Chris Bosh’s Masseuse is Dead
Terribly sad story breaking in Miami – Chris Bosh’s masseuse, who survived cancer about a year ago, according to the police report – died Monday morning in Bosh’s Miami house according to the Miami Herald. All of her information has been redacted from the police report. The report states that she lost consciousness, paramedics tried to save her, but she died at the hospital.
Bosh reportedly is a “game-time decision” for Game 5 tonight in Miami. He hasn’t played since suffering a lower abdominal strain in the first half against Indiana May 13. [Miami Herald via Dan Wolken]

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June 5th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
/signals Wayne Fontes Safari
June 5th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
“Looks like the masseuse…
*takes off sunglassess*
“…got rubbed out”
/Wheeeeeeeee
//Spencer
June 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
she’s better off than any of John Travolta’s masseuses
June 5th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
//Busy enjoying “happy ending” at local Oriental massage parlor.
June 5th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
no pic of masseuse?
June 5th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar is on the case.
June 5th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
looks like the masseuse
takes off sunglasses
didn’t get a happy ending this time
/yyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh
June 5th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Horatio, the masseuse collapsed in Chris Bosh’s home!
Looks like this NBA Superstar…
/sunglasses
…is in deep Shiatsu
/YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
June 5th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Trying to come up with a Horatio gag involving “tension” and “rigor mortis” but it’s not coming together in an efficient delivery
June 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Would have figured that Bosh would have a dude. You know, since he’s gay.
June 5th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
So Bosh got pissed after mis-interpreting the masseuse’s comment on his homeostasis?
June 5th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Better than mine.
June 5th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Looks like this masseuse
/Sunglasses
….Died of cancer
/did I do it right?
June 5th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
You’re goddamn right you did.
June 5th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
let’s hope he responds better than Lamar Odom
June 5th, 2012 at 7:58 PM
OH NO!!! The McNair killer strikes again! No worries, JMAC is on it!!
June 5th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
What I wouldn’t give for a hilarious caption on that Bosh pic
June 5th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Looks like this masseuse
/Sunglasses
….Died of cancer
With all due respect to Spencer, this made me laugh more than any of these
June 5th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Craig James would like to get some pointers.