Comments on: Maine News Broadcast Reported Game 4 Between the Heat and Celtics Ended in a Tie

By: StaffordandSon

StaffordandSon — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:25:39 +0000

You serious Clark?

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:52:51 +0000

i still think they should’ve had position players pitch the remainder of the game. that would’ve been fun as shit.

every three batters a position player comes in to pitch then leaves the game.

after about an two innings it will just be the pitcher, catcher and the batter.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:34:02 +0000

Maine is dead, long live Maine. Remember the Maine.

By: cleet

cleet — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:31:20 +0000

Maine is dead, long live Maine.

By: egustafs96

egustafs96 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:29:25 +0000

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

Professional sports teams have quotas too.

By: Patrick Division

Patrick Division — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:29:18 +0000

i dont think “working in a profession” necessarily makes you “an expert.”

Hmmm. Candi from the Odyssey 2001 Club sure SEEMED like a lap dance expert. Maybe this principle just doesn’t translate into sports professions.

By: rodmansrage

rodmansrage — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:27:14 +0000

I work in professional sports

isiah thomas did too.

i dont think “working in a profession” necessarily makes you “an expert.”

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:21:34 +0000

way to kill the comments, maine.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:21:18 +0000

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

This doesn’t disprove her statement in the least.

By: Patrick Division

Patrick Division — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:17:38 +0000

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

Not at all disappointing, as long as you can cook and clean, too.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:16:27 +0000

You’re also probably a liar until I confirm on the facebook. Line in the sand = drawn.

Senator, you are a smart man.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:15:49 +0000

Crackerjack, explain your home state

Go Pats? Go Sox?

Girls are dumb. A whole lot of them. Just so sports dumb.

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

This looks like it could be fun.

/removes pants

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:15:35 +0000

when reached for comment, Bud Selig shrugged his shoulders, shook his head and said, ~~“well, what can you do??”~~ chirp chirp chirp

i still think they should've had position players pitch the remainder of the game. that would've been fun as shit.

By: Senator Jersey

Senator Jersey — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:15:24 +0000

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

You’re also probably a liar until I confirm on the facebook. Line in the sand = drawn.

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:14:03 +0000

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

SHOTS FIRED!

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:13:22 +0000

when reached for comment, Bud Selig shrugged his shoulders, shook his head and said, “well, what can you do??”

By: EF

EF — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:12:31 +0000

cracker jack Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Crackerjack, explain your home state
Go Pats? Go Sox?
Girls are dumb. A whole lot of them. Just so sports dumb.

From Maine + UMaine, I’m a girl, and I work in professional sports. Sorry to disappoint you.

By: scripty

scripty — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:09:58 +0000

Everything nice in Maine is by the water and smells like lobster shells that’ve sat in the trash for two days. Go 10 miles inland and you’re in a Deliverance-esque environment with the some bicycling beatniks thrown in. Nice foilage everywhere.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:59:47 +0000

i imagine untouched natural beauty with french canadians and lobsters engaging in a fierce border war and everyone has a big bushy beard, even the womenfolk.

Ayuh, that’s about it.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:58:21 +0000

Crap, YYSA. Beat me to it.

I am certainly not above swinging at the lowest of hanging fruit.