Kentucky Wildcats Basketball Team: 3.12 GPA in the Spring
John Calipari’s Kentucky Wildcat basketball team posted a 3.12 grade point average in the Spring semester – you know, the semester when none of the players are supposed to be trying because of March Madness and the fact that they’re all NBA-bound.
Noting that the UK team’s GPA included five players who entered this year’s NBA Draft, Calipari said in a statement released Friday that “all this stuff bitter old men say that they don’t go to class, it’s not true.”
So Calipari says you can take the 3.12 GPA and shove it in your “One-and-Done” debate. And yes, he’s looking at you, Bob Knight. [Herald Leader]
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May 29th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Have we determined who TBLs newest CBB fraud is? Did we all agree it was Thad Matta?
May 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Seriously, TBL? I’d think you need a lot more information than a UK news release to pass judgement.
May 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
HOW’D YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!?!?!?!
May 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
its hard to get much lower than that when you’re taking basket weaving and AIDS awareness
/andy katzenmoyer’d
May 29th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Maybe you should call Bob Knight and get a comment.
May 29th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
So Kentucky has better tutors than Memphis.
May 29th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Also:
1 repeat link
5 self links
7 total links
May 29th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
So, I’m just sitting here minding my own business listening to Pandora and this band called Mayem came up. Death metal shit. I looked at their bio. Interesting….
Mayhem
Formed around 1985 by Necrobutcher and guitarist Euronymous (born Oystein Aarseth), Mayhem was the first black metal band from Norway to make a serious impact in their homeland, which in the early ’90s developed a burgeoning underground scene rife with violent, sometimes anti-Christian activity, as evidenced by Mayhem’s non-musical history. Drummer Hellhammer, who at one time worked in a mental hospital, is the only remaining member of the band’s prime-period lineup. Lead vocalist Dead committed suicide in 1991 (two years after joining the band) by shooting himself in the head; Hellhammer made a necklace using some of his skull fragments, and Euronymous reportedly cooked and ate pieces of Dead’s brain. Euronymous, in turn, was stabbed to death while in his underwear on August 10, 1993, by the band’s bass player, Count Grishnackh (born Christian Vikernes). Grishnackh’s alleged motive was jealousy over the fact that Euronymous had a more evil reputation; he inflicted 23 separate wounds, it was also rumored, so as to outdo rival band Emperor’s drummer, Faust, who was convicted in the stabbing death of a homosexual acquaintance. When police arrested Grishnackh, they found over 150 kg of stolen dynamite in his house, complete with a plan to blow up a large church on a religious holiday. Grishnackh went on to pursue his electronic-influenced project Burzum while in prison; meanwhile, Euronymous’ parents requested that his bass tracks be erased from Mayhem’s 1994 album, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, (which featured session vocalist Attila Csihar). Still, thanks to growing world-wide interest in Norwegian black metal, Mayhem product has continued to appear on the shelves into the next century. Hellhammer also put together a new Mayhem lineup, which has toured sporadically. During one such tour in 2003, a concert-goer in Norway received a fractured skull as a sheep head flew from the stage while bandmember Blasphemer was cutting the head away from the torso. ~ Steve Huey, Rovi
May 29th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
mayhem, huh? sounds mayhemmy.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
lol…what station are you listening to?
May 29th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Soused cited workplace excellence average of 3.12 for the spring quarter of 2012 as conclusive evidence that critics are wrong to suggest being hammered all the time is not a good idea.
Thankfully no one asked for his data or asked a follow up question. The number was swallowed and regurgitated causing Soused to celebrate with a whiskey.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Wtf…
May 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Wait…Spring Semester? March Madness was end of Winter Semester, no? So all his players were no longer in the classroom and this GPA was enhanced with the three jock nerds who don’t play one minute and the other 5 or so on the tea who probably had a 2.5.
I call Shenanigans.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Depends if UK does semesters or trimesters.
Agree on the second part, though.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
OHHHHHH!!
May 29th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
So is John Calipari a media mogul or do journalists just suck?
May 29th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Sounds like a band I can really root for.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
that road bunny Judd woman looked mightily aged at the Indy 500.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
KC Resident – check out the movie Until The Light Takes Us. http://www.blackmetalmovie.com/. it’s a documentary about Mayhem, Burzum and a few other bands from that period. it’s beyond wild. there’s a lot of church burning going on in that movie.
Dead, the one singer for Mayhem, used to bury his clothes in the backyard for a few weeks before going on tour so he would smell decayed. those guys had some hilarious ideas about how to live.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I would’ve taken a gym class, a mixology class, a yoga class and one other bs class in the spring if I’m Anthony Davis & them.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
lol…what station are you listening to?
One I named, “All Over the Place.” Just random shit. This came in between Screaming Trees and Social D. And Holy Shit their Wiki page is worth a read. I’m glad I never got into Norwegian Death Metal.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I’d like to see what classes they were taking.
