Mad Men Recap: The Phantom Finale
Matthew Weiner said “success was on his mind” when writing Mad Men’s fifth season. Most of this season meditated on what it is, on what it means and on what we would be willing to endure or to kill to maintain it. Success itself is an artifice under which the characters strain, reconciling their dreams with a dismaying reality. Like the Phantom, the characters mask their true identity when entering society to others and, prophylactically, to themselves.
After dropping consecutive anvils with Joan’s prostitution and Lane Pryce’s suicide, the finale is comparatively tranquil.
Pete remains so, so punchable. Beth reignites their affair. Pete longs for it to be romantic, injecting “love” in place of mutual dissatisfaction. As she washes everything away the grey cloud with electroshock therapy, he confronts fears we’ve long known: his aging would not be “worth something” and his unsatisfactory home life would be “permanent.” He outs himself to Beth’s husband and returns beaten, to a wife far better than he deserves.
Megan chases her artistic dream, leaving advertising for her acting career. She faces a choice to fail on her own merits and acknowledge she was chasing “a phantom” or to use Don to get what she wants, which is not art but success. She feels soulless in advertising, yet has spent the preceding months selling her body and her pretty face rather than her ideas. Her success comes, selling product, in a national commercial.
Peggy receives what she wants, professional respect and independence from Don. Her work atmosphere, however, is just as frustrating. She gets her trip, but it’s not romantic Paris. It’s Richmond. She looks out her hotel room window to absorb the ambience, two dogs fucking.
Weiner hints at Peggy writing Virginia Slims’ iconic “You’ve come a long way, baby” campaign. This success would eradicate any vestige of idealism, exploiting her own sex to sell them a product that would kill them.
Then there is Don. His abscessed tooth is a too obvious metaphor for his past, and the darker parts of his psyche that won’t just go away. He can’t buy off his guilt. Adam Whitman follows him around in his thoughts. He tries to buy off Lane’s wife with a check. She chastises him for “filling a man like that with ambition.” With both Peggy and Megan, Don realizes the closest relationships he established were, ultimately, utilitarian. His wife, Megan, used him to advance her career. His work wife, Peggy, did the same.
We leave with Don, being hit on by two women in a cryptic bar scene, wondering what it is he wants.
[Photos via Mike]

- Mad Men Recap: “The Crash”
- Miguel Drops the Hogan Big Leg On Two Fans, as Called By a Horrified Tony Schiavone [Video]
- Game of Thrones: “Second Sons” Recap
- Two Brothers Say Damian Lillard’s Bodyguards Beat Them Up For Taking a Photo of the Portland Star
- Yankees Will Wear Pixelated Camouflage Hats on Memorial Day

- A.P. on Yankees Will Wear Pixelated Camouflage Hats on Memorial Day
- starkweather on Miguel Drops the Hogan Big Leg On Two Fans, as Called By a Horrified Tony Schiavone [Video]
- starkweather on Game of Thrones: "Second Sons" Recap
- Jason McIntyre on Miguel Drops the Hogan Big Leg On Two Fans, as Called By a Horrified Tony Schiavone [Video]
- starkweather on Game of Thrones: "Second Sons" Recap
68 Responses to “Mad Men Recap: The Phantom Finale”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.








June 11th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I’m pretty sure Don is about to go back to laying tons of pipe.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Stony Brook.
U.S. Open week.
Game 6 of the Stanley Cup….
June 11th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
got a feeling this is luke donald’s week.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Damn right he doesn’t deserve Alison Brie.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I am still trying to figure out what it is that Pete ultimately wants.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
1.) Pete should stop fighting.
2.) I was actually hoping he’d kick Beth’s husband’s ass.
3.) Can you imagine the resultant law suit if a transit employee struck a patron today, like that guy hit Pete?
June 11th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
If I finally go to a US Open and fucking Luke Donald wins, I’ll be disappointed.
/humblebrag
//seriously, fuck Donald
June 11th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
No Luke Donald, please.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I don’t think there’s anything that will fulfill Pete, ultimately. I think that’s the “permanent wound” that he mentioned in his monologue.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Agree that the finale was a bit of a let down after the preceding two episodes. I did like the final scene because it planted a seed of what might be coming with Don in the future. Sterling has lost his fastball and the whole angle with Megan’s mother was pretty pointless to me. I can only hope that season six brings nothing but doom and destruction to the life of Pete Campbell.
Fuck her. He dug his own grave.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
If I finally go to a US Open and fucking Luke Donald wins, I’ll be disappointed.
/humblebrag
//seriously, fuck Donald
Who is going to tend to the bees?
