Kevin-Prince Boateng Has Been Hanging Out at the Beach With His Swimsuit Model Girlfriend, Melissa Satta
Kevin-Prince Boateng, a midfielder for A.C. Milan, and his girlfriend, Melissa Satta spent some time in Miami recently, hanging out at the beach. Let’s get eloquent with this news. From the Daily Mail:
Sports Illustrated model Melisa Satta showed off her enviable figure in Miami yesterday as she frolicked in the ocean with AC Milan boyfriend Kevin-Prince Boateng and he was happy to be the sole focus of her attention.
The couple heated things up in the sunshine as they passionately kissed while taking a dip, oblivious to other holidaymakers.
That’s poetic. Satta had a cup of coffee with #siswim when she appeared in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. In body paint.

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June 11th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
always nice to enjoy some tits ahoy after lunch.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
tiggo bitties!
June 11th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
You could have told me you lifted these pics from Hot Chicks with Douchebags, and I wouldn’t have batted an eye.
/moderation is baaaaack!
June 11th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
I thought he played QB for UCLA.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
In January this guy blamed an injury on banging this broad too often. Champ.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
that’s a woman’s body right there
June 11th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
In January this guy blamed an injury on banging this broad too often. Champ.
pssssh. if she ain’t injured he ain’t doing it right, amirite? hi-five!
June 11th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
man, this place is slow….i’m about to have the last five recent comments at 1222pm on a monday
June 11th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
ot…right after WWII, pre-CIA office of policy coordination head frank wisner was in charge of psychological operations against the early communist threat. two of the best ideas…dropping crates of american toilet paper across russia to show our superior level of comfort and dropping magnum sized condoms marked ‘medium’ to display our anatomical superiority.
awesome.
/ot
June 11th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
no golf talk today?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
/treads lightly
June 11th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Not much talk of anything today.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
golf talk: i still would love the time and money to play
June 11th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
us open picks everyone?
im debating between luke and zach johnson.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
she’s hot, and i swear this isn’t a brad clooney comment, but those are some trashy ass tattoos.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
is this the beginning of the end, or is there some other reason it’s dead? TBLAD is creeping into daytime
June 11th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
us open pick: tiger
June 11th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
I bet she’s got a great personality.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Duff Dog.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
i think everyone’s talked themselves into thinking we’ll see a replay of the masters and players after his win at a champion’s tournament and are ignoring how much better his game is right now. dude is absolutely striping it with his irons right now.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
The Nationals swept the Red Sox after going 0 for their first 9 in Fenway prior to this last weekend. We can talk about that if you want.
But seriously… 4 games today? None during the day? And a piddly soccer exhibition? This is bad, even for a Monday.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Between her pulling up her hair and him pulling up his shorts, the 1st picture looks like they just finished an ocean fucking session.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
I would tend to agree with this. Unfortunately, TBL is pretty much all I got during work hours, so I’m here for better or worse.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
League tees off in four hours.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Mets got swept by the Yankees.
/yardwok
//cause it’s all about NY
June 11th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
This does not sound pleasant.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Like fucking a rubber glove. Not recommended.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
id like more if he weren’t 95th in putts gained.
olympic’s going to be a tough course off the tee and on the greens. i think guys that normally see an advantage with the driver on normal courses won’t have much of one because of the fairway slope and turns. i don’t like bad putters here or players with a poor greenside wedge game since almost everyone’s going to be scrambling at some point.
olympic is the us open course that protects par the best despite it’s lack of length. the lowest score in an open here is -3 and don’t see much of a reason to think it’ll go below that this year.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Die.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Any of you hockey people think the Kings will pull a Yankees and blow a 3-0 series lead?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Melissa Satta: bigger bust than Greg Oden?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
I picked Luke earlier today. Rose is another solid pick. Sleeper: The Pride of Cleveland.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
There is a guy in those pictures? Didn’t notice.
/Tiger, Bubba and Phil on Thursday and Friday is going to be awesome.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
No. They win tonight.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
ooo, i like the rose pick. didn’t think of him…good call.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Too much ink, anyway. I prefer to paint on a blank canvas.
