Comments on: Lucky Yankees Fan Catches A-Rod’s Record Grand Slam Ball, Returns It

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:38:26 +0000

I got no time for your assclown comments, bro.

Go with this one.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:24:31 +0000

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Contemplating between

Good job, good effort.
OR
I got no time for your clown comments, bro.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:19:40 +0000

I’ve often dreamed of catching a HR ball from the likes of A-Rod, Manny, Victorino, or some other ass hat

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By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:18:48 +0000

Had Jeter broken the record, the kid no doubt would have received a gift basket in return.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:12:55 +0000

/Beer money from Jeff Francoeur >>>>>>> Anything signed by A-Rod

Good call.

I’ve got a pretty good arm. I’ve often dreamed of catching a HR ball from the likes of A-Rod, Manny, Victorino, or some other asshat, then throwing a frozen-rope-one-hopper right at his ribs as he rounds second base. It would be worth the time in jail or getting banned for life.

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:11:05 +0000

Your favorite baseball team plays in ARod Park!

I know, and they haven’t made it to Omaha since he donated the money. But, thanks for the money bro.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:08:57 +0000

Like an old man sending back soup in a deli.

i’d say it’s more like the rest of the people in the Deli getting mad at the woman behind the counter b/c the old man looked upset and sad, and then the passerby’s got angry b/c the whole deli was yelling at an old man for no reason.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:08:14 +0000

I would douse the ball in gasoline and light it on fire.

Your favorite baseball team plays in ARod Park!

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:08:00 +0000

I would douse the ball in gasoline and light it on fire.

Well now you’re just being difficult.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:05:34 +0000

oops, jeets

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:05:17 +0000

no link to the guy who returned heets’ 3000th? he was stupid and so is this guy

/$$$

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:02:11 +0000

The interwebs were angry that day my friends.

Like an old man sending back soup in a deli.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:01:10 +0000

Good for that kid./Beer money from Jeff Francoeur >>>>>>> Anything signed by A-Rod

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:01:08 +0000

some 12 year old girl behind me in a Nomar shit was all broken up about not getting it, apparently she didn’t get the notice that sometimes life sucks.

Did everyone who flipped out at the parents of the 4-5 year old kid who cried as the oblivious woman was photographed with her recently caught foul ball?

They told him he doesn’t always get everything he wants.

The interwebs were angry that day my friends.

By: oskie

oskie — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:00:33 +0000

Hope lives.

I heard it “Floats”

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:59:26 +0000

“I didn’t know how big of a deal it was,” Kearns said. “I thought, ‘It would be cool to give it back to him.’”

Hope lives.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:58:53 +0000

some 12 year old girl behind me in a Nomar shit was all broken up about not getting it, apparently she didn’t get the notice that sometimes life sucks.

high five!

By: oskie

oskie — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:57:41 +0000

I would douse the ball in gasoline and light it on fire.

Bear?

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:54:12 +0000

I would douse the ball in gasoline and light it on fire.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:50:53 +0000

He was also kind enough to return the ball to Alex Rodriguez, who gave him an autographed bat, jersey and a ball and a painting of a centaur.More likely.