A Bull and Cow Highway Love Making Session Stop Traffic Near Pittsburgh

If you are traveling on Route 85 heading toward Routes 28/66 in Pennsylvania, you are going to want to find an alternate route. Consider this your early morning traffic report.

That’s because, well, a bull and a cow have engaged in a love making session in a construction zone that has caused a delay.

“It’s right in the construction zone so it’s making a big mess out there,” Trooper John Corna said.

Ba-Da-Bing.

I’m assuming the traffic ‘copter is en route. Video when it becomes available.

[photo via US Presswire]

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17 Responses to “A Bull and Cow Highway Love Making Session Stop Traffic Near Pittsburgh”

GloriousMullet Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 9:52 AM

1/3 1/3 1/3

Jason Lisk Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 9:53 AM

1/3 1/3 1/3

and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

VladimirCrouton Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 9:55 AM

Kill em and grill em. 1 in 5 kids struggle with hunger in America.

molemaninthemorning Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 9:55 AM

and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

I am the 0.1%

… wait

ButtersBC Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 9:56 AM

and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

Plus this is more interesting than last night’s basketball game anyhow

The bull has rebuffed any notion of interruptus

That’s just fun writing right there

St. Bear Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 9:58 AM

“I milked your cow. It took a lot of pulling, but it all came out at once.”

“We don’t have a cow. We do have a bull.”

spencer096 Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:02 AM

horatio, a bull and cow making love has blocked traffic in the entire metro area.

looks like the bull’s…

/sunglasses

…made a miss steak.

/YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

St. Bear Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:03 AM

1/3 1/3 1/3
and with rounding error, that leaves like 0.1% for bull sex

If you had paid attention in match class and never converted the fractions to decimals, we wouldn’t have this little error.

ButtersBC Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:03 AM

Earlier in the week it was a pig running loose on the Parkway West

“We’ve had cows hit by cars before”

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

St. Bear Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:05 AM

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

The whole “Phila and Pitt with Alabama in the middle” is not an exaggeration.

spencer096 Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:06 AM

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

pretty sure it’s cotton eye’d joe.

SenyorMadre Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:09 AM

“I milked your cow. It took a lot of pulling, but it all came out at once.”

“We don’t have a cow. We do have a bull.”

who are you, alfred einstein?

SenyorMadre Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:09 AM

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?

pretty sure it’s cotton eye’d joe.

or Young Love

cleet Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:14 AM

looks like the bull’s…
/sunglasses
…made a miss steak.

As soon as I saw the post title I knew one of these was coming. Excellent.

johndewar Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:27 AM

Is Pennsylvania’s state song played with a banjo and someone blowing into a jug?
The whole “Phila and Pitt with Alabama in the middle” is not an exaggeration.

I have relatives that live in a small town in that middle of the state and they aren’t far away from being feral.

Smallie Bigs Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 10:46 AM

“We’ve had cows hit by cars before”

Came really close to hitting a cow on more than one occasion. Surprisingly each instance came on a back road in the middle of the night with a packed car and an L going around.

ryman Says:
June 1st, 2012 at 12:24 PM