Comments on: Mark Herzlich Wants You to Know His Female Friend Does Not Have Implants

By: PurdueMatt

PurdueMatt — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:14:36 +0000

Good for him.

By: heldover

heldover — Wed, 30 May 2012 00:58:56 +0000

1. Face
2. Boobs
3. Legs
4. Stomach
5. Ass

My wife crushes the first 2. And don’t think I’m naysaying the joys of a nice ass by putting it last. It’s just that I’ve been with my wife (dating-married) for more than seven years and she hasn’t really had an ass to speak of. Can any of the other married guys speak to this? You’re with a woman so long that they sort of subtly shape things you find attractive in other women?

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Tue, 29 May 2012 23:48:59 +0000

Respect that man.

By: heellacious

heellacious — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:57:44 +0000

“I promise you they are not fake.”

Yeah, … they feel like… a bag of sand.

By: jstaylor62

jstaylor62 — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:56:29 +0000

They’re real and they’re spectacular!

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:53:32 +0000

Face doesnt mean squat unless your looking for a girlfriend. Cmon man wtf. If your in a bar and you see a pretty face with a flat ass and mosquito bites for a chest and then you see some sweet round pie wit 36D chesticles you tell me your planning your night around tryin to impress the flat ass no tit broad to saddle up later? Get the fuck outta here. Your goin all in for the bazookas. Your drunk no one gives a shit about a face when your leavin an hour after poundin…

Except for the whole your/you’re situation, I agree wholeheartedly

By: heellacious

heellacious — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:52:53 +0000

Mark Herzlich, the former Boston College linebacker now with the Giants, went motorboating

/corrected

By: ddmcd1974

ddmcd1974 — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:49:47 +0000

Face doesnt mean squat unless your looking for a girlfriend. Cmon man wtf. If your in a bar and you see a pretty face with a flat ass and mosquito bites for a chest and then you see some sweet round pie wit 36D chesticles you tell me your planning your night around tryin to impress the flat ass no tit broad to saddle up later? Get the fuck outta here. Your goin all in for the bazookas. Your drunk no one gives a shit about a face when your leavin an hour after poundin…

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:42:07 +0000

because clearly you’re not going after the chick with all legs and no ass

Clearly you’ve never had alcohol.

Ha, when I’m wearing my Brad Clooney mask I’m dead sober!

By: Sean Jean

Sean Jean — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:38:26 +0000

no, there is only one

It’s like you respond to a Godzilla Biscuits bat signal.

By: irishmafia

irishmafia — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:31:31 +0000

no, there is only one

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:30:02 +0000

because clearly you’re not going after the chick with all legs and no ass
Clearly you’ve never had alcohol.

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:25:57 +0000

Like when was the last time you saw a chick with a bangin ass and thought “if only her legs were nicer”?
I’ve seen a lot of girls with great legs and no ass.
But that’s not my question, because clearly you’re not going after the chick with all legs and no ass. So why rank the legs at all?

By: Sean Jean

Sean Jean — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:23:18 +0000

I’ve seen a lot of girls with great legs and no ass.
Absolutely. If they have a nice ass the legs usually follow suit, but it doesn’t always go the other way.

By: FredSanford

FredSanford — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:22:07 +0000

Do you guys really need to rank Ass and Legs separately? Like when was the last time you saw a chick with a bangin ass and thought “if only her legs were nicer”? Usually those go hand in hand.
Valid point, legs and ass usually are similar. Just depends on your take.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:20:37 +0000

Like when was the last time you saw a chick with a bangin ass and thought “if only her legs were nicer”?
I’ve seen a lot of girls with great legs and no ass.

By: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:18:17 +0000

Do you guys really need to rank Ass and Legs separately? Like when was the last time you saw a chick with a bangin ass and thought “if only her legs were nicer”? Usually those go hand in hand.

By: Sean Jean

Sean Jean — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:17:11 +0000

Face is a given. That is #1. That’s a pre-req.
As for the rest:
1a: Boobs
1b: Ass
2: Legs
A great 1a or 1b can balance out the other being subpar.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:14:50 +0000

Boobs are fucking awesome. As far as physical rankings:
Face
Boobs
Ass
Legs

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:13:58 +0000

I do not, but a sexy stomach on a woman is one of life’s great joys. Not ass or legs good, but good nonetheless.
Damnit Husker … you’re usually such a fucktard here but now you go and post something like that and force me to agree. Jackass.
/Fails at feigning hate