Euro 2012: Italy vs. Croatia
Italy vs. Croatia. Italian coach Cesare Prandelli called it “the decisive match” in Group C. He’ll hope to alter a recent Italian trend. Italy has failed to win its last five second matches in group stages at major tournaments. Their last win was 2-0 over Belgium at Euro 2000.
Stereotyping “catenaccio” is easy, though in fact Italy proved quite proactive against Spain. They outwitted the Spanish tactically with a 3-5-2 formation that stretched them and exposed width issues. They exploited 1 on 1 matchups down the wings and up front. Holding just 35 percent of possession, they had the same number of shots on target. On a more fortunate day the Italians would have won. They will use the same formation again today, perhaps answering whether Prandelli had a plan to play Spain or has a plan to go far in this tournament.
Mario Balotelli will start for Italy again, over Antonio Di Natale. It’s the right move. First, Antonio Di Natale is 34 and undergoes a special rehab regimen on his chronically injured knee between matches just to reach the field. He’s better served coming on for a half hour than going the full 90. Second, Italy needs to get something from Balotelli to win the tournament. He’s certainly the most physically impressive and arguable their most gifted and multifaceted player. He’s unlikely to carry form concerns from match to match, provided he’s on the field.
Croatia looked wonderful against Ireland. They stretched the famed Irish defense. Their finishing was on point. One wonders, though, how much shocking mistakes led to Ireland’s own demise. There were boneheaded and blatant defensive errors. Shay Given looked unfit and probably cost Ireland at least one goal. Croatia allowed space at the back and did not defend especially well. That’s not encouraging for a team now required to play on the back foot against Italy and Spain.
The Italians started off on a high note, though a defeat here and a Spanish win over Ireland could all but eliminate them.
[Photo via Getty]

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June 14th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
A typo in a Duffy article? Surprising.
I’ve got the Italians here.
June 14th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
He’s got date rape fever!
Fuck Italy, fingers crossed for a nil – nil tie. Culture has been a disgrace for a century. Here’s to Cassano stroking out will getting gang-raped by Glaad in the first half.
June 14th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Let’s go Italy!!! Fuck Cinderellas and unexpected teams making it to the knock-out stage. Tournaments are better when all the big boys are fighting it out at the end.
June 14th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
fixed.
June 14th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
What’s the over/under on incoming and outgoing Italian slurs?
I speak-a, how you say, fractured English. It’s what my parents spoke at the home.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Remember when Matt Cain pitched a perfect game, but it never happened?
/TBL World
June 14th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
After a solid performance against Spain this Croatian match up has the makings of a classic Italian match fix, the likes of Italian corruption not seen since yesterday.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Forza Italia. I Azurri vanno a vincere oggi.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
if you can’t beat em, cheat em…and then call them faggots while using wild hand gestures. that’s how we do.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Remember when Matt Cain pitched a perfect game, but it never happened?
/TBL World
It shouldn’t have happened. Schaeffer’s shot down the first base line was fair, but the umpire missed it. Oh well. This was the first time I got to say I watched a perfect game on TV as it happened.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
back-to-back contradictory posts coming…first one talking about increased MLB ratings for perfect games and the second talking about need for replay so games like this never happen again.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Translated: Your daughter yet a woman Luigi? Where she’a sleep?
June 14th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
These are the two best kits in the tournament. So many disappointing ones this year. Croatia’s white is one of the few Nike kits that doesn’t suck.
/looking at you Netherlands, how do you fuck up the orange?
June 14th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I lived in Italy for a year so you’ll excuse me if I’m partial to cheering for the Azurri. But Spain, where I studied abroad as an undergrad for four months, will always remain closest to my heart, so I was cheering for Spain over Italy on Sunday.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Italy with some liquid football. Proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is in the goal. Eat my goal. AND ANOTHER!
June 14th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
SHIT!
June 14th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Balotelli with a chance there but shoots it straight at the keeper.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
TWAT! STRIKER!!!! THAT WAS A GOAL!!!!
June 14th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
but bunga bunga parties with adolescents is part of my life now.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I bet when you’re on vacation you take pictures of your legs from the knee down on a beech.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
*beach
June 14th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Ha, most assuredly not. Look, I can parla un poco italiano but I certainly rejected many aspects of Italian culture.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Want to watch obnoxious retards cry after falling down for no reason then this is the link for you!
/game link
June 14th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
lol.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
like fiats? and being fucking lazy?
June 14th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
I’ve come to a shocking realization after the whole “savage nation” rant against Eastern Europe, yesterday. I hate pretty much every European nation there is. I guess I’m indifferent toward the Scandinavians, but everyone else can fuck off, as far as I am concerned.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
soused, no espn3?
June 14th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
back-to-back contradictory posts coming…first one talking about increased MLB ratings for perfect games and the second talking about need for replay so games like this never happen again.
I wonder if we can hit the trifecta and have a third post that includes both of these concepts existing in the same space. It might rip the space-time continuum though.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
In Canada there is no ESPN3 and we churn our own butter using a foldable road map. Presently I am typing this on a abacus.
From Cassano’s autobiography (this is pretty badass):
“I’ve often played a great match after having sex. Watch the 4-0 of the Roma-Juve match. I had sex that Sunday morning with one of the many friends I had at the time. It was even easier in Madrid because we were in a hotel, all on the same floor, so it was easy to invite whomever I wanted from upstairs or downstairs and meet her during the night. I had a friend who was a waiter. His job was to bring me 3 or 4 croissants after I had sex. He would bring the croissants up the stairs, I would escort the woman to him and we would make an exchange: he would take the girl and I would take the croissants. Sex and then food, a perfect night.”
