Just a handful of days removed from starting pitcher R.A. Dickey conducting an interview in the Mets locker room with a teammate’s dong dangling in the background, we’re being gifted with a Dickey-Wang showdown this Thursday in Washington. What luck.

The scheduling stars certainly appear to have aligned for those like myself who have failed to mature past episode three of Beavis and Butt-Head.

Will Wang’s curve rise to the occasion and throttle Dickey’s storied knuckle? Will the Nationals summon The Big Unit to throw out the first pitch? We shall see Thursday evening, but I’m expecting the world from the New York Post on Friday considering the publication’s severe addiction to word play.

[via @AnishESPN; h/t Intern Mike]

Previously: SNY’s R.A. Dickey Interview Turned Into an Exposé For One New York Met