Laz Diaz Put Russell Martin In Timeout Last Night, Martin Calls Him a D***
Umpire Laz Diaz now joins the growing list of baseball umpires who act in a petty manner when upset. After Yankees catcher Russell Martin argued a ball/strike call early in the game, home plate umpire Laz Diaz refused to hand new baseballs to Martin after foul balls, and instead threw them to the pitcher directly.
“He said that it was a privilege that I had to earn, for me to throw the ball back,” said the catcher, a seven-year veteran and three-time All Star. “That’s never happened to me before. I even told him, because there’s guys on base, I like to keep my arm loose. Nope. ‘I’m not letting you throw the ball back.’ That’s pretty strange, to me. That’s a good story, huh?”
Martin also shouted that Laz Diaz was a d*** as he entered the clubhouse following the game.
Now, this little feud is on the three year old level from both Diaz and Martin, but unlike, say, calling a strike on a clear ball after the batter is halfway down the line, this one doesn’t have any impact on the game other than pissing Martin off. Diaz withheld throws to the pitcher like I withhold cookies. Martin, I’m sure, was way worse off by just throwing balls back to the pitcher after caught pitches, and missing out on those precious foul ball returns. Sounds like these two just need to figure it out on their own. A nap might be in order.
[photo via US Presswire]

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May 31st, 2012 at 4:48 PM
This would totally be fixed if they had some sort of replay system in place.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:49 PM
One of these days a player is going to beat the shit out of an umpire and it will make Roberto Alomar giving that guy the high-five look like nothing. Cannot wait.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:51 PM
One of these days a player is going to beat the shit out of an umpire and it will make Roberto Alomar giving that guy the high-five look like nothing. Cannot wait.
Delmon Young tried this, but it didn’t work out well.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Too bad JMac isn’t here. This would be prime real estate for him to drop in a comment about how baseball has an obvious problem with officials unfairly influencing the game and doing a generally poor job, without even the slightest bit of irony considering he’s a basketball fan.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Well one would have to actually watch basketball games to realize that.
May 31st, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Where is Jmac? Where is my NBA mock draft? Who took my sandwich out of the fridge? There will be blood.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Who took my sandwich out of the fridge? There will be blood.
Have you asked Rhian Sugden? She can’t even look me in the eye. Makes me think she’s hiding something.
/NSFW
May 31st, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Maybe Martin should call for a high fastball and “accidentally” let it get passed him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P02ZjM1fw0
May 31st, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Anyone reach out to Hawk Harrelson today to get his thoughts?
May 31st, 2012 at 5:07 PM
This is why MS is better than you all.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Saddlebags.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Saddlebags.
This is why you can’t have nice things.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:15 PM
this wouldn’t even be a problem if they had a playoff in college football.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:17 PM
martin called him a diaz?
May 31st, 2012 at 5:22 PM
martin called him a diaz?
I lolled
May 31st, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Laz Diaz Put Russell Martin In Timeout Last Night, Martin Calls Him a D***
martin called him a diaz?
Dank
May 31st, 2012 at 5:25 PM
What, we can’t say ‘dick’ now?
May 31st, 2012 at 5:29 PM
USA Today is a family publication, no more posts about and/or use of dick
May 31st, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Some company representing my high school just called and after asking for all sorts of current job and address information then tried to make me buy an alumni directory for two easy payments of $49.95. I declined to to buy one at this time, and I wanted to tell the nice lady that it was because I really cannot imagine caring where or what anyone I went to high school with is doing now.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Also, $100 for a book so I can see how many people I worked with are now working the oil or natural gas industry? Thanks but I get the alumni newsletter and that is quite sufficient.
May 31st, 2012 at 5:38 PM
Jason, Thanks for being conscious of the fact that everyone doesn’t want to hear or read profanity. Just the facts…man…just the facts. I can’t stop reading your posts…they are spot on!
May 31st, 2012 at 5:47 PM
It’s better than finding out that at least 100+ members of your 796 member HS graduating class had been in jail at one point over the past 12 years.
May 31st, 2012 at 6:04 PM
Isn’t this what Facebook is for?
May 31st, 2012 at 6:27 PM
get a load of this fuckin’ asshole.
/shit
//cock
///uh…shitcock
May 31st, 2012 at 6:39 PM
get a load of this fuckin’ asshole.
/shit
//cock
///uh…shitcock
Tits.