I’m envisioning a lot of “Intro to Coaching”, “Music Appreciation”, and “Put the Square Peg in the Square Hole” type classes.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
The Kidd-Gilchrest dude is super intelligent. I think he came to UK from some swanky private school in FLA where he had almost 2 years worth of college credit or something like that. I suspect he was taking legit classes.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Seriously though, don’t the players who declared for the draft officially withdraw from classes? That would give them incompletes, which wouldn’t negatively affect the team’s GPA.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Not necessarily. Some stay on and finish the year. Not sure if most do, though.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
KC Resident – check out the movie Until The Light Takes Us. http://www.blackmetalmovie.com/. it’s a documentary about Mayhem,
Thanks. I’ll check it out.
On 8 April 1991, Dead committed suicide in the house owned by the band. He was found by Euronymous with slit wrists and a shotgun wound to the head. Dead’s suicide note notably read “Excuse all the blood, cheers.” and included an apology for firing the weapon indoors. Instead of calling the police, Euronymous went to a nearby store and bought a disposable camera to photograph the corpse, after re-arranging some items.[9] One of these photographs was later stolen and used as the cover of a bootleg live album Dawn of the Black Hearts.[10] Rumors later surfaced that Euronymous made a stew with pieces of Dead’s brain, and made necklaces with fragments of Dead’s skull which he gave to musicians he deemed worthy
May 29th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Fucking scandanavians, man.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Officer Rod Farva was on Sunday’s episode of Veep.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
That’s the kind of information that I’d be interested in before passing judgement one way or the other.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
People that say athletes don’t go to class usually don’t know what they’re talking about. I was poli-sci so I had lots of athletes in my classes and they all had perfect attendance because they were required to be there. There are usually graduate assistants assigned to buildings and they would pop their head into classrooms and take roll of the football players to make sure guys were in class. Plus they have required study hours with tutors, etc. every single day.
I also love when people bag on what classes these guys are in. That’s an indictment against the university, not against the students who choose to take those classes offered by the school.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
TBL laughs at this.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
it’s pretty easy to notice when an athlete doesn’t show up…
May 29th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
After they’ve given up their eligibility to enter the draft?
May 29th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Like political science, for example.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
at least their stage names make our commenter names seem boring and normal by comparison.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
when you’re the 2nd winningest coach in CBB history *people tend to listen when you talk about CBB, regardless if it makes sense to them.
*exclusing thin-skinned “journalists”
May 29th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
*excluding
May 29th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
at least their stage names make our commenter names seem boring and normal by comparison. Kaiser
We ought to have death metal name week.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Little known fact: Auburn has a horse fucking course you can take.
/true story
May 29th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Well, not necessarily. Though remember the AU “sociology scandal” from a few years ago. I’m sure you won’t but Husker probably will. Anyway, some high profile football players were given credit for sociology classes where players essentially did independent research and turned in a three page paper or something like that. Auburn took some heat for that but the players involved had already finished their last football season. I’d imagine the school and/or athletic department has some say-so with these guys bout going to class, etc. to try and avoid PR probs.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
The Kidd-Gilchrest dude is super intelligent. I think he came to UK from some swanky private school in FLA where he had almost 2 years worth of college credit or something like that. I suspect he was taking legit classes.
He’s from Jersey, and went to St. Patrick’s and played under Bob Hurley Sr. I think HBO had a nice documentary on him.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Dibs on Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
I believe you are thinking of Brandon Knight from last season. He came in with a ton of credits from Winter Park, Florida and had a 4.0 in his two semesters at UK. MKG went to a Catholic School in New Jersey.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Yes. An absolute waste. Though there were some interesting classes.
You never actually played sports growing up did you? I can tell just by how terrible you are at talking shit.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Never heard of it.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
I played real sports, not golf. And you have to admit that you chuckled a little bit at Barner U offering a horse fucking class. It’s okay to laugh a little.
Fuck…that’s who I was thinking about. Thanks for catching that.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Cal insists his recruits agree to complete the spring semester if they decide to leave early. Only one UK player that played for Cal, Daniel Orton, did not, and he was a Gillespe recruit. You guys can bad mouth Cal all you want, but for the most part he recruits pretty good kids. John Wall, Brandon Knight and Anthony Davis all left UK with GPA’s over 3.5.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Prayer For a Perfect Season was a great documentary. I was already a Kidd-Gilchrist fan which made me want to see it. I thought it did a really good job of highlighting the funding issues those schools have and how close they come to shutting down each season. Kidd-Gilchrist’s high school coach wasn’t even paid by the school. Ranked #1 and #2 in the nation his senior season, and the coach wasn’t even paid!
May 29th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
My buddy was an International Affairs major at UGA. He always had the coolest classes. He now works for GE doing something that has no relation whatsoever to his degree.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Dibs on CorpseDestroyerJim3000
May 29th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
So, is this where we talk about academia in general and the teachers/departments/deans in particular that are willfully complicit in changing/manufacturing grades for students? Oh wait, UK staff and players can’t possibly be that dirty! No way they would ever do something like many, many other colleges that have been busted!
