Mike Miller’s 9,000 Square Foot Oceanfront Palace in Florida is Being Auctioned

All, NBA, Real Estate Porn Jason McIntyre June 6th. 2012, 1:46pm

Mike Miller, the Miami Heat 3-point shooter whose NBA career could be coming to a close due to injuries, is auctioning his 9,000 square foot, 6-bedroom, 8.5-bathroom Oceanfront home. Miller bought the house in 2004 for $5.4 million. The auction doesn’t have a minimum price, and will go to the highest bidder. If you think it might be fun to show up and put in a lowball $100 bid, just know, property taxes last year on the house were $107k. [Luxury Auctions]

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53 Responses to “Mike Miller’s 9,000 Square Foot Oceanfront Palace in Florida is Being Auctioned”

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jim Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Mike Miller??!!!?
/Tim Floyd
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VladimirCrouton Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Sick pool.
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Badger Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
You get five friends, it translates to around 1500/month to cover the property tax between the six of you.
And for a house like that? Not a bad deal.
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St. Bear Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Ugh, no thank you.
Can you imagine the amount of Windex you’d go through owning a house like that?
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
If you think it might be fun to show up and put in a lowball $100 bid, just know, ~~property taxes last year on the house were $107k.~~ you don’t have to worry about property taxes when you have no chance of winning.
fixed for practicality.
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Can you imagine the amount of Windex you’d go through owning a house like that?
BATH SALTS.
sorry…what?
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irishmafia Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Mike Miller, former Magic legend, does a lot of great things with St Jude and charities…but how can you not spend money on an infinity pool
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
i dunno…i couldnt ever live in a house like this. too big, too gaudy…how much room do you really need?
not a fan of opulence.
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HuskerDawg Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Remember when people brought up logistics and TBL was all, “whatever, bro. That doesn’t mean shit?”
For one, it saw the Rose Bowl becoming marginalized if the semifinals were pulled out of the bowls entirely, and like it or not, the conference will always be mindful of the Rose Bowl’s interests. Secondly, the Big Ten saw campus sites were a losing cause politically. The majority of conferences opposed the idea, in large part because home field is too significant an advantage to afford a No. 2 seed that might barely be more deserving than a No. 3 seed. And finally, all the conferences got spooked once they realized the logistics involved. These would not be normal home games, but rather two of the biggest sporting events of the year, with the potential of being played in a 40,000-seat stadium and/or a rural college town. Obviously the average fan watching at home could care less about those issues, but these guys are hyper-conservative when it comes to change.
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SouvenirCity Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
not a fan of opulence.
I still want a mini giraffe though.
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I still want a mini giraffe though.
sigh…my hypocrisy is in full bloom, i guess. i totally want a human chess set in full medieval armor and the two pieces fight to see who gets to stay, even if it’s a pawn vs. queen.
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HuskerDawg Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
not a fan of opulence.
This right here. That shit is tacky as fuck.
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HuskerDawg Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Damn. USC just landed a fucking stud safety recruit. Kiffin is just laughing at the CFB world right now.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Husker where’s that from?
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
ot…you wanna read a snippet that should illustrate just how shitty the browns are?
Chaun Thompson was clearly overdrafted. Eric Wright fizzled after a solid rookie campaign. Brian Robiskie was not as NFL-ready as the pundits claimed. David Veikune was David Veikune. And now we have a situation where Hardesty, an all-purpose back for whom the team traded up, could be on the outside looking in, already behind 2011 free agent back Brandon Jackson and potentially fending off Chris Ogbonnaya, the mid-season addition who amassed 334 yards on the ground in 11 games.
a 2nd round pick in his third year is in danger of losing his roster spot to a dude who averaged 30 yards per game.
/facepalm
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Damn. USC just landed a fucking stud safety recruit. Kiffin is just laughing at the CFB world right now.
scholly losses = not that big a problem?
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Ty_Webb Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
tell me it’s not Cravens
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NDub Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Ugh, no thank you.
Can you imagine the amount of Windex you’d go through owning a house like that?
If I’m rich enough to buy a house like that, then I’m rich enough to employ Consuela from Family Guy to buy all the Lemon Pledge and Windex she wants to clean the place.
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HuskerDawg Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Husker where’s that from?
Stewart Mandel’s mailbag.
tell me it’s not Cravens
That would be the one. Surely you never thought NEB had a chance, right?
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
If I’m rich enough to buy a house like that, then I’m rich enough to employ Consuela from Family Guy to buy all the Lemon Pledge and Windex she wants to clean the place.
job creator!
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KC Resident Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
More zombies.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/louisiana-man-bites-face-689241
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molemaninthemorning Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
tell me it’s not Cravens
Haha. Yes it is.
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St. Bear Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Ugh, no thank you.
