Euro 2012: Spain vs. Ireland
Ireland and Spain. Same religion, similar economic trouble, but completely disparate soccer styles. These teams do have some major tournament history. They met in the first knockout round at the 2002 World Cup, with Spain advancing after a 1-1 draw on penalties.
Spain unveiled a 4-6-0 against Italy or, more accurately, a 4-3-3 fronted by midfielders. Cesc Fabregas was the “false nine” or “Messi” dropping deep and, hopefully, bringing a defender with him, leaving space for David Silva or Iniesta to run in behind. Italy started three central defenders and kept them back. Spain could play in between the lines, but had no width to stretch them, no height to go over the top and no direct shooter. But for the one goal, it was 90 minutes of deflected shots and blocked off final balls. The strategy failed. Spain will move back to a 4-5-1 for this match, with Fernando Torres up front.
Ireland may be the least talented team in Poland/Ukraine. The Irish have spirit, but they must win through tactical discipline and execution. Against Croatia, they showed neither. Brainless mistakes plagued them. Shay Given was either shocking or entirely unfit. They will try to “pull a Chelsea” against Spain, though even a flawless effort may not earn the win they need.
[Photo via Getty]

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June 14th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Cliffhanger of a photo caption.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
i like to imagine spain using the german national team’s defense while their strikers sabotage their own defense the entire game.
/nods at ms621
June 14th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Well this is going to suck. Bit like when Moe gets matched up with Drederick Tautm in a brawl “How did this happen?”
June 14th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Es la hora. ¡Venga España!
Though I wouldn’t be distraught if Ireland pulled an upset. Gotta appreciate your roots, y’know.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Torres currently second place in missed, easy goals to CR7. Chance for redemption.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Translation: Our bonds are top notch!
June 14th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Oh come on even I knew that one.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
FERNANDO TORRES! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! What a finish!
June 14th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Fustigation aside, Moe.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
yea…but do you appreciate it?
/interrogative eyebrow raise
June 14th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
terrific.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Very much so. Less so when you mock the French.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Send that cunt Shay Given to the glue factory.
/Apparently Germany owns our glue factory and shuttered it
//fuck
June 14th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
/nods at ms621
Oh come on even I knew that one.
Sorry but you’re not in the club. Spencer and I have jackets and everything.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
surrender to the jokes, DeCleet.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Did you guys know that David Silva’s mother is Japanese?
June 14th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
I like to think that cleet has the Free French flag mounted over his bed.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
“A Spanish football fan waits before” the gravitational effect on her shapely bazongas is mitigated by by her return to earth after a heartbreakingly beautiful leap into the air.
/Bazongas is Spanish for “boobies.”
June 14th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Never, I’m drawing a (Maginot) line in the sand and I dare you to cross it.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
FERNANDO TORRES! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! What a finish!
Gotta check tonight for Haley’s Comet. What a rare event.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
The Cross of Loraine flag. Or as I like to call it, the “Charles de Gaulle says fuck off” flag.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Never, I’m drawing a (Maginot) line in the sand and I dare you to cross it.
Spencer’s German, that should not be a problem.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Hops and a panzer and drives around the line while pointing and laughing
June 14th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Make sure to build it past the Ardennes. Those pesky panzers will get through otherwise.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Sounds like a new La’debacle about to unfold.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
he would’ve bought it over the internet, but, much like the french, doesn’t like to charge things.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
we call speedbumps “maginot’s.”
June 14th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
I know that was supposed to be “Hops *in* a panzer”, but Hops *and* a panzer works just as well!
June 14th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
“There is nothing lower than the human race…except for the French.” – Mark Twain
June 14th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Thank you – I will sit back and collect on my bet that a goal would be scored in the first 30 minutes.
Went 2-0 in the first game (Over 1.5 goals and that both teams would score). Also have ESP -1.5 goals in this one. Ireland is going to get worked.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
The makers of French’s Mustard made the following recent statement: “We at the French’s Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow”.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
You stood on the German side of the line moron, what’s with you cunts using your hands offside?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
charles de gaulle says fuck off? well shit…we better listen. don’t wanna get ourselves in a deadly ticklefight now.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
During World Cup 2006, a german comedian (yes, they exist) went to Paris asking frenchmen what they thought of the german national team. He put out some pictures of ballack, Frings, Lehmann etc out on tables of a french restaurant and wandered off. When he came back, some idiot painted hitler moustache all over the players face.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
France just got downgraded to a BBB in credit so haha.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I don’t, but now wish I did.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Torres still has a poor shot and turnover to goal ratio of 4:1 in this game.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I use the French Flag as my emblem on COD, so when I kill people they can see it was by a french dude, well half french.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Never, I’m drawing a (Maginot) line in the sand and I dare you to cross it.
