Cantankerous car racer Kurt Busch explained to reporters following the Nationwide Series race at Dover on Saturday that he couldn’t race as aggressively as he wanted to because he’s on probation.

Naturally, reporter Bob Packrass persisted with the topic of probation and to no surprise, Busch turned his typical shade of uneasiness, implying that he’d kick his ass right there if he weren’t on probation. Touching. This concludes your tantalizing car racing story for the month of June.

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