DeShawn Stevenson Has an ATM in His Kitchen
For just a moment, look past DeShawn Stevenson’s ridiculous NBA hipster outfit. Look to his right – your left – and tell me what you see. It is an ATM. In his kitchen. An automated teller machine. In his kitchen. A cash machine. In his kitchen.
Baller Status: Unlocked.
Considering he has Abe Lincoln tattooed on his throat, you have to assume that ATM dispenses nothing but five dollar bills, right?
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May 29th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Also like the 8×10 photos all. over. everything.
May 29th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
What a bizarre place for photos.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
I wonder if he gets charged $3 everytime he takes out money.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
I wonder if he gets charged $3 everytime he takes out money.
-reason number 1,557 that he will be broke in five years.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
I would guess he wouldn’t be charged but people in his house would be charged when they used it, giving him some extra income.
May 29th, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Who gives a shit. There are games going on.
May 30th, 2012 at 1:28 AM
I don’t remember the last time I needed $60 while I was in my kitchen, but god bless him
May 30th, 2012 at 7:31 AM
Should he have put it in his living room…?
May 30th, 2012 at 8:02 AM
Poker games in the kitchen?
In Canada we get charged at least $2 to use any atm other than your banks.
But the Liquor store does cashback. So you can buy a $.190 tall boy, get a beer, your money and save 10 cents.
*Some cashiers will insist you spend $10 dollars which is a happy probably really.