/wanking motion
May 29th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Dibs on “Worm Dwellers”.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Sure, that may happen, but the Kentucky kids came across as smart, thoughtful dudes throughout the last tournament. I got the impression they were more than able to handle coursework and make good grades.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
I wonder when Auburn will invite Nick Fairley back as a guest speaker…
May 29th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
We ought to have death metal name week.
Dibs on Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
Dibs on CorpseDestroyerJim3000
Damn it. Everything I come up with is just comical riffs off Gwar band members.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
I didn’t play golf in high school man. Wish I had. I was busy wasting my time playing baseball. But don’t tell me you played tennis or soccer in high school. Those don’t count either. Also, I love jokes at my own/Auburn’s expense…but only ones that are actually funny.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
All of the players who complete their classes in the spring are welcomed back to the school during the offseason. Orton is the only one who didn’t do it. He went out and spent the rest of the Spring and Summer with Bob Hill and “Hell’s Trainer.” He claimed that he was finishing the rest of the semester via internet courses but didn’t. Came very close to costing UK a scholarship.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Every team has idiots, and a lot of those idiots are stud players. It sucks when a former player embarrasses the school, but it happens.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Even if he was in good standing, nobody can understand a word that guy says anyway.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
The nickname is Barner U!! How can you not laugh at the thought of Barner U teaching the proper techniique is horse fucking?
/player soccer, tennis, baseball and basketball
//and golf
May 29th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Husker – I would 100% agree with you, and i have nothing against the UK players or the university. But I find it a bit sloppy and lazy of TBL to basically say “so the school tells us everything’s fine, so everything must be fine.” and then call out people who happen to be a bit more skeptical, especially given PayPal Cal’s track record.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
OH MY GOD WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH
May 29th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
No problem! I am a bit of a UK junkie.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Also, spare me the “I played a real sport like baseball crap.” Baseball is the laziest sport in the god damn world.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
So yesterday I was at a BBQ talking to a guy who played college basketball at USC with Taj Gibson about the whole student athlete experience and there’s quite a bit people just don’t understand. Student athletes have these soft majors mostly because that is the only way they can play basketball and go to school especially if omnipresence is not one of their core competencies.
My friend bounced around in Europe and works at Boeing now, he really wanted to be an Aeronautic Engineer but half way through his Freshman year he realized he couldn’t attend engineering labs and practice at the same time. He was already skipping the midday lifting sessions to attend class which wasn’t helping his standing on the team.
Another thing I found interesting was how much class these kids miss on road games or tournaments. I mean there is no make up class and usually not much tutoring. So they have absolutely no idea what happened in class while they were on the road. How do you make a good GPA if you’re missing class every other week for road games and stuff?
May 29th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
That’s funny. Not being a CBB fan, for some reason I find myself pulling for Cal just because it seems to piss off the rest of the country so much.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Obligatory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De7rbB2bteE
May 29th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
This shit is real, and it happens a lot with athletics. The coaches steer players towards majors that won’t conflict with practice. I hope it doesn’t happen at UGA, but I suspect it does.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I’m sure it was for you on the end of the bench except for those days when you got called up to hit fungo to the varsity. Seriously though, talking glory days is the worst. Let’s stop.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I wanted UK to win this year (once Duke was eliminated from contention, AKA “the first day of the season”) because they actually play good basketball, as opposed to 99% of college basketball teams.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
That’s why I loved this year’s team. They played great basketball on both ends of the floor. So much fun to watch in an otherwise boring year.
If high school was your glory years I feel for you.
/now we can stop
May 29th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
And it doesn’t have to be a big-time college program either. I went to a DIII school, and there were a lot of majors that you flat out couldn’t do if you wanted to play a sport. The biggest conflicts were Athletic Training and Physical Therapy.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
May 29th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
That’s funny. And would be sad if it were true. It isn’t so I won’t retort except for this denial.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I’m sure its the same everywhere… after talking to this guy who really wanted to be a good student but also needed his scholarship to continue to be a student of any kind I realized that the system makes it impossible to be a student. If they’re student first and athlete second then why are they missing a good chunk of class?
Here’s my thing… the whole pay them vs. don’t pay them argument is irrelevant the problem is that that a multi billion dollar sports league does not belong in an educational institution and it is virtually impossible to play big time college sports AND be a student at the same time.
This is like the mafia running a daycare center… of course they can try but its always going to be a horrible idea no matter how well its run.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
+1 Jay Bilas getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to talk about how college athletes are exploited by the system.
May 29th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
It is tough to ignore the inherent hypocrisy of the gentry bemoaning the standard of life for serfs on their tilled land.
May 29th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
i read half a book on the norwegian church burning death metal bs. horrible music, horribly written book, waste of humans, and i hardly ever judge lifestyles
May 29th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
So Kentucky has better tutors than Memphis.
Ouch.
/Lt Weinberg’d