June 11th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Yea, I understand she was grieving, but she really just came across as blaming Don and the others.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Weiner’s a Sopranos man, ending a season like that was straight out of the David Chase playbook
June 11th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
We are a community and a community looks out for its members.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
This is really the make or break point for a television show for me. The fifth seasons usually either bring a show to a new level or they prepare it for a thud of an ending like the Sopranos did. I thought Mad Men had a fantastic season and I really hope we don’t have to wait another 2 years like last time for the next season.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
wow…lotta hate for luke donald. i guess being the best player on earth from 150 yards and in is too boring for everyone. shame too…id pay cash money to watch him putt.
/no more golf talk from me at least…god damned work
June 11th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
True. The only season finale I found memorable from the Sopranos was when Johnny Sack got pinched at his house. Or wait… did Uncle Junior try to whack Tony at the end of season one or was that the 2nd to last episode of that season?
June 11th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
It shouldn’t be that long since they’re not feuding with AMC this time around
June 11th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
She didn’t do Lane any favors with how unsupportive she seemed of Lane, with his aspirations to be in the US.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
This season finale laid ground work for next season. Especially with the end song of “you only live twice”. Dons previous life is gone and now he is in a life he wants. Pete’s life sucks according to him and next year he will do something new. Joan’s new life is starting as a partner. Rogers old life is behind him and he is going to embrace being an Alpha male once again. Peggy has her new life yet will come back to SCDP once Don calls her to come on board as VP of creative.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
I’m going to start Breaking Bad tonight. I’m out of television shows (Mad Men and Shameless are all I watch right now) so I figure with the summer sports calendar about to be just baseball in about a week, this is the perfect time to start a new show on Netflix. Probably do like two episodes a night. I think I’ll be more into BB than GoT, which I also haven’t seen yet.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I’d highly recommend Rome, if you haven’t seen it already.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
He tries to buy off Lane’s wife with a check.
I didn’t feel that that’s what he was doing. Don, for whatever reason–whether to assuage personal guilt or because he truly believes in doing so–feels compelled to do the right thing. In that circumstance, giving back Lane’s partner share to his wife was strictly speaking, the right thing. His bemusement at her accusations of corrupting Lane is rather interesting.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I need to finish Season 4.
For me, I couldn’t watch just one episode of Breaking Bad and go to bed…..it’s not that kind of TV. I binged on that show earlier this year, devouring the first 3 seasons.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
So I get my Sunday evenings back, whether I like it or not. Only 3 months til the NFL kicks off…
June 11th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
last ot…rolling stone’s top 10 bassists, not bad actually save for one.
10. victor wooten
9. cliff burton
8. jack bruce
7. jaco pastorius*
6. john paul jones
5. les claypool
4. geddy lee
3. paul mccartney*
2. flea
1. john entwistle
jaco should be 1, if you know anything about the electric bass’ history, but he’s on there at least, so i can’t quibble too much. paul mccartney has no business being on that list tho…not saying anything about the beatles, but he was a bassist simply to fill a role and write songs, but isn’t the bassist those other guys were.
replace mccartney with james jamerson or even steve harris from maiden (one of the few notable metal bassists who also wrote most of maiden’s catalog).
June 11th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
HBO’s series “Rome”?
That was a tremendous series. Lots of random nudity and violence in that one.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
By the way, did anyone pick up on the fact that Pete’s wife Trudy has a sister named Judy…so her parents named their children Trudy and Judy. Awful.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Looked up Dow Chemical’s advertising history yesterday and it was “Better Living Through Chemistry” from 1935 to 1982. So, if Weiner remains historically accurate, Don is chasing a phantom of his own with Dow.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
HBO’s series “Rome”?
That was a tremendous series. Lots of random nudity and violence in that one.
So it was historically accurate?
June 11th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
If you can plow through all four season by July 15, you can be caught up with many of us as season five starts. The show is addicting and unless you’re very short on time, you’ll probably be able to knock out the series over the next five weeks.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Pete never wanted this life, it’s all snowballed since he was handed a job as account manager without really figuring out that’s what he wanted to do with his life. then he met trudy, married her, had a kid, became a partner at SCDP, moved to the burbs, wanted an apartment in the city, tried to be Don, tried to be Roger…
June 11th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Great show, you’ve got quite a few intense weeks ahead of you.
There is nothing quite like the feeling of watching a Breaking Bad episode that finishes up at 11pm on Sunday night and then having to go to bed. That show fucks the mind.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
As far as I was concerned, it did.
I thought the actual depiction of Marc Antony and Cleopatra’s death in that series was very cool…..
