I like this idea but wouldn’t it be more practical to have Dr. Emmett Brown assist Masai Ujiri with traveling back to 1993 and trading Lawson, Gallinari and Afflalo for Michael Jordan? Jordan was about to retire (or be suspended) and the Bulls may have been amenable to a trade with Jordan on the shelf for a year. Brown, Ujiri and Jordan could then travel back to 2012 and 1993 Jordan could begin prepping for 2012-13 season.

This would have to remain super secret though because Mike Krzyzewski and Jerry Colangelo would try to lure 93 Jordan to play for Team USA in 2012, which could pose an injury risk. He might also run the risk of seeing 2012 era Jordan, creating some big problem with the time space continuum (whatever Doc was always yelling at Marty about).

Actually, now that I think about it, they probably wouldn’t even have to trade for 93 Jordan. They could just kidnap him and sign him as a free agent. Of course he’d have to be convinced to sign for the mid level exception if the Nugs want to keep Lawson, Gallinari and Afflalo. Or they could cut those guys and just build around the core of Jordan, Andre Miller, Wilson Chandler, Kenneth Faried and JaVale McGee.

Of course they’d be much better off dumping Chandler and inserting 93 Scottie Pippen. But that may require another time travel event as there wouldn’t be enough room in a 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 to fit 93 Jordan, 93 Pippen, Ujiri and Doc Brown. I’m not sure how’d they pull that off. You have a smarter idea to transport two Hall of Famers, a general manager and a fictional scientist from a 1980s movie franchise from 1993 to 2012, Mark Kiszla? I’m all ears.

So, we are isolated (but dominate the whole time zone) thus we get to have major sport teams, but we are isolated so very few good players want to come here (Nuggets), and we are geographically encumbered (Rockies), and there is an extremely solid, generations deep, love for The Broncos that will never go away. Its always a surprise when the columnists, that are left, write about anything other than pro football.

* Probably partly real but so over-the-top as to be hilarious

Is Kanye the LeBron of the entertainment industry?

That’s an insult to LeBron and I hate that sack of shit with a passion.

Is Kanye the LeBron of the entertainment industry?

Here’s what a lifelong Brewers fan thought about this trade idea:

There’s no such thing as lifelong Brewers fans. There are Brewers fans who now root for the Heat and the Marlins but that’s about it.

/nods at inside jokes
//writes new narrative about Rex as a failure
///waits for Happy to copy what I wrote