Denmark’s Nicklas Bendtner is known for his inhuman self-assurance, though, for once, he was not the only one convinced he was going to score.

The British betting website Paddy Power, last seen taunting France with a Roy Hodgson statue, apparently purchased some prime real estate just north of the Bendtner junk. He exposed his skivvies after scoring one of his two goals in Denmark’s 3-2 loss to Portugal.

Bendtner was not yellow carded, though UEFA may consider punishing him for violating sacrosanct sponsorship rules.

Should any sponsors be interested, I’m more than willing (for a modest sum, of course) to sheath myself in sponsorship and flash a little skin next time I have a post end up on Hot Clicks.

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