June 11th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
You will not be disappointed. I went into it not expecting much and absolutely loved it. Very different, obviously. But certainly on par with Sopranos, The Wire, Mad Men.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
the episode where it was primarily walt and jesse in the lab was one of the best episodes of television ive ever seen.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Pete never wanted this life, it’s all snowballed since he was handed a job as account manager without really figuring out that’s what he wanted to do with his life. then he met trudy, married her, had a kid, became a partner at SCDP, moved to the burbs, wanted an apartment in the city, tried to be Don, tried to be Roger…
I agree with this. Pete looks at Don as some sort of figure to emulate, but that’s only within the confines of the life he has. If he could be anything else, Pete would probably jump at the opportunity so long as it allowed him to live in the city.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Close call. Breaking Bad S2-S4 is right up there with Mad Men and the other shows, but it’s Achilles’ heel is frankly that S1 was not very good at all.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
The other great* shows, that is.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Fly. You’d be surprised how many people disliked that episode. I thought it was fucking awesome. Bottle shows tend to polarize audiences.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Also, Alexis Bledel can definitely get it. She is truly all growns up.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Stick with it. Season 1 had its peaks and valleys, but season 2 really kicked it into high gear.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
It was okay…but regardless of what one thinks of it, it was a shorter season (maybe 7-8 episodes) so you’ll get into the better stuff in no time.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
I was laughing out loud when Pete got decked the second time after mouthing off to that older fella. He called him a “fat piece of crap” and I about fell off the couch.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
/nods head vigorously
June 11th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I hope so, she is 30 after all.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Great sideboob last night.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Pete’s line about being president of the Howdy Doody Circus Army or whatever was pretty damn funny though, I’ll give him that.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
really? damn…must not have had respect for the two performances. that shit was really well done.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
I wrote this in the roundup but am posting it here since Breaking Bad was brought up:
I gotta be honest… I just watched seasons 1-3 of Breaking Bad and the first 3 episodes of season 4 in the past few weeks. I enjoy the show but I don’t think it’s anywhere near as good as all the people raving about it. Maybe it’s because I haven’t experienced week to week since day one but I feel like there are way too many episodes that completely grind the plot progression to a halt. Great acting, and I love a lot of the secondary characters (Gus, Hank and Saul) but I find my attention slipping away during many of the episodes.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Did any of the detectives on this site get the David Diehl DWI arrest report yet? You’re missing your chance to piss on the Giants.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Yeah, I’m still stuck on season 1 of BB and also stuck on season 2 of Mad Men.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
It wasn’t their epic performances that were disliked. Dissenters thought it was gimmicky. Bottle episodes tend to be (remember Brian and Stewie stuck in the bank vault?) a way to keep on budget for a season, and we know AMC is strict about this stuff.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
I hope so, she is 30 after all.
I haven’t seen him since Gilmore Girls (not that I, uh, watched it…), so seeing her this season was a bit of a revelation.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
I have a hard time wrapping my head around the notion that the calm, cool Gus is played by the same actor who played “Buggin’ Out” in “Do the Right Thing”.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
i get that, but there was so much character depth exposed in that scene and it really felt like a hinge for the season. and you couldnt help but go right back to that episode when jesse’s giving the shit to gus’ lab workers.
June 11th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
im still blown away by dirt revealing that the guy who played the hound also played the yarp guy from hot fuzz.
June 11th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Is anybody else so repulsed by dude’s wife on Breaking Bad that they fast forward every time she’s on the screen?
June 11th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
i could see that, but the real plot is a very long arc and those slower episodes flesh out the characters and complete them. the season 3 finale and the episode or two leading up to that would have been nothing if they didn’t have the season 2 episode where Jesse can’t pull the trigger on some dirt bag meth heads.
June 11th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Just read Sepinwall’s review. He didn’t care for the episode on the whole, but found parts to like. But he raised a good point: I think John Slattery broke the nudity barrier on last night’s episode. Come on Joan, now it’s your turn.
June 11th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Her looks or her character? I really dislike her character. Approaching sportsgal hating Megan Draper proportions.
June 11th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Just reading this Jared Harris interview from last week. Great stuff here: http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/interview-mad-men-co-star-jared-harris-on-lane-pryce-and-commissions-and-fees
June 11th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Skylar is the fucking worst
June 11th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Breaking Bad definitely has some slower moments, but I’ve always been gripped and reeled in by how good the acting is and the characters are. PLus there is always this shadow of doom that lingers. Just gives everything extreme uneasiness.
June 11th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Is comparing a breaking bad bottle episode to a family guy one the dumbest thing ever or the dumbest thing ever?
June 11th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Is writing a comment with the context that one was comparing a Breaking Bad bottle episode to a Family Guy one the dumbest thing ever or the dumbest thing ever?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
So was that Megan’s friend – the one who asked Megan to approach Don for help in getting that commercial part – the same blonde who approached Don in the bar at the end of the episode? Last night I thought it was, but none of the recaps today mention it.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I thought so too, but have failed to see it mentioned anywhere either.