Can you imagine the amount of Windex you’d go through owning a house like that?
If I’m rich enough to buy a house like that, then I’m rich enough to employ Consuela from Family Guy to buy all the Lemon Pledge and Windex she wants to clean the place.
I guess the sarcasm HTML works about as well as the blinking HTML.
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KC Resident Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
job creator!
Not creating American jobs.
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Not creating American jobs.
history’s greatest monster.
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Ty_Webb Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
That would be the one. Surely you never thought NEB had a chance, right?
no, but it would be nice to get him in for a game before he made a decision, Nebraska has been doing pretty well with their DB’s getting in the NFL lately
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
no, but it would be nice to get him in for a game before he made a decision, Nebraska has been doing pretty well with their DB’s getting in the NFL lately
hagg’s been a decent surprise.
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irishmafia Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
love that fish tank, but if I was a baller/shot caller/maybe a little taller, i’d have those guys from the TV show Tanked to custom build me a tank…..especially down here in Florida, need to have that look in the crib-o
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ohheelyeah Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
If this story doesn’t involve Call Me Maybe, some poor child dying, or a celebrity wedding, I want nothing to do with it.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
just know, property taxes last year on the house were $107k.
I don’t know about Florida, but in California property taxes are based on the purchase price, not the current value. How does Florida do it?
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ms621 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
scholly losses = not that big a problem?
Depends on how many you lose.
/weeps quietly
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Shatner, Dead? Shatner IS Dead. Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Now that’s a beautiful house.
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irishmafia Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
@babar- its based on the market value for that year, with no income tax down here….they try to get ya
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
How does Florida do it?
smoke, mirrors, bath salts and half-assed.
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HuskerDawg Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
hagg’s been a decent surprise.
That entire starting 4 in the secondary was fantastic for NEB.
Hagg, Prince, Dennard and Gomes were all badass for Pelini.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
With a house like that and in that location the home better be auctioned off with the yacht as well? Unacceptable if Mike doesn’t have a yacht. What a home.
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
White trash + big money = Mike Miller
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irishmafia Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
lol mullet
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Babar 2.0 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
@babar- its based on the market value for that year, with no income tax down here….they try to get ya
Ahh…that makes sense.
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diceroni Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I’ve taken the boat out of this inlet for 20 years.. The pictures make the house look nicer than it actually is.
/Kidding
//But really not kidding
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angry Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Hagg, Prince, Dennard and Gomes
If only they had the equivalent on the other side of the ball
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squawkbox Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Pelini
Every time I here that name I laugh.
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mmonast Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
How’s this for a kick in the dick; boss emails that he has 2 free radiohead VIP tickets to tonight’s show in Cleveland first to email gets em; emailed and just missed it
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St. Bear Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
How’s this for a kick in the dick; boss emails that he has 2 free radiohead VIP tickets to tonight’s show in Cleveland first to email gets em; emailed and just missed it
Whew, you dodged a bullet there.
/I’m a dick, I know
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
mmonast…i’ll let you know how great the show you missed was tomorrow morning.
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mmonast Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Haha thanks spencer, enjoy
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
lol…woulda enjoyed more if a certain supplier’s promises of boomers were legit.
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scripty Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
radiohead cant be sold out here in Cleveland. Where they at? They couldnt have sold out the Q?
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mmonast Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
No greenery for the show either? In a related note I tried a vaporizer for the first time last weekend…pretty amazing
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
boss emails that he has 2 free radiohead VIP tickets to tonight’s show in Cleveland first to email gets em; emailed and just missed it
let me piss you off further. a hs buddy of mine asked me the other day if i could use a ticcket to see The wall at Wrigley Friday. I don’t have to pay for the ticket
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SenyorMadre Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
nor was i asked to perform salacious details
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spencer096 Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
No greenery for the show either? In a related note I tried a vaporizer for the first time last weekend…pretty amazing
it’s def a nice experience.
and who said no green? there will be blunts.
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Bob Chipeska Says:
June 6th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
If I’m rich enough to buy a house like that, then I’m rich enough to employ Consuela from Family Guy to buy all the Lemon Pledge and Windex she wants to clean the place.
No, Meester NDub no here