Charlie Sheen is relevant again! With his new television show premiering on FX in a few weeks, it’s as good a time as any to get into an argument with a security guard outside the Staples Center and tell her to blow you. That’s the sizzle factor. Now maybe FX can make another ad for the show that conveys nothing beyond the fact that Sheen is a mess. He’s viral! Via TMZ:

A female, no-nonsense security guard would not budge when Charlie tried to get back in, then Charlie snapped, yelling, “You know what? F**king blow my balls, alright, you f**king asshole.”

A little later Charlie’s buddies try in vain to keep him away from the camera. The “Anger Management” star then explains, “Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her.”

This all started because Sheen walked outside to have a cigarette and wasn’t allowed back it. You have to appreciate the inherent insanity and contradiction in those two statements.

Before the game he got into it with some fans/paparazzi. He was going to bang their moms or something. Like a F-18 tiger, bro.