Comments on: Ernie Johnson and Joe “Underdog” Underhill Made Up

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:45:39 +0000

ernie johnson killed five hookers…

…that were nazi war criminals in disguise.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:19:46 +0000

Thsi site needs an Ernie Johnson post that hits 3,000-plus comments, just to drive that Craig James post into obscurity.

Whoa, whoa, lets not say things that we can’t take back.

By: Ben80123

Ben80123 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:17:40 +0000

Michael Shamburger IS Ernie Johnson.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:10:36 +0000

BTW, is the Shamburgler allowed to only write about Ernie Johnson? It’s all I’ve ever seen out of him.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:09:09 +0000

Thsi site needs an Ernie Johnson post that hits 3,000-plus comments, just to drive that Craig James post into obscurity.

Also, Ernie’s dad, Pete Van Wieren and Skip Caray constituted the greatest baseball TV posse ever. Ever!

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:56:11 +0000

Good job good effort?
Is it wrong that I picture you saying this while patting some guy on the head after sex and then walking out of the room?

fantastic…and that scenario seems all too probable.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:53:48 +0000

Good job good effort?
Is it wrong that I picture you saying this while patting some guy on the head after sex and then walking out of the room?

Ha!

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:52:31 +0000

I told him I’d trade “3 pair blue jean, sixteen toilet paper for best bottle.”

/saves for later

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:50:41 +0000

Funny – I’ve worked with russian guys on several projects. I always ask each one, using my best russian voice “What is best vodka for friends to drink in united state?”

All but once, they fall down laughing and proceed to talk for 30 minutes on the topic. Very informative.

Had one dude go all Khrushchev on me … “Racist you are!”. I told him I’d trade “3 pair blue jean, sixteen toilet paper for best bottle.” I thought he was going to kill me.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:49:13 +0000

Nice range.

You’ve got to give me the part of Crispy the Clown, LOOK AT MY RANGE!

I’m sorry, the part has already been cast. But I will hire you for Angry the Crown, Silly Sailor, and Dr. Clownius.

I won’t let you down! Well, maybe on Silly Sailor.

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:48:27 +0000

Good job good effort?

Is it wrong that I picture you saying this while patting some guy on the head after sex and then walking out of the room?

By: heellacious

heellacious — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:45:45 +0000

Otis Day and the Night’s “Shamalama-Ding-Dong”> Ms. Havisham > Shamberger

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:44:31 +0000

Nice range.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:43:43 +0000

Good job good effort?

By: Scouser

Scouser — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:38:39 +0000

Always love me some Russian Spence.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:35:53 +0000

If, like me, you’ve never seen the show, the Inside the NBA gang does things like this quite often.

Fixed for Shamburger's lack of self-awareness.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:31:18 +0000

I want this car. Anyone have an extra $1.85 million?

da, friend…i make you good deal. now come, come…these transaction, very many moving part. very complicated. you not need worry, friend…relax. yuri have comb with the finest teeth for the detail…it very expensive comb, made from bone of whale found on okhotsk beach. good comb, no problem. you very interested, nyet?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:26:12 +0000

Brady Hoke says the same thing every time he signs a recruit from Ohio.

i lolled.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:25:41 +0000

I want this car. Anyone have an extra $1.85 million?

i don’t have $1.85 million laying around, i actually just spent it all on gold, guns and food.

however, you can score a 10 year old aston martin DB on cars.com pretty cheap

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:25:32 +0000

Good get. That first ernie johnson post was a dumpster fire of epic proporations.