Tiger Woods sits just two strokes back of the lead at 6-under in the final round of the Memorial Tournament in Dublin, Ohio. He just teed off on the 15th, so the sexual dynamo has more than enough golf ahead of him to walk away the winner that all we’ve all known him to be.

UPDATE: Tiger just birdied the 15th. He’s one stroke back of the lead.
UPDATE #2: Tiger just chipped in a ridiculous birdie on 16. Now tied for the lead.

A victory today would allow many of us to freely shout “Tiger’s back!” from rooftop to rooftop, though that seems to be the case regardless of where he finishes. Even without a Tiger triumph, it still serves as an easy excuse to ignore every other golfer who’s played well today, so it’s really a win-win regardless of the outcome.

Rory Sabbatini is your current leader at 8-under while Spencer Levin continues his free-fall, grotesquely standing at a sexually explicit 5-under thanks to an awful day of golf.