Make sure to build it past the Ardennes. Those pesky panzers will get through otherwise
Those damn Belgians won’t let them. Just because they make fancy waffles they think they can raise a ruckus about being on the wrong side of a defensive line.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Monica Belluci could not shower for a long time and I would still touch her.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Torres. Beast.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
The inevitable cheese eating surrender monkey.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
lol
June 14th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
WOW.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Really the funniest thing I’ve read on the site lately.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Monica Belluci could not shower for a long time and I would still touch her. Cleet
I’m a big fan of Marion Cotillard. First saw her in Big Fish.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
She’s not French. Maybe the incredibly stereotypical Italian names gave that away?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Shay Given-esque comment.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
OT
I hate listening to Jonny Miller.
Carry on
June 14th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
i may hate the french, but alizee? she’s cool.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
I smell a meme coming.
Sasha Vujacic. Beast.
Mark Sanchez. Beast.
Juwan Howard. Beast.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Ha, I googled Monica Belluci just to get a nice image or two to show up on my screen and I noticed this one.
In other news, I hate Vincent Cassel — he gets to have her.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
My other half is Italian so I stand by that statement. I’ll go with that former SI swimsuit model then, Casta.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
From @barcastuff
June 14th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
I don’t know who Sam Cooke is, but good God I’d surrender to her any day.
/NSFW
June 14th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Oh dear.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Ha, I googled Monica Belluci just to get a nice image or two to show up on my screen and I noticed this one.
Italians jizz olive oil?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
My other half is Italian so I stand by that statement. I’ll go with that former SI swimsuit model then, Casta.
Laetitia Casta. A fine choice.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Slava Med-ve-denko! Beast!
June 14th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Jaime Moyer. Beast.
/not sure if I did that right.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Phil Mickelson. Breast.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Phil Mickelson. Breast.
Not sure how I didn’t see this coming. But well done.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
John Daly. Feast.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Irritated vagina. Yeast.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Donated to charity slice. Least.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Common Denominator. Least.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Jerry Sandusky. Priest.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Oooh. So close…
Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a hockey team?
A. The hockey team showers and changes pads after 3 periods.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
john connor. reese’d.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Celtic Tiger. Deceased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
The market would’ve crashed had that happened…looks kinda stable right now…
June 14th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Bernie Madoff’s clients. Fleeced.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Kevin Duckworth. Deceased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Italians. Greased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Quality trousers. Creased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Link.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Scottish poetry. Keats.
Ben & Jerry. Whirled Peace
June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Prostitutes. Diseased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Village full of Cunts. Trieste
June 14th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Bad credit. Leased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Ponzi scheme victim. Fleeced.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Village full of Cunts. Trieste
Yeah, we got a winner here.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
k-nig-ght. cleese’d.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Irish Player’s Memoirs. A Movable Feast.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
earlier comment. “meeesed.”
June 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Sean Taylor. Meast.
/pours one out
June 14th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Forgot to refresh. Meeesed.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
That’s a good one.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Yardwork. Ceased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Someone keeps copying my ideas. Peeesed.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Torres at Chelsea. Released
June 14th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Egan Jones wish they could move the markets…S&P up 11
June 14th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
John Candy’s final movie. Wagon’s East.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Diablo II. East.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
i see what you did there.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Thanksgiving. Feast!
June 14th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
A lot of women. Unbalanced teats.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Brett Hull. Creased?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
the fuck is this, the family circus comment section?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Greens covered in shit. Geesed.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Sorry.
Knocked out hobo while I am high on bath salts. Feast!
June 14th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Jada Fire. Jizzed.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
/SG’d
June 14th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Edward Scissorhands MILF. Wiest.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
i haven’t seen a turnaround like that since rocky IV.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
France’s Finest. Nice’d.
/?
June 14th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Pain does not exist in this dojo. Kreese’d
June 14th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Kate Upton sitting on top of me. Pleased.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
kate upton sitting on top…quickly released.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Fucking Play Better, I Beseech.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Ireland Eliminated. Liver Breached.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Queen Sofía of Spain’s asshole. Bleached!
/Starting to drunk
June 14th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Torres has been awful since the twenty minute mark. Least.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Buttfucked Ireland. Whiskey Caprice!
/anything is better than watching this
June 14th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Without the goal Torres would have been off at the half and everyone would be talking about whether or not he’d ever be selected for Spain again.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Toronto tapas restaurants firebombed: RCMP Press Release.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
He’s still shitty.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Fernando Torres scores 2 goals in an international game for the first time since September 2010 when he scored 2 against Liechtenstein in a Euro 2012 qualifier.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
You and I know that. Others don’t.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Well that was worth a 14 year wait. Everyone back to your IMF owned potato fields. This banker debt is going to work itself off in 100 years.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
*isn’t
/cunts
June 14th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Richard Dunne caught him at the end of the breakaway. That’s why he’s not “back.” Ian Darke is such a horrible announcer.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Well at least we can crush Italy’s dreams.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
And Ireland are your first team eliminated!
June 14th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
30 minutes of math wizardry!
June 14th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Well that was worth a 14 year wait. Everyone back to your IMF owned potato fields. This banker debt isn’t going to work itself off in 100 years.
Potato fields? These fuckers couldn’t handle the Wednesday night shift at Bennigan’s in Schenectady!!!!