Shawn Payton Admits Threatening to Blow Up the Superdome
Shawn Payton, an overwrought Lions fan, pleaded guilty to a felony charge after twice threatening to blow up the Superdome during the second half of the Lions’ playoff loss to the Saints. Payton, who is looking at a potential five-year prison term and $250,000 fine, Â promises to “never ever, ever, ever do anything like that again.”
Payton’s first called and said, “I will blow up your building.” On Payton’s second call he said, “Hi, I want you to relay a message to the sideline. If your stupid Southern team keeps winning, there will be reper…severe consequences. OK?”
The Lions fan was repentant.
“I don’t drink, and I don’t do drugs. From time to time, I do get frustrated and go off without meaning it, ” he said. “I let some words fly out of my mouth, and I sincerely apologize. I will never ever, ever, ever do anything like that again.”
He should not be confused with Sean Payton, the suspended coach of the New Orleans Saints.
[Photo via Presswire]

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June 3rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Guaranteed this dude’s twitter profile mentions Jesus.
June 3rd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Needs fixin’.
June 3rd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
further gauranteed mole is going to hell
June 3rd, 2012 at 4:04 PM
He should
notcontinue to be confused with Sean Payton, the suspended coach of the New Orleans Saints./Better story
June 3rd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Will someone please give this stress-bag some booze and drugs before he kills us all.