/double entendre’d
June 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Agree.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Yo spence, got them Eye 2 + BeCu’s up in the truck, along with a Zing 2 BeCu putter to boot. Looking at drivers as we speak. Found a great deal in a G15 driver and G15 3 wood, bout to snatch them up too.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Absolutely agree. Someone may get to -5 or -6 at some point and come crashing down. Did you see the split tees start on 9 because the 10th tee is too far out into the course?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
What about that little bitch Keegan Bradley?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I’ll take Webb Simpson.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
That is the perfect name for Keegan.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
awesome…im jealous of that putter even tho im not big on the zing/laguna style. just love ping becu putters.
g15 woods had a good lineup…great deal now, but id check out some g10 fw’s too. there isn’t too much difference between the g10/15 drivers, let alone fairways…probably can get em cheaper, if you feel like digging.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Yeah… I’m here a lot less now. I got to the point where I was just getting too mad at TBL’s trolling and general idiocy.
Fear not though… this place will pick up again (including my usage) when football season starts and Lisk is in mid-season form.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Depending on conditions a big E next to your name could win it.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
yep…strange, but they know what they’re doing.
another interesting course note.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Fuck him.
/Team Irrational Hatred of Long Putters and Anyone Who Uses Them
June 11th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
/Picks Ernie Els
June 11th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Is Jason Day healthy?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
wrong course. spray’n'pray aint working at olympic.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
18th hole from the 1998 us open here was just stupid.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
yea…just can’t putt. all his stats from last year are almost identical except for putting. he’ll never be a great player until he can refine his iron game.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
it all gets tied to the death of Yardwork
June 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Duffner.
Also, doesn’t Boeteng play for Germany? What’s he doing pulling tail at the beach during Euro 2012?
June 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
/RIP Payne Stewart
June 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
EPIC golf pants at 0:20!
June 11th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
golf fashion used to be/can be just as bad as bodybuilder fashion…
June 11th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I’ll probably go after the G15′s. I’ve heard nothing but good things about them.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
One of the strangest athlete deaths ever.
Same thing happened to LSU football coach Bo Rein in 1980.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
agreed…the worst criticism i heard was regarding the alignment decal.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Wrong Boateng brother. This one plays for Ghana (dad is from Ghana, mom from Germany). Believe it or not, the German one had his own little sex scandal, as the night before the team left for the Euros he spent the night in a hotel room with a Playboy model til 3 am!
June 11th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
I’ll pick Jason Dufner.
/knows not a cotdamned thing about golf
June 11th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I think she meant, “He only used his tongue!”
June 11th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
semi-unrelated…i might have to revise my hatred of the nike 20xi ball series to just the 20xi-s. i found a 20xi-x on saturday and had my best ballstriking round of the year yesterday…didn’t lose it. thing performed and felt great…very surprising since i HATED the 20xi-s.
June 11th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Still puts you one up on the EIC.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Whenever I see or hear “Dufner,” my mind hears “duffer,” which is completely wrong.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
what i want to know is why do people hate the long putter but don’t hate those giant, hideous putting grips that are just as cheaty?
June 11th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Spence – What’s the difference between the two?
June 11th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
they both are designed to mask inadequacies. the belly/long putters anchor to improve stability while the giant grips take the hands out of the stroke to improve stability. the swing flaws are still there with the long/belly putters and the superstroke grips…they’re just covered up via equipment.
/i wonder if johnny miller will take credit for inventing the huge grip like he “did” the claw grip
June 11th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Know what makes my skin crawl? The “reverse hands” putting grip, like Rickie Fowler uses. It may work, but it’s just aesthetically … ugh.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Nike balls, Spence
June 11th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
There are so many ugly putting grips out there these days, The worst might belong to Sergio.
/Runs
//Ducks
June 11th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
i dunno…never really bothered me. i hate the “pointy fingers” putting grips.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
oh no…i agree with this completely.
now THIS is a putting grip.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
/apologies if you use a pointy finger grip…no hatred, i just find it aesthetically unpleasing
June 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
That’s exactly what I do. It’s basically a ‘regular’ grip, weakened to the point that both thumbs point straight down the shaft.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
This is usually my preferred post-putt grip.
June 11th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Hey, now, that’s just sarcasm!
June 11th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
impressive…at least compared to mine. grip?
June 11th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Extra points if you actually wear the Daly pants.