Comments on: Hines Ward Will Be Joining NBC’s Sunday Night Football Team

By: Weeping Carnal Gash

Weeping Carnal Gash — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:49:25 +0000

bring on the wooly mammoths and miniaturize them so i can have one.

Fuck that. I want a veloparaptorsoraus.* That dinosaur that flies and kill kill kills.

*I’ll will make a point of knowing how to spell the name when I get one.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:44:22 +0000

Holy shit, this is awesome

bring on the wooly mammoths and miniaturize them so i can have one.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:44:04 +0000

Holy shit, this is awesome

Do they need someone to see what the plant does when you smoke it?

/spencer

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:42:01 +0000

Holy shit, this is awesome

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:40:58 +0000

If he was drinking on Antabuse, I’m assuming he is worm food.

Been probably two full decades since I’ve seen the guy but I would put everything I own on KC’s diagnosis.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:40:56 +0000

take the video controller out of your fat kid’s hands and tell them to go outside for a change.
/problem solved

i agree, 100%.

and the pizza industry lobbied to have frozen pizza considered a vegetable in school lunches, which is also a problem and just fucked up in general.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:39:53 +0000

What’s Ol’ Harley up to now?

I’m going to say a lucrative career as a bath salt manufacturer.

By: illformula

illformula — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:39:20 +0000

or when a government agency tries to prevent the dirty practice of direct advertising and marketing to kids for unhealthy foods the politicians in the pocket of the food and advertising industries kill the initiative.

take the video controller out of your fat kid’s hands and tell them to go outside for a change.

/problem solved

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:38:24 +0000

i can kill a box of Spree in minutes

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:37:01 +0000

i turn 30 in two weeks. holy hell..

By: Weeping Carnal Gash

Weeping Carnal Gash — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:36:55 +0000

If he was drinking on Antabuse, I’m assuming he is worm food.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:36:47 +0000

FUCK…i knew i should’ve picked spree killer.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:35:59 +0000

What’s Ol’ Harley up to now?

lemme guess…drifter. no…hobo! yea…hobo.

I’ll say spree killer.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:35:16 +0000

What’s Ol’ Harley up to now?

lemme guess…drifter. no…hobo! yea…hobo.

By: Weeping Carnal Gash

Weeping Carnal Gash — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:33:34 +0000

Gerard -

What’s Ol’ Harley up to now?

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:32:57 +0000

Harley also showed me firsthand what drinking a lot on Anabuse will do to you. Crazy diamond indeed.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:29:50 +0000

or when a government agency tries to prevent the dirty practice of direct advertising and marketing to kids for unhealthy foods the politicians in the pocket of the food and advertising industries kill the initiative.

lobbyists put the ‘shit’ in initiative.

By: Weeping Carnal Gash

Weeping Carnal Gash — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:28:40 +0000

I think he was putting that up more to point out that anyone who complains about the state of the nation is forgetting two things: first, things are pretty awesome at present, and two people of the present time have a tendency to only remember the good things about the past and ignore the unpleasant details. MS

Yes. Thank you.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:28:32 +0000

True story, which I am sure I have mentioned but is always worth revisiting: I used to know a dude named Harley Davidson Padilla. That was the actual name his parents gave him. He was a Nazi skinhead (yes, Padilla). He would squirt cans of aerosol up his nose and tool around town on an old BMX. He also had “Fuck the World” tattooed on his lower lip, leading me to the erroneous belief — which I held until a couple of months ago — that that’s what everyone was saying when they wrote FTW. They were just tryin’ to steal some of Harley’s shine.

One of the better stories I’ve read here in awhile.

FTW!

/that’s for you Harley, shine on your crazy diamond

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:28:16 +0000

We’re living in a time of all-time low taxes and there used to be forced military drafts…any so-called glory days of the nation are more myth than reality

yup. it is kind of sad though, when the government tries to intervene on behalf of the people to prevent companies from selling harmful products to the public people whine about rights to do what they want, or when a government agency tries to prevent the dirty practice of direct advertising and marketing to kids for unhealthy foods the politicians in the pocket of the food and advertising industries kill the initiative.