June 14th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I have the opposite feeling. I like pretty much all European countries. I still need to get up to Scandinavia though.
I’ve been to Poland. It’s really not that bad. Krakow is quite lovely, kind of a cheaper version of Prague.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Kraft Dinner.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Croatia’s keeper with a pair of heroic stops there!
June 14th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Nothing like Kraft Dinner after a big day of portaging and playing soccer baseball.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
i would like to just see a european country…im jealous of you two.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
And Pirlo puts Italy on the board on the first free kick goal of the tournament! Why am I not surprised?
June 14th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I’ve been pretty lucky over the years. Gotten to live in and see a lot of different places. I don’t know when I’ll get another chance to see Europe.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Mussolini is fist pumping in his opulent tomb.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Ah, I’ve been to Europe. No biggie. Their McDonald’s is just like our McDonald’s, except for that Royale With Cheese shit.
/ Didn’t go to Burger King
June 14th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Ah, just let me know when some player displays the ad on his underwear.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I did. The Whopper tastes better. Frittesauce is gross.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Especially those miserable fat Belgian bastards.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I had a McDonald’s around the corner from my apartment when I lived in Tokyo, and they offered some kind of squid burger. Never in a million years would I consume such a thing.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
McSquid?
June 14th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
That’s the double filet’o'fish.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Brussels is awesome. Best beer in the world.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
i dunno…smells like mctrouble.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
And you can buy a beer at the movies in Japan. Loved that.
/ You can also buy beer from vending machines on the street corner
// You also can buy girls’ used panties from vending machines on the street corner
/// Japan is an interesting place
June 14th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Brussels is awesome. Best beer in the world.
This is my new favorite beer in the world, supplanting Chimay.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
While this is hard to argue with, Germany is the best for my money. Depends on personal tastes. You can only drink so many Dubbels and Tripels.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Jules Winnfield is sorry you didn’t catch the Pulp Fiction reference.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
I caught it.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Wait, so Canadians really call mac n cheese ‘Kraft Dinner’? I thought that was just a thing in that Barenaked Ladies song.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Cassano. Hero.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Terrance and Phillip saying “Kraft Dinnah” on South Park never failed to make me laugh
June 14th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Link.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Well, they DO put mayo on their freedom fries.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Fuckin French
June 14th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Restaurant you order Mac n Cheese. If at home and someone asks what you ate, regardless of brand, you say ‘Kraft Dinner.’
June 14th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
It appears they also eat it with a fork while we eat ours with a spoon. Commies.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
I eat mine with a fork.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
My mom makes the best homemade Kraft Dinner
June 14th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
My mom can beat up your mom.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
That and they eat tons of waffles. But that shit is so good. The cool thing is that there are like fifteen different sauces you can get on your fries at a fry shack, which are literally everywhere in Brussels.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
You’d get too much ketchup in the initials bites with a spoon.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Oh you have got to be kidding me.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Kraft Dinner was meant for a fork, gotta keep that shit in line
June 14th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
As serious as softwood lumber.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Really I’d prefer to eat my Kraft Dinner with a spork. All the coverage of spoon with the piercing ability of a fork.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
I’ll put Siracha on mine, but ketchup seems like it would be too sweet.
Annie’s used to have this Mexican flavored mac and cheese but they discontinued it for whatever reason. So good.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
This is my new favorite beer in the world, supplanting Chimay.
That’s strong Nada. I tried a few sours, having a hard time enjoying them. This one sounds like a more mellow sour though.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Like having sex with a clown.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
And eating 4 croissants afterwards.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
CROATIA ARE LEVEL!
June 14th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
OH FER FUCK YEAH BUDDY!
If the game could only end now…
June 14th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Dumbass Croats throwing flares.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
The fuck? In NCAA tourney you cheer for all chalk? You wanted Foreman of Ali? 1980 USA vs USSR you wanted USSR to win? Unitas over Namath?
There is something profound missing inside of you Sir.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Italy need a winner. Tie won’t be any good after the Bullfighters push 2 or 3 past the Potatoes this afternoon.
/refills soused’s glass
June 14th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Cautiously optimistic? No sir. I am assuredly dour about the Drunks chances.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
If this holds and Spain win later, Italy are definitely paying off the Croats to throw the Spain game. Or at least bribing the Spaniards to play for a win.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Chalk all the way, Ali, don’t care either way with USA vs. USSR, and Unitas over Namath. Fuck weak ass jabronis riding a well-timed bout of good luck to win over better teams. Sports cinderellas are for pussies. Give me the same big teams fighting it out over and over again til the day I die.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Country is bankrupt (also morally), what can they offer washed driveways and battered women?
June 14th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Spain has no need for women. Spanish chicks are guapisima. Italian chicks are also very attractive but Spanish women take the cake.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Fantastic finish.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Chalk all the way, Ali, don’t care either way with USA vs. USSR, and Unitas over Namath. Fuck weak ass jabronis riding a well-timed bout of good luck to win over better teams. Sports cinderellas are for pussies. Give me the same big teams fighting it out over and over again til the day I die.
You need help, brah.