be able to brag about the ratings a six or seven game series would generate, and nothing to do with the actual basketball games.
You can try to argue against my position, but be careful because I might bring your wife into it…
June 14th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
you know, TBL…you could kill two birds with one stone by simply putting up a us open commenting post in the AM. that’s all…i’ll stay in there all day and promise not to come out.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
I’d be willing to wager that this is most likely because you’d like to be able to brag about the ratings a six or seven game series would generate, and nothing to do with the actual basketball games.
You can try to argue against my position, but be careful because I might bring your wife into it…
/sets up lawn chair
//pulls over cooler and fishes out beer
June 14th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
This is also David Stern’s current mantra. I’ll be honestly stunned if LeBron and Wade don’t make roughly 97 trips to the line tonight.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
spencer, did you see my link in the last post?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
There must be a half million spectators at Olympic today
Just insane amounts of folks out there. So awesome.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
the katy perry metal song? yea…awesome.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
please…why would anyone go see an event that doesn’t even deserve to be covered here? dumbass.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
0_o
That didn’t take long.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
69 for Tigger. Well done. Find a waitress and keep your head right.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Do the kids today even get what “paging” means?
June 14th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Also, Brantley pushed his hit streak out to 21 games. If only the Tribe could actually, you know, WIN some of those effing games.
/sighs
June 14th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
If there were a golf post breesus would be bitching that Tiger gets all the attention.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I’m anxiously awaiting the latest and greatest Tampax commercial starring Dwayne Wade.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
The PGA needs a lockout. That would really boost the ratings.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Also, this seems relevant to post here:
Heat Garb
Thunder Garb
June 14th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Yes I would like a piece of gum. Thank you.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
that’s good.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Casey Martins shirt broke my TV.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Women are still locked out right? all that matters.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I can’t believe you brought his pet bird into this.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
FANTASTIC.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
/pours one out for petey
June 14th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I would love to know what the guys in Metallica are really thinking during this.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Do you think Wade flops on the bed after a long day?
June 14th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
I’m going to go get high in the office bathroom then raid the cupcakes in the breakroom. America.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Do you think after his wife shoots him down for sex, he gives her this look on the way to the bathroom?
June 14th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
I can’t believe you brought his pet bird into this.
/pours one out for petey
Reminds me of the Dead Parrot Sketch. Which in turn reminds of John Cleese eulogizing Graham Chapman.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Dwayne Wade. Beast.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Yes.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
That is a wonderful day at the office.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I like how Wade barrels into the lane to draw a foul, gets bailed out by the officials with a bogus call, then still has the balls to bitch at the officials on the way to the line. About what, I’m not sure, but he always has the facial expression of someone that just found shit in his pillowcase.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Get the fuck off your limb, man.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
“we’re really going to get some brand exposure from this in the key teenaged female demographic.”
-lars
“i dunno, what do you think lars? also…FIRE BAD.”
-hetfield
“lars your dry cleaning’s hanging in the closet and james, your car is washed and waxed. oh avril! i love her!”
-kirk
June 14th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
I too like the NBA.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
BEER GOOD!!!!
June 14th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
You know what I am tired of? People making a big deal about players playing hard or playing deep into the playoffs and how that affects their careers. I mean seriously? You can’t exert yourself for a few hours every other day for about 7-14 more times over the next 2 months? Get the fuck outta here.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
dude, i can’t exert myself for more than a few minutes without wasting time over here so…YEA SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Tracy McGrady’s injuries were a direct cause of all his deep playoff runs.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
HAHAHA!!!
/second top comment
June 14th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
awesome.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
I’m sorry, did you say something?
/too busy looking at Freddie’s massive over-bite
June 14th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
you know what would be a really great NBA post?
ONE ON THE U.S. FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
You know it’s going to go up at 5:30 when there’s even fewer people around.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
jmorris wrote the video description
June 14th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Freddy Mercury had the greatest key west butt tickler of all time.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Wade responded like that in Indy because he was playing the Pacers. I don’t expect the same response to his critics tonight.
June 14th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I’m gonna miss the beginning of game 2 tonight. I’ve gotta go to a stupid ass dinner with my wife with some of her co-workers….. no alcohol either. Might as well go ahead and drive off a bridge on the way home.
June 14th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Of course you do. The Heat losing is bad for the NBA, remember?