Richard Branson Wants to Take a Naked Canadian Politician Kitesurfing

Richard Branson is the eccentric billionaire founder of Virgin Records, Mobile, Airlines, etc. Christy Clark is the Premier of British Columbia. (She’s like the President of the province.) They met last week in Vancouver and now Branson wants to take Clark kitesurfing. Naked. How quirky!
It appears Clark left a real impression on the founder of Virgin Group when he visited the province last week to announce a new airline service from Vancouver. Branson, who is a master of publicity, wrote on his blog that he asked the “delightful” Clark to kitesurf while riding on his back.
A statement from the premier’s office only says Branson “is well known for his brashness and ability to manipulate media coverage for his company.”
Not that he’ll be naked. He’s just the kind of guy who has so much money when he does something as stupid as kitesurfing, he makes sure there’s a naked woman strapped to his back. You can see the full NSFW-ish image here. It’s mostly sideboob and sidebutt, however I know some of you have real jobs. Suckers. If you were smart you’d be out kitesurfing with naked ladies, not looking at pictures of some British dude doing it.
[CBC, Virgin.com]

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May 29th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
She’s like the President of the province.
Or like a state governor.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Or like King of a castle.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
She’s like the President of the province.
Or like a state governor.
Got a nice Jubilee BBQ planned this weekend, Geez? Gonna grill London Broils formed into the shape of the Queen’s silhouette?
May 29th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
that looks like a reasonably well done photoshop
But Hank Scorpio is a man of many talents.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Soccer baseball.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
This is a better idea than taking an 80 year old woman skydiving.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Tax naked Canadien politicians!
May 29th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Christy Clark looks like fun.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
i think we can all agree that richard branson should be killed immediately and his entire estate liquidated and donated to nasa.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
1/3 1/3 1/3
May 29th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Any man who owns an island and helps make it possible to fly into space is alright by me.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Got a nice Jubilee BBQ planned this weekend, Geez?
Bangers and mash.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
As far as I am concerned there is only one man that owns an island and it is the crazy irish dude from braveheart. All other Islands are leased directly from the flying spaghetti monster.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
YYSA…i believe whore island is leased through that gentleman on the corner with the yellow suit and ivory cane…you can call him “jello.” i wouldn’t look him in the eye either, just so you know.
May 29th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
eccentric billionaire
I aspire to do this.
May 30th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I saw Richard Branson stumble drunk out of a restaurant on Sydney Harbor with an attractive woman under each arm.