Bobby Petrino’s Junk is Being Auctioned Off

If you can’t afford Bobby Petrino’s house, or didn’t put in a high enough bid for his motorcycle, you can still try to acquire his golf clubs or perhaps an old Atlanta Falcons jacket he used to rock when he coached in the NFL for a minute.

Multiple sets of golf clubs, luggage and other items advertised as belonging to former Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino are being auctioned off at Goodwill in Springdale.

I’ve never heard of buying used luggage, not even that of someone marginally famous. Is Petrino downsizing or legitimately desperate to pay legal bills? I’m still waiting for Petrino’s tearful sitdown with someone at ESPN. Tom Rinaldi has to land that, right? [Arkansas Sports 360]

Previously: Jessica Dorrell Used the $20,000 Bobby Petrino Gave Her to Buy an Acura
Previously: Jessica Dorrell Has Been Put on “Paid Leave” by Arkansas

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21 Responses to “Bobby Petrino’s Junk is Being Auctioned Off”

Weeping Carnal Gash Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM

His junk? Did it get slammed in a car door?

/prior post’d

starkweather Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:45 PM

After the Duffy dong post this weekend and this site’s past with sports dick I was a little surprised by the content of this post.

Some Random Old Dude Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:47 PM

Isn’t this what got him in trouble in the first place?

Weeping Carnal Gash Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:48 PM

Is Petrino downsizing or legitimately desperate to pay legal bills?

What trouble is he in that his legal bills would be that high he couldn’t afford them?

YYSA Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:49 PM

I’ve never heard of buying used luggage

Neither have I. I am sure some of the vagrants that comment on here are aware of this process.

Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM

Bobby Petrino’s Junk is Being Auctioned Off

sweet.

/Coop

Weeping Carnal Gash Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:55 PM

Neither have I. I am sure some of the vagrants that comment on here are aware of this process.

I’ve seen luggage at garage sales, but that’d be like buying someone’s used mattress.

ms621 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM

I’ve seen luggage at garage sales, but that’d be like buying someone’s used mattress.

I sold my old mattress at a garage sale last summer. It even had the remnants of a vomit stain from when I was in college. At the same garage sale, I sold old sheets and towels as well. I was incredulous that anyone would want to buy something like that that had not only been used, but used for years. I now love garage sales.

ms621 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:58 PM

And yes, I can admit, that I was a bit of a puker in college. That’s why I stick to just beer or just whiskey these days.

Milk Steak To Go Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:04 PM

One bad night will ruin your Sealy Posturpedic warranty…

jthussler Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:05 PM

Bobby Petrino’s Junk is Being Auctioned Off

Very good job of misleading people into clicking on this post because they wanted to see dick.

Wait what? Why am I in here?

Scouser Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:05 PM

And yes, I can admit, that I was a bit of a puker in college.

The key is to relax your throat and control your gag reflex.

/coop

molemaninthemorning Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:10 PM

Love the title, love it.

arkbadger Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:17 PM

I’m buying that Falcons jacket for Husker. Hoping it’s black leather.

rodmansrage Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:19 PM

I sold my old mattress at a garage sale last summer. It even had the remnants of a vomit stain from when I was in college. At the same garage sale, I sold old sheets and towels as well. I was incredulous that anyone would want to buy something like that that had not only been used, but used for years. I now love garage sales.

hoarders love those sorts of things because they have remnants of “you” on them.

/not a professional hoarder
//not from maine

GloriousMullet Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 5:21 PM