Comments on: Euro 2012 Group C Preview: Italy

By: frostdude1

frostdude1 — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:09:41 +0000

Mugatu: Good points. Italy’s 2002 team was better than the one that won the world cup in 06 imo. They got royally screwed against South Korea.

By: Ty Duffy

Ty Duffy — Thu, 31 May 2012 22:08:46 +0000

Needs more Arriaga. And Duffy, how did you manage to find a pic of the only Italian woman who doesn’t have big gazongas?

Blame the Presswire photogs.

By: Patrick Division

Patrick Division — Thu, 31 May 2012 21:06:42 +0000

Needs more Arriaga. And Duffy, how did you manage to find a pic of the only Italian woman who doesn’t have big gazongas?

/Gazongas is Italian for boobies.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:47:15 +0000

no, northern jersey italian women make robin williams look hairless.

Interesting.

/vomits

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:46:15 +0000

wait, i thought all italian women had hairy arms? Maybe i was thinking of the jewish

no, northern jersey italian women make robin williams look hairless.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:43:10 +0000

When are we gonna get the Sepp Blatter Roast post?

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:34:08 +0000

Ferrari fans at Italian F1 tracks are also called tifosi.

By: Scouser

Scouser — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:29:46 +0000

dunno…my sicilian family aint hairy at all. might be different than land locked wops tho.

One of my real good friends is a pure Sicilian with pasty skin and red hair instead of the normal swarthy and oily look. Pretty fucking strange, or I don’t know anthropology too well.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:27:32 +0000

Mario: (while fondling Luigi’s young daughter) Who did you vote a for?
Luigi: The criminal who bangs all the teenage girls and owns the media
Mario: Me a too.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:20:00 +0000

/flops

it’s spelled “wops,” asshole.

/applauds

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:19:54 +0000

wait, i thought all italian women had hairy arms? Maybe i was thinking of the jewish

dunno…my sicilian family aint hairy at all. might be different than land locked wops tho.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:17:41 +0000

Mario and Luigi can suck my left nut

whoa, ap…you know mario and luigi aren’t pro-union guys.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:17:05 +0000

wait, i thought all italian women had hairy arms? Maybe i was thinking of the jewish

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:15:35 +0000

Serie A clubs should be banned from European competitions for five years. Only way to do anything about the problem.

You’d need the extra cash too if you were settling 10 date rape cases out of court a year.

Currently 1 million old ugly hairy dressed in black former Italian beauty queens are gutturally screaming at their cats in high population density neighborhoods.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:15:35 +0000

this anti-italian propaganda is straight up bullshit.

Mario and Luigi can suck my left nut

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:14:03 +0000

high five tj.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:13:42 +0000

this anti-italian propaganda is straight up bullshit.

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:12:55 +0000

Tactics: Prandelli plays a 4-3-1-2 formation. Two forwards and a diamond, ball-playing midfield. They will hold possession though the forward selection and interplay will be crucial. The Italians dominated play, but did not do so well translating that into goals. It’s still possible Italy could revert to more customary, less ambitious tactics against better opposition. Flopping.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:12:33 +0000

/flops

it’s spelled “wops,” asshole.

By: got_em_looking

got_em_looking — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:11:12 +0000

Young lady up there appears to be performing some version of a discount double (euro) cup check on the mammaries of her lady friend.

Love these previews by the way.