/sound of Vandy HR head fainting
// sound of lawyers salivating over incoming calls from rejected assistants with <hot wives

/Ben Afleck’d

saw that the other night. i’m a blake lively fan, but the brunette will do in a pinch

there’s a lot of ways to meet women–bumping into them, crashing into them with your car, stealing from them, having them aproach you, being introduced by a friend, etc.

You’re missing robbing the bank they’re managing

/Ben Afleck’d

/That’s not his wife??
//oooohhhhhhhhh…

Vanberbilt

May want to fix this, especially if it’s going to get self-linked in the future.

Someone has to be the 85-game winner poorly representing the division in the playoffs, I’m just starting to entertain the idea that it could be the Sox is all…apologies for not penciling the Tigers in

Nothing to apologize for. I didn’t even pencil the Tigers in. I just don’t have a good response right now. So, I deflect until september.

Let’s revisit this conversation in September

Someone has to be the 85-game winner poorly representing the division in the playoffs, I’m just starting to entertain the idea that it could be the Sox is all…apologies for not penciling the Tigers in

TBL: hello my name is jason mcintyre from the big lead [inserts link to previous cold call monday posts]

TBL: hello my name is jason mcintyre from the big lead [inserts link to previous cold call monday posts]
tim: hi.
TBL: now you’re a man of faith…someone who we can all root for via bible literacy. what’s your favorite bible passage?
tim: john 3:16.
TBL: ah…”I just whooped your ass.” very profound…
tim: i think that’s austin 3:16, actually.
TBL: solid opinion, pal.
tim: that’s ok.
TBL: so are you looking forward to backing up mark sanchez?
tim: im ready to compete, im a football player, jesus has a plan for me.
TBL: he better have a plan for unseating a top 10 QB.
tim: HOW’D YOU GET THAT NUMBER?
TBL: so you dating anyone?
tim: not before marriage.
TBL: not even to lolo jones?
tim: you seriously can’t pick an attractive picture, can you?
TBL: hey, readers email us these pics.
tim: even i could find a hotter pic to use than you could.
TBL: speaking of…send pics of your cock to anyone?
tim: oh sure…father o’malley made me a scrapbook of them last easter!

solid solid work, but i hanker for a lot more of the word ‘fun’ from tebow

The cockhammer does the talking for me.

our last closing involved an attorney for the sellers who was the first man i had seen with botox, that always-surprised look

good luck

Needs more trolling in the posts to angry up the masses…the EIC didn’t become king shit here by not knowing how the game is played

today on cold call mondays…TIM TEBOW!!!

TBL: hello my name is jason mcintyre from the big lead [inserts link to previous cold call monday posts]
tim: hi.
TBL: now you’re a man of faith…someone who we can all root for via bible literacy. what’s your favorite bible passage?
tim: john 3:16.
TBL: ah…”I just whooped your ass.” very profound…
tim: i think that’s austin 3:16, actually.
TBL: solid opinion, pal.
tim: that’s ok.
TBL: so are you looking forward to backing up mark sanchez?
tim: im ready to compete, im a football player, jesus has a plan for me.
TBL: he better have a plan for unseating a top 10 QB.
tim: HOW’D YOU GET THAT NUMBER?
TBL: so you dating anyone?
tim: not before marriage.
TBL: not even to lolo jones?
tim: you seriously can’t pick an attractive picture, can you?
TBL: hey, readers email us these pics.
tim: even i could find a hotter pic to use than you could.
TBL: speaking of…send pics of your cock to anyone?
tim: oh sure…father o’malley made me a scrapbook of them last easter!

Being 5.5 games up on the chief rival in the division is all the high I need

Let’s revisit this conversation in September.

i look forward to drinking with you and sharing wild editing stories

Yes, indeed. Too bad I missed ya when Mushmouth was in town. But buying a house is serious business. The closing in three weeks!

i look forward to drinking with you and sharing wild editing stories

Typical Sox fan, you must be high on meth

Being 5.5 games up on the chief rival in the division is all the high I need

//starting to miss his engager-ness.

- nobody

I disagree. Giving him shit was always kind of fun.

He’s a total prick, but the dude seems to be a decent coach. We know he’s a great recruiter, but one year does not a great coach make. He needs to prove it on the field. I can’t wait for the Vandy game this year as a Georgia fan. This year will be the first time I look forward to the Vandy game thanks to Franklin acting like a bitch on the field against UGA and on the recruiting trail.

Your bed totally has SEC sheets, doesn’t it?