I think Boise’s field is genius.

Agreed, but this is trying to rip off that idea and make it worse.

These Terps leave me longing for the days of Mark Duffner.

I’m serious, I think Boise’s field is genius.

Mythical high school

Hermes – DB

Fastest DB in this year’s recruiting class. Instinctive defender. Good at baiting QBs into throwing to his side of the field. Crushing hitter.

pros:
- otherworldly speed
- cunning defender
- seems to have a nose for the ball

cons:
- too clever for his own good
- blames others for his on-field failures
- mouthy, in several languages
- flashy, “look-at-me”-type player

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Hades- DT

Well, when it comes to holding the line, Hades is one of the best prospects in ages. Clearly the family bloodline has recruiters salivating when you consider the previous success of both his prodigious swimmer brother Poseidon and

mythical high school

achilles LB/ATH *****

there aren’t many weaknesses in achilles’ game. he is an elite defensive prospect that will be able to play safety or linebacker depending on scheme and how much weight his coaches will want him to put on. a true sideline-to-sideline defender, he’s an instinctive defender that’s all over the field. he’s still very raw and struggles in pass coverage and scheme integrity. he’s a diva and hothead and will have to cut down on penalties at the next level. has a history of lower leg injuries.

pros:
-explosive
-practically immortal
-great bloodlines

cons:
-had reconstructive surgery to repair torn ankle tendon
-called coach “sack of wine” in a horrible accent

I’m learning to hate those kids.

Welcome to the club.

I’m learning to hate those kids.

This sounds stupid. Terps football is like that plain chick in the club, late in the evening, desperate for attention.