Comments on: A Bull and Cow Highway Love Making Session Stop Traffic Near Pittsburgh

By: ryman

ryman — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:24:34 +0000

I work 2 miles from the scene of the story (no joke), and the place was an udder mess.

By: Smallie Bigs

Smallie Bigs — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:46:16 +0000

“We’ve had cows hit by cars before”

Came really close to hitting a cow on more than one occasion. Surprisingly each instance came on a back road in the middle of the night with a packed car and an L going around.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:27:32 +0000

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?
The whole “Phila and Pitt with Alabama in the middle” is not an exaggeration.

I have relatives that live in a small town in that middle of the state and they aren’t far away from being feral.

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:14:17 +0000

looks like the bull’s…
/sunglasses
…made a miss steak.

As soon as I saw the post title I knew one of these was coming. Excellent.

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:09:56 +0000

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

pretty sure it’s cotton eye’d joe.

or Young Love

By: SenyorMadre

SenyorMadre — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:09:19 +0000

“I milked your cow. It took a lot of pulling, but it all came out at once.”

“We don’t have a cow. We do have a bull.”

who are you, alfred einstein?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:06:26 +0000

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

pretty sure it’s cotton eye’d joe.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:05:35 +0000

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

The whole “Phila and Pitt with Alabama in the middle” is not an exaggeration.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:03:53 +0000

Earlier in the week it was a pig running loose on the Parkway West

“We’ve had cows hit by cars before”

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:03:04 +0000

1/3 1/3 1/3
and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

If you had paid attention in match class and never converted the fractions to decimals, we wouldn’t have this little error.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:02:48 +0000

horatio, a bull and cow making love has blocked traffic in the entire metro area.

looks like the bull’s…

/sunglasses

…made a miss steak.

/YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:58:07 +0000

“I milked your cow. It took a lot of pulling, but it all came out at once.”

“We don’t have a cow. We do have a bull.”

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:56:58 +0000

and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

Plus this is more interesting than last night’s basketball game anyhow

The bull has rebuffed any notion of interruptus

That’s just fun writing right there

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:55:55 +0000

and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

I am the 0.1%

… wait

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:55:05 +0000

Kill em and grill em. 1 in 5 kids struggle with hunger in America.

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:53:38 +0000

1/3 1/3 1/3

and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:52:16 +0000

1/3